Locksmith
@locksmithprime.bsky.social
Information security. Cryptography. Movies. Lots of politics. Grumpy, and very comfortable with it. Cheese.
He/him.
He/him.
How is that even legal?
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How is that even legal?
We are honored and excited to present our award to FIFA, in recognition of their integrity and principles.
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We are honored and excited to present our award to FIFA, in recognition of their integrity and principles.
Suggestion of ad for Tylenol so that it falls back in grace for republicans and they stop linking it to autism.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Suggestion of ad for Tylenol so that it falls back in grace for republicans and they stop linking it to autism.
Here is their idea of betterment of society.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Here is their idea of betterment of society.
I found this stored in my kitchen. I do not recall why I stored it, or what it is. Does any one have a clue? It looks and weighs as a tiny block of concrete (and I have no reason to store a sample of concrete).
October 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I found this stored in my kitchen. I do not recall why I stored it, or what it is. Does any one have a clue? It looks and weighs as a tiny block of concrete (and I have no reason to store a sample of concrete).
Resident Alien s1e4.
Even the bag they got right. Outstanding.
Even the bag they got right. Outstanding.
August 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Resident Alien s1e4.
Even the bag they got right. Outstanding.
Even the bag they got right. Outstanding.
It was an important moment for Chelsea, as they commemorated their trophy that they won thanks to the skills, efforts, gamesmanship and leadership of Taco, the US president.
July 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It was an important moment for Chelsea, as they commemorated their trophy that they won thanks to the skills, efforts, gamesmanship and leadership of Taco, the US president.
Damn Democrats. Picking on republicans, all republicans do is work hard to help people, be nice and respectful, never point fingers, all for the people and none for themselves.
July 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Damn Democrats. Picking on republicans, all republicans do is work hard to help people, be nice and respectful, never point fingers, all for the people and none for themselves.
This the email we received from Social Security. One more act from this regime towards turning this country into a house of clowns.
July 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This the email we received from Social Security. One more act from this regime towards turning this country into a house of clowns.
Comments from the new superman movie.
Imagine this kind of intolerant being put as secretary of defense. Or being elected president.
Imagine this kind of intolerant being put as secretary of defense. Or being elected president.
June 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Comments from the new superman movie.
Imagine this kind of intolerant being put as secretary of defense. Or being elected president.
Imagine this kind of intolerant being put as secretary of defense. Or being elected president.
Just a normal afternoon in Texas.
June 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just a normal afternoon in Texas.
That is he, is it not.
June 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
That is he, is it not.
"Are you taking the meeting remote?"
Me: "No, I will drive to the office. In person. Collaboration. Energy. Brain storming."
This is the result.
Me: "No, I will drive to the office. In person. Collaboration. Energy. Brain storming."
This is the result.
May 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Are you taking the meeting remote?"
Me: "No, I will drive to the office. In person. Collaboration. Energy. Brain storming."
This is the result.
Me: "No, I will drive to the office. In person. Collaboration. Energy. Brain storming."
This is the result.
What I am saying is, the person barely clears the height of the steering wheel. How can one drive like this.
May 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What I am saying is, the person barely clears the height of the steering wheel. How can one drive like this.
Not missing anything.
This is us. This is why Harris is not the president. Because this is who we are.
This is us. This is why Harris is not the president. Because this is who we are.
May 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Not missing anything.
This is us. This is why Harris is not the president. Because this is who we are.
This is us. This is why Harris is not the president. Because this is who we are.
![May the Fourth [of May] be with you, showing a music scale instead of the "Fourth" word.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yu3l6ujxmr5s5anq7kl4wca5/bafkreiheks34jbcxo4oxusoivilg55dh5vymuar65nhysk6y7qxww3idea@jpeg)
Who the hell are these people behind the Orange? I see at least two religious figures, which does not surprise me.
May 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Who the hell are these people behind the Orange? I see at least two religious figures, which does not surprise me.
And yet all those Wall Street wearing the maga hats with much gusto.
May 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
And yet all those Wall Street wearing the maga hats with much gusto.