Luna Lockhart
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Luna Lockhart
@lockheart.bsky.social
Electronic Musician, MTG player, PLUR-Propagandist.
I swear I will stop posting music as frequently once I've finished my music career. fingers crossed.
IT'S STILL FUCKING HAPPENING

@mtgarena.com PLEASE FIX SPARKY, SHE WON'T STOP BUGGING ME!!!
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
youtube search is such fucking garbage. just. like. I want. more than 10 relevant results. when I search for something. WHY does it SWITCH to "people also watched this video" bitch I DON'T CARE! I WANT WHAT I FUCKING SEARCHED FOR YOU STUPID FUCKING CLANKER
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
no wikipedia, your fucking pages are edited and maintained by spooks all over the place, no thank you. go fuck yourself.
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm very interested in patreon's response to the conservative censorship movement that has been threatening the livelihoods of adult content creators and queer content creators alike. I would like to know how Patreon is *not* going to cave to their agenda, because that's a breaking point for me.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rust Developers really can't help but mention that they're using Rust at every given chance lmao
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"oh, your life you say?"
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
youtube's such a joke, man. if I remix music, I'm fine, but I can't remix music *videos* because apparently the silhouettes of juicy j and mjg are copyrighted to the ends of the earth.

#rant #youtube
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
it appears that youtube has started deprecating the subscriptions feed. It used to be a tab like home or shorts or history, but now it's a pointer with a list under it. you can click the pointer and get to your subscriptions feed still, but you will get stuff from channels you're NOT SUBSCRIBED TO!
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gender Confirmation Bias
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"I'm sorry sir, but according to my charts, you're a woman."
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
okay can we like, as a society, agree to stop calling everything "slop?" it's so nasty. like, slop commanders? what the fuck does that even *MEAN, TOMER!?*
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
it's true. I do. and I'm not ashamed to say it ^_^
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm fuckin dying, this person, tumblr user crimewave420, found a treasure trove of nonsense in the steam comments sections. "what are they trying to tell us" is also the question on *my* mind, mon ami.
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I have superpowers.
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Sometimes, when I'm looking for vocal samples on youtube, I get recommended a youtube short with the *perfect* delivery of the line.

and every once in a while it's some dude who looks like he hasn't slept in a week talkin about how we need to wake up to the system, like... brother you need a NAP!
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"oh baby, I'm so close"
"what do you need?"
"harder..."
*tries to go harder*
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"you can trust the CDC to be neutral, even during administrations we don't like, for instance, they're never going to claim that Vaccines cause Autism or cast significant doubt on the entire scientific community in service of that claim." mfs when RFK hallucinates a CDC article into existence.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Earthbending good :3
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I don't talk about current events very often, even less often than I talk about politics, but this? this is hilarious.

how will your humanoid robot eliminate poverty? because if it's anything like our current state-sponsored robots, it'll be by killing homeless people.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
AVAST! the wise one has spoken, and we must listen! it appears that the great hero who brought us fire and warmth and light has once again brought an end to the cruel and bitter winds. PRAISE SHE who we call Firebringer! The threat has ended!
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Memory Jar (5)
Artifact
T, sacrifice this artifact: each player exiles their hand face down, then draws 7 cards. at end of turn, each player discards their hand then puts the face down cards into their hands.

hasn't been legal/unrestricted since 1999 in any constructed format.

tonight? I had fun.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sorry for the political post, I'm just really frustrated.

I get that people feel like multiple parties represent them better, but in practice, what are we seeing? In the US we have 1 party that stands still, inching forward on occasion, and another that rapidly deteriorates society at every turn.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
okay so, through the omenpath is a very mid card, but if you have 3 of them, there's not a lot your opponent can do
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jeskai Revelation is the answer to the question "what would a *good* control finisher look like that *isn't* a big creature or a mill combo?" and it answers it with gusto. Sure it's 7 mana. Sure it's 3 colors. But you know what's in those 3 colors?
the best control pieces in standard.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM