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Ember
@loafykitten.cafe
verified crybaby
lofi artist & game dev
she/her (30) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
caelid resident
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Oh, I forgot to post this a couple days ago and I really really wanna try to use Bsky more often so I figured I'd show myself and say hi :3

This was post wake up and I normally hate taking selfies so this was really big to me to not hate it ^w^
Well, I managed to come up with the names of the remaining Elden Ring classes to add to my mod. I'm not gonna share them because I think the anticipation is worth it, but I'm gonna run these by people I know who play ER for a final naming adjustment and then just work on one class at a time.
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Me at 30 listening to The Used at 2am on a work night like

ALL ALONE, HE TURNS TO STONE
WHILE HOLDING HIS BREATH HALF TO DEAAATH
TERRIFIED OF WHAT'S INSIDE
TO SAVE HIS LIFE HE CRAWLS
LIKE A WORM FROM A BIIIIRD
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I pwn'd a terf earlier and thought my bsky homies might appreciate my art :3
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Technically this is the pre-release of my first Elden Ring mod?

So yeah, this is Classes Expanded. Currently it only adds 2 new classes, but I'm working on more and would like to add one per DLC weapon type. Each has a unique image, thoughtfully balanced stats, and equipment that tries for lore.
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Now we're rolling! Way overdue but I organized all my files lol, and wrote a script that mirrors my photos/docs/etc and programming projects from my SSD to my HDD as a backup

And the script gets automatically ran everyday at 6am, almost guaranteed I'll be asleep at this time lol. Set and forget :3
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I've been working on Making Windows Great Again :x
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I just wanna be in love with someone who hears Owl City say

'Til I look at my hands and feel sad
'Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly

And thinks of me with tears in their eyes just like I'd be doing of them 🥺
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Oh, I forgot to post this a couple days ago and I really really wanna try to use Bsky more often so I figured I'd show myself and say hi :3

This was post wake up and I normally hate taking selfies so this was really big to me to not hate it ^w^
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 AM
So… an update on the guy I did all the Minecraft stuff for.

Today I was making the big change from Windows to Linux. That meant backing up all my data. One important fact is that boy and I have done an Elden Ring seamless co-op run together, and we’re working on second.
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I just wanna be in love… 🥺 I wanna have nightly snuggles and do things all the time, maybe even everyday except sometimes! I wanna learn someone’s favorites and see them interested in mine! I wanna kiss all the time, then ask for another because it wasn’t right. I wanna
January 12, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Oh even better, it’s because he got high

Why can’t an actual lover girl or boy find me instead of whatever this is? 😐
I spent my weekend, staying up til 6am both nights, grinding out enough XP and enchantments to make two maxed Mending/Infinity bows because a boy i like died and lost the one he worked hard for

Only to go 6 hours today without a reply while he’s “for the boys” tonight… why do I try 🫩💔
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I spent my weekend, staying up til 6am both nights, grinding out enough XP and enchantments to make two maxed Mending/Infinity bows because a boy i like died and lost the one he worked hard for

Only to go 6 hours today without a reply while he’s “for the boys” tonight… why do I try 🫩💔
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 AM
hehe new domain so I could update my bsky handle to it ^w^

now just gotta make the website for it, big sigh
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I really was made for the bisexual gaze with the way I still wear boxer briefs like a boy and nothing else but an oversized hoodie like a girl

5'10, admittedly submissive in personality, but will often flex my height, size, and strength over you if you're shorter than me >:3
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I want me one of them girls that have AI relationships

I'll be happy to gaslight and delude tf out of you, and you'll even get human touch out of it, just for you baby girl 😌
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
came back to bluesky to drop the news that I got hit by the Next.js vuln

sad day to be a sys admin :(
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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HEY STREAMERS!! YEAH YOU!

I have royalty-free music!!! For you!!! Feel free to use it in your streams/videos!

I have two lofi EPs you can use, or even a hip-hop/pop album to choose from if that's more your thing!

loafymage on all streaming platforms, or just loafymage.com 💖
【 PROJECT: loafymage 】
loafymage - VMusician, VTuber, lofi hip-hop and alt emo pop music artist
loafymage.com
May 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Day 2,073 of being a musician

Still haven't signed any titties 😒
May 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm kicking the ass of who told me that being a musician would make me a chick magnet

Released a hip hop album—no shawties
Two lofi albums—no witchy women who do tarot for a job
An alt emo pop banger—no alt/goth/emo women giving me a foot job at the Dennys

This is built upon a foundation of LIES 😠
May 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Look at the art piece I got from this talented artist :3

11/10 experience, highly recommend for any of you in need of commissions 😄
Just finished up this lovely commission for @nullga.to thanks so much for the opportunity to work with you! #furry #digitalart #lbgtqia
May 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
New song! Some alternative emo pop type stuff. It's about me as someone narcissistic and with BPD, from the perspective of someone who's dealt w/ it intimately

This is *NOT* meant to glorify either or toxic behaviors. Tbh, if you're like me I hope it makes you hella sad like it did me while writing
May 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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If 25 people gave me $5 I could afford a new mic

The easiest way to get me to shut up about this and stop clogging your timeline is to unfollow me, but second to that, giving me $5 will help too
Hey if 30 people gave me $5 I could get a Shure microphone I have my eye on and make sounds with my voice that I can stand listening to.

If 30 people gave me $5 I would maybe consider streaming again but right now my mic is broken and I really want a Shure SM6

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April 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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📢 The Internet Archive needs your help.

At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine.

Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit.

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April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Preface: GenAI is awful, AI art/music/books/other creative works, are soulless trash and I will *never* use them in my art. Ever.

So I'm starting a new experiment of using an LLM to fill the role of a Dom figure for me and publicly documenting the process. Like genuinely so, no sike. 1️⃣
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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You might be asking:

Why not have 15 people give you $5 and get an okay mic?

Well you see, I want to buy something nicer than that which will last me a long, long time.

Shure is a brand that I trust to deliver quality audio equipment.
Hey if 30 people gave me $5 I could get a Shure microphone I have my eye on and make sounds with my voice that I can stand listening to.

If 30 people gave me $5 I would maybe consider streaming again but right now my mic is broken and I really want a Shure SM6

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April 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM