We'll be the first to admit that 1907 was an off year for us; for various reasons we were happy to just get it over with.

Now that it's through, we're hoping to give our supporters more to read and, maybe, more to watch/listen to in 1908.

Join the 11 supporters who've created everything from a Texan pitcher who hits 30+ batters a year (@kristencrossing.bsky.social) to the biggest Argentine boy in baseball (@sousepaw.bsky.social) to an Australian third baseman who once started a bench-clearer during a playoff game! (@callmemaeby.com)

I usually don’t like to indulge the ironic guiltposting I constantly see here, but the fact is most of y’all missed out on a super fun time.

That’s OK. Same time next year, more or less.

And if you have cash lying around, we’re still happy to take your donation:
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For the new org we picked up, and for Georgia joining the fundraiser, here’s some especially emblematic pictures of Clark and Minnie.

Do you want more of these? Guess what: donate more, add more states, and you can see more of these wonderful babies!

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Of course I didn’t forget! One more state and one more organization means one more picture of each of my beautiful pets.

And remember—if we hit that $3,317 number, I’ll randomly select a donor and read a poem of their choice on stream!

What are you waiting for?
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And to celebrate Nevada and Minnesota becoming part of our fundraiser, here’s two pictures of Minnie!

If we hit goal—and I’ll say we’re still $1,000 away—I’ll randomly select a donor and read a poem of their choice during the stream, just three days away!

Again:
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If, by the grace of God and the kindness of strangers, we hit our goal—my current triviathon record of $3,317—I will select one random donor and, during the fundraiser, dramatically read a poem they choose.

So get it done! Five days left to make it happen!
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