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Luke
@lluke27.bsky.social
Senior Prompt Engineer at Palantir
Hey have you met my friend Bofa All Of My Nuts?
January 17, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I ain’t been to a steak and shake in a year and it’s fully chuddified
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Resting Kind Face
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Charlie Kirk has passed away
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
@ninaturner.bsky.social please primary Shontel Brown 🙏
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I think we should invade Greenland fuck it whatever who cares
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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I'm glad Hollywood never did a sequel to the Holocaust because they would have advertised it a being "From the Twisted Mind of Adolf Hitler"
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis

The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway

They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I know award ceremonies are all made up and stupid but it’s genuinely so insane Better Call Saul never got a SINGLE award
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
#JumpyMAGA would like to thank Donald J Trump for his BIG, BOUNCING BILL that will bring GLORY to this nation’s trampoline parks! 🇺🇸
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
*has the power to impeach voice* erm…… please resign🥺👉👈
Kristi Noem must resign today.

Her time as Secretary has been a complete moral failure and a public safety disaster. ICE under her leadership has repeatedly ignored our laws, terrorized communities, and made America less safe.

She must resign.
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Jail is way too good for these ICE nazis
January 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Conservatives: Maduro was a brutal dictator and a tyrant! He had to go!

Liberals: You can’t just do that! Trump just wants oil!

Terrarian Drake: you used to call me on your shell phone!
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Joe Biden was born in Kenya 🇰🇪
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Is it obvious I have synesthesia?
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Matt 14 really popped off with those infographics
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The mayor gets sworn in at midnight and not noon or something?😭 they said get your ass to work
NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
It’s been over 6 months and the geniuses at google still can’t figure out how to put YouTube on the Switch 2
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Would you rather a Fugly Foid or a Cheugy Chud
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Whats the best way to leftistly & ethically & wholesomely spend an Amazon gift card
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Santa Claus Approval Polling:

Approve: 99%
Disapprove: 1%

HH&H / Dec 25, 2025
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Liberal Zionists do NOT like it when you make fun of their comfort congressperson ✌️ 😭
I wish the Palestinians you were helping murder also were having a Happy Holidays
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Focus, M.
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM