Hey look at that, we found your side of the room 👍 told you it was fast

I regret to report that the gingerbread dorito is Good, Actually

I brought these to a party about a month ago (because I woke up that morning and chose chaos)

I have never seen a room divided so strongly so fast

THIS is what I come to this account for. Yikes.

He might like this then (depending on the grandfather in question) youtu.be/D6NSoMoahmU

I don’t know if ANYTHING has ever made me laugh harder than post-breakup Joker answering the door “reading” Infinite Jest

Yoda who doesn’t call himself a Jedi and is “more kind of spiritual, really”

I moved to London four years ago, excited and hopeful, but also worried that I’d sold myself on an unrealistic fantasy of Living In A Big City and was about to be crushingly disappointed and friends let me tell you I very fucking much was not 🙌

Jfc this is “I see what you were TRYING to do there, but you didn’t” on the scale of Greek tragedy