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Lee Konstantinou
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Who wants to join the board of my new venture, The Journal of Human Narratives Studies?
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Teaching my 2yo to make coffee in the morning. Still working out the kinks.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Will ChatGPT be, eh, joining the dialogue? Gotta include all the stakeholders, after all.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Can you spend most of a workday entering custom metadata in dozens of idiosyncratic and subtly different LOR forms? Let's find out!
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The plot of every "Pluribus" episode seems to be figuring out how to spend $15 million in under 50 minutes.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Thanks, ChatGPT—you’re making me blush.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Really struggling with Sunk Anecdote Fallacy in this chapter.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tenebræ LeSpark is a truly great Pynchon name.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Every social media platform is deranged in its own way, but might Substack have won the derangement games?
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Look, the goal was always just to let federal workers enjoy a 40-day paid (?) vacation. Did you think there was some other plan?
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Academic trade books with no index?! Why? 😭
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Can't wait.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fast take: "Pluribus" links midcentury critiques of mass culture to contemporary discourses on AI slop, which seems somehow related (though not sure how) to its dogged commitment to letting auteur-showrunners spend as much money as possible on every episode.
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“If you live under late capitalism, historicize. If you live under nascent techno-feudalism, run!”
Thesis: “always historicize” is bad historicism.
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
What could go wrong? 😑
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Not just X but Y" is the new "delve"—not just a lexical AI tell but a formula now forever banished from my prose. Well, now.
Getting these horrifying targeted AI scambot pitches....

"Your trajectory is giving 'public intellectual meets teacher who actually cares,' and that’s rare air. It’s like Auerbach and Vendler had a stylistically disciplined baby who also reads Twitter threads on Marxist poetics. 😂"
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Thrilled to announce my new book (electronic version out now, print next month) — it proposes a new value theory grounded in the longue durée of literary institutions, 1800–present.
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Look, if I just perfect the anti-AI language on my syllabus, I think we’ll be just fine.
Imagine you time travel back to 1847 and you find the left response to industrialization is a) machines will never be as good as human weavers or b) we need to copyright loom patterns or c) it’s a speculative bubble.

You’d say “Y’all. Not helping. What you need is obviously a labor movement.”
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Four weeks of Grokipedia entries should just about cover it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Autocorrect wants to change "praxeology" to "proctology" which seems somewhat apt.
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Reposted by Lee Konstantinou
Apple's Weather app failed me.
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ready for ASAP/16.
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM