My kid and I do the same for hydralyte, and it definitely works better, but it actually makes me feel cooler too.

This sounds like a malfunctioning 80s robot, with its head spinning and sparks coming out of its neck. ‘Desire, desire, he wants to be desired, desired…’

Ok but once a doctor did tell a friend of mine to eat dirt. The friend had some super strong antibiotics over a long period & ended up with various health probs. The dr said she could eat a bit of dirt or maybe not worry about cleaning her kitchen that much to get some more bacteria in her!

Everyone yells about parents letting their kids watch iPads at restaurants but then also yells when parents purposely pick a place where it’s appropriate for kids to play in outdoor space and lets them play.

Yeah my Grandma was a very strict Baptist who wouldn’t even dance. She’d smack you on the bum any time she hugged you and say ‘If I don’t know why, you do!’

Frozen vegetables are amazing for a quick dinner, I love them

No everyone loves laminators, that’s why Greg Davies also loves laminators

Yep, all parents see their kid cry and just go, well, I’m all out of ideas. Hadn’t considered any other options!

Rolling on his back, flopping his fluffy paws over his belly

Closing his little eyes, sniffing the spring breeze

Thank god the town was en-sewered before I was born, at least. We’re cholera-free now too!

My Dad grew up with an outside dunny - the ‘dunny man’ would come weekly to empty your can, because there was no sewerage system. This was Australia in the late 60s!

that goes for all of us including me get off

Look I won’t pretend we don’t have our issues, but getting a lamington or a sausage sandwich on election day is a top notch experience.

Yep! Because everyone has to vote, schools & community clubs usually set up a cake stall or sausage sizzle at polling places as a fundraiser. The cake stall had sold out at my polling place last election - I was crushed!