LizardBreath
@lizrdbreath.bsky.social
Environmental lawyer, middleaged and tired
This truck just found out that it does not quite fit under the tracks of the 1 train.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This truck just found out that it does not quite fit under the tracks of the 1 train.
I couldn’t be home on Friday for trick-or-treating, so I left my pet spider Arnold guarding a bowl of candy. When I got home, Zohran had fliered him.
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I couldn’t be home on Friday for trick-or-treating, so I left my pet spider Arnold guarding a bowl of candy. When I got home, Zohran had fliered him.
Apropos of nothing in particular, i was thinking about the Seal of the State of NY. Liberty, on the left there, is expressing her position on kings by crushing a crown underfoot.
No kings.
No kings.
June 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Apropos of nothing in particular, i was thinking about the Seal of the State of NY. Liberty, on the left there, is expressing her position on kings by crushing a crown underfoot.
No kings.
No kings.
Mine is with me as I write this, and it’s great.
June 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mine is with me as I write this, and it’s great.
With a little cardboard, glue, and a safety pin, they make an excellent accessory for a messenger bag.
March 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
With a little cardboard, glue, and a safety pin, they make an excellent accessory for a messenger bag.
If you see this quote with flowers from your gallery.
January 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you see this quote with flowers from your gallery.
I also love making fire, although city life gives me little scope for it. This post is good on airflow.
#ProofOfFire below.
#ProofOfFire below.
December 5, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I also love making fire, although city life gives me little scope for it. This post is good on airflow.
#ProofOfFire below.
#ProofOfFire below.
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Manimal
Manimal
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
Manimal
Manimal
Cute animal checkpoint.
November 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Cute animal checkpoint.
Looks kind of like the headwaiter at Rick’s: prod-images.tcm.com/Master-Profi...
October 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Looks kind of like the headwaiter at Rick’s: prod-images.tcm.com/Master-Profi...
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #137,868! First 10% counts as an elder? That can’t be right, I’ve never seen Alf naked.
September 19, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #137,868! First 10% counts as an elder? That can’t be right, I’ve never seen Alf naked.
Thanks! A few years back, someone tweeted “Fix the subways, you monster!” at Cuomo, and I picked it up for a sign at a different rally. I figured I’d continue the tradition for Hochul.
June 9, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Thanks! A few years back, someone tweeted “Fix the subways, you monster!” at Cuomo, and I picked it up for a sign at a different rally. I figured I’d continue the tradition for Hochul.
This seems like the sort of thing that could be useful in a lot of contexts.
June 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM
This seems like the sort of thing that could be useful in a lot of contexts.
LACS’s take, in which Groundhog Day rules means Kasparov’s response to the same board position is deterministic:
April 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
LACS’s take, in which Groundhog Day rules means Kasparov’s response to the same board position is deterministic:
Let’s see you at 21!
Here I am with my host-family sister in Samoa. I might possibly be a little sweaty.
Here I am with my host-family sister in Samoa. I might possibly be a little sweaty.
February 2, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Let’s see you at 21!
Here I am with my host-family sister in Samoa. I might possibly be a little sweaty.
Here I am with my host-family sister in Samoa. I might possibly be a little sweaty.
Search drinks in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Search drinks in your camera roll
