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Liz Hey-No!
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Weird Mother. Educator. Witch.
Recreational Hooker 🧶
Tie-er of Knots 🪢💍
Pinned
Anytime I get my hands on a new #tarotdeck I flip through looking at the art first. Tonight my 3 year old joined me. When these cards came up she yelled “Mama it’s you!” I feel seen. And in awe of her innate abilities.
Is anyone else so competitive that Thanksgiving dinner is a competition?

This morning I made 4 pies and 3 casseroles to take to 2 dinners. I brought nothing home.

#winning
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This morning I made 4 pies and 3 casseroles.

There were no leftovers to bring home.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As a happily wifed up millennial mama bear, I just gotta say I love Taylor’s new album. I find it incredibly relatable -

a couple kids who look just like their dad ✅
driveway with a basketball hoop ✅
best friend who I think is hot ✅

Now, if only the world would leave us the fuck alone

#Wi$hLi$t
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Taps sign
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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It is now November.

IT IS THE MONTH OF MY BIRTH. PREPARE YOUR TRIBUTES.
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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How to scare monsters 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I was today years old when I realized how easy it is to change the page size in Word.

Also, I have entered the stage in life/work where that is a game changer for me.

Goodbye 8.5x11. Hello 11x17!
October 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My oldest inherited her dad’s bad teeth, and has to have her front teeth pulled tomorrow.

So tonight we #crochet a tooth shaped pocket so that the #toothfairy doesn’t have to venture into Barbie battlefield that is her bedroom.
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Back in the 90s when neo-nazi skinheads were everywhere, people wore colored laces in their Doc Martens to signify which side they were on. Red meant nazi, one black one white meant anti-racist, blue meant neutral, and green meant you like frogs and were anti-fascist. Been thinking about that a lot.
October 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Meanwhile in #Portland
October 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Each #soupseason I like to change things up a bit. One year I only followed #recipes. The next I only improvised. There was the year my husband baked bread to go with each soup.

This year we have Gus, our new designated to-go container.

#WhatAreGus’sGuts this week? - Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The sky this afternoon was doing all the things.

#bluesky
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I just got an email that my daughter was accepted into a 5 day a week pre-k program! And the best part is it will cost us nothing. I am so grateful
September 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I saw this skid and felt nostalgia

For carefree days
Ridin around, windows down. Gunnnin
Every yellow light.
Every stop sign a mere suggestion
Dumb kids doing dumb things.
Once in a lifetime adventures
Maybe someday I’ll be fun again.

#poetrysky #poem #acrostic #everydayinspiration
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.
September 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Also, y’all in the “y’all means all” gender inclusive way.

Not the Southern, monogrammed, double-barrel first name way.
I know it’s still technically summer until the 22nd, but tonight we had a fire and I needed a flannel, so Happy Fall Y’all 🍁🍂🔥
September 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I know it’s still technically summer until the 22nd, but tonight we had a fire and I needed a flannel, so Happy Fall Y’all 🍁🍂🔥
September 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Maybe I’ve been watching too much Supernatural, but RFK Jr. being pestilence makes sense.

Netanyahu is famine

Putin is war

Trump is death
August 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Barren parking lot
Lifted chin finds green glory -
Perspective matters

#haiku #poetsky #feels #perspective
August 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Tremendous crossover move right here:
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don’t know if I’ll ever get over the lost of Joann, but Michaels Rewards vouchers help ease the sting.

#crochet #crochetsky 🧶
August 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We love to see it
August 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM