LizardWiz
lizardwiz.bsky.social
LizardWiz
@lizardwiz.bsky.social
DOB:9/21/1996(28)
No minors please
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GARDEVOIR used her Helium Tank.
GARDEVOIR is floating off the ground!

Why fight when you can be a balloon instead?
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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A while back I wanted to draw a big lady, but trying to design her as if she were a dnd/ttrpg character. Finally decided to finish that drawing today.

I've been struggling a bit with motivation lately, so creating something i'm actually proud of feels great.
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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cw: extreme fat

You're in a snowy forest, and in front and above you, Shieldbearer stands there, her massive, 10'8" frame LOOMING over you like a boulder. That's pretty awesome, ngl. Commission for @cryptid-sanagi.bsky.social!
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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A comm for an Anonymous fan of Devteam Drifter, featuring their rogue, Gigi, thoroughly failing at that one thing that the rogue in the party is -supposed- to be providing to the party...

Ah, well, at least she'll make it lighter to carry back the loot from the dungeon.
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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workin on a fat derg robot adopt :3
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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I wonder if Birdo will ever find a dress that fits...

#gravityinboundart #inflation
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Every single article and TV news report about this should say, "Convicted felon and adjudicated rapist, Donald Trump, refused to answer a question about Jeffrey Epstein's victims and instead made a misogynistic comment."

But they won't, because the news media in this country has failed.
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Belated trade with @dragonmamamax.bsky.social!
She's already their #1 customer, y'know~
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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i just can't get over how much bad shit we're learning has been connected to epstein and his circle this whole time. the culture war, the demonization of trans women, /pol/, even the rise of microtransactions in games?? all of it connects to mr. pedophile island??? lazy fucking villain writing
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Look, I know the point is that Santa is big, but really?? THIS big??? The things a girl has to do just to save Christmas...

This is the big pic my patrons voted for me to draw back in December! Join in at any tier to see January's early, and for $5 vote on February's!
www.patreon.com/c/mirrorG
January 31, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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AI will not revolutionize video games. what will revolutionize video games is putting more furry BBWs in them. but precious few developers are wise enough to see this. i'm doing my part
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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A tip for anyone out there planning on fighting Bella Rosa soon (NOT recommended!!!):

She can change around where her mass is VERY quickly, what's a weak point one second can become a trampoline the next...!
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Okay! Lets make this official!

I am opening for 5e/Tabletop content commissions!

Have you ever wanted to have a custom class for your table? Got a character idea that isn't complete without a bit of homebrew?

I have 5 years of 5e content creation experience, and far longer playing! (See replies)
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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I personally know multiple families who won't let their children play outside because of the risk that ICE will kidnap or kill them.

My kid's school today is offering remote learning because it's not safe for some kids to leave their homes.

"Walz criticized for saying sky is blue."
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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10 bucks for a Magic Item.
30 bucks for a subclass.
60 bucks for a full class.

Prices okay? Please discuss. Want feedback. I'd be working closely with you as a client to get what you want in writing, and in your games. I'd also be asking if you'd like the content to be compiled in a full book.
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Sometimes, work just puts a heavy load on your shoulders. Alyssa could definitely use a massage XD
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Rouge ✨
January 25, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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TODAY, Friday January 23rd, 2026:

We are ALL residents of Minnesota.

We ALL want #ICE_OutForGOOD 🚫 🧊

Also: #ICE_OUT4ReneeGood 💔
January 23, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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"ohh nooo I tried the 'coffee that inflates you' and now im inflating how could this happen???" bitch you didn't read????
Fym you went to the Balloon Cafe and you're surprised your latte turned your ass into an orb? The rest of us be floating on the ceiling laughing at you bro, come on
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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This is insane. INSANE. Without any legal basis at all, this memo says ICE doesn't need a warrant (or probable cause) to break into someone's home to arrest them. It's like a memo that says, "Actually, you DON'T have the right to remain silent."
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.

It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
January 21, 2026 at 10:35 PM