tom, friend of eggbug
@lizard.tools
high entropy individual
it/they • adult • EN\DEU OK • no thanks i'm from massachusetts • icon @0kame-san.bsky.social • header @brushy.bsky.social
💕 @cervine.online <- my husband
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it/they • adult • EN\DEU OK • no thanks i'm from massachusetts • icon @0kame-san.bsky.social • header @brushy.bsky.social
💕 @cervine.online <- my husband
cohost.org/clip
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"Wow, just wow. By picking up this crumb you've not just committed to carrying it back to the colony, you've shown a deeper understanding of what it means to be an insect – Let's dive in."
-chatgpt for ants
-chatgpt for ants
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Wow, just wow. By picking up this crumb you've not just committed to carrying it back to the colony, you've shown a deeper understanding of what it means to be an insect – Let's dive in."
-chatgpt for ants
-chatgpt for ants
hey siri, simulate that man's milk.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
hey siri, simulate that man's milk.
beer ON my carpet :(
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
beer ON my carpet :(
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I Wonder Wats For Dinner
August 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I Wonder Wats For Dinner
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tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
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Unauthorized snack techniques feat @lizard.tools
February 10, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Unauthorized snack techniques feat @lizard.tools
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got an angry letter from the HOA about the half-eaten dodge ram in my driveway 🙄 mind your own business
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
got an angry letter from the HOA about the half-eaten dodge ram in my driveway 🙄 mind your own business
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Hey everyone, there is a new update. Czar is doing great in rehab. He is starting to talk, but per Kaimi, it is a bit hard to understand him. Thanks everyone for the continued sharing and donating. 🙏
If anyone can help donate to my friend’s gofundme, we’d appreciate it. ❤️
www.gofundme.com/f/road-to-re...
www.gofundme.com/f/road-to-re...
Donate to Road to Recovery for Alejandro “Czar” Hernandez, organized by Alyzabeth Murray
On October 25th, Alejandro “Czar” Hernandez suffered from a stroke in… Alyzabeth Murray needs your support for Road to Recovery for Alejandro “Czar” Hernandez
www.gofundme.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey everyone, there is a new update. Czar is doing great in rehab. He is starting to talk, but per Kaimi, it is a bit hard to understand him. Thanks everyone for the continued sharing and donating. 🙏
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Mein Sohn wurde als Hochbegabt getestet und darf deswegen vielleicht schon mit 11 zur Bundeswehr 🥳🤗🤗
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mein Sohn wurde als Hochbegabt getestet und darf deswegen vielleicht schon mit 11 zur Bundeswehr 🥳🤗🤗
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
awesome, gabe made a fucking quest.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
awesome, gabe made a fucking quest.
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he had my ass crawling on the wall like a gacko
October 9, 2024 at 3:58 PM
he had my ass crawling on the wall like a gacko
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
3 weeks until nirvanna the band the show the movie the tour...
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
3 weeks until nirvanna the band the show the movie the tour...
god my arms are gonna fall off
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
god my arms are gonna fall off
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Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
dude they put so many needles in me today
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
dude they put so many needles in me today
god twin peaks is good
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
god twin peaks is good