That was the safer option. It didn’t even occur to me. 🤦🏻‍♀️

This is challenging my idea that things stuffed inside of other things is always fun.

My accidental plan of forgetting about it and only ordering a few minutes ago without any wait was perfect it seems.

Aww, how sweet.

Dogs are wizards.

I went to a signing for this last week! He was hilarious and thoughtful.

Dude’s jumped the shark.

I don’t celebrate it and I will give myself the long weekend.

Happy?

Our foster is half Bengal, he’s 16lbs, and 80% muscle. Every time I pick him up I’m shocked at how chunky he is.

I’m guessing those are the organic/pasture raised/pet 1,000x a day turkeys.

I think there’s a sweet spot between the “didn’t have time so I’m doing it all today” trips and the “oh shit, I forgot something, what time does the store close?” trips. I’ve hit it a couple times and it’s glorious.

I don’t know which side you were blocking. It doesn’t even matter because it’s true either way.

I’m going to steal the last third of that sentence and use it liberally.