Good luck, Just Jen. Hope it's a false positive.

It. Is. Constant.

This is what they do all day every day at school. Classic teen "humor."

I love the Martian! (Or other universe Martian equivalent.)

Watching Ilya do a backflip today and having the announcer hurriedly assure us that "those are legal now" -- surely everyone old enough to remember the '90s thought of Bonaly in that moment.

To 500. That is 🍌🍌🍌

We contain multitudes 😂
Also, tax records from 1340!!!

The brain drain. I think the current is swirling the other way at the moment.

I have a friend who likes to get on the Mormon website and announce "hey! We're sixteenth cousins fifteen times removed!"

Same same. To Appalachia in 18th century. Set themselves up to manufacturer gunpowder. When the powder mill blew up one day, taking their adjacent home with it, they moved in under some big rocks. My father was forever haunted by having been shown the site as a child. "They lived under rocks!"

Don't you think this woman would have been killed before she could have "take(n) those fuckers out one by one?"

Either you guys need to swap birthdays, or each pick a new date.🤷‍♀️

I think she did a family observance on her birthday in April, and the public observance was in June every year, when a sunny day is much likelier. Why shouldn't all of us do the same?

Happy observed birthday. Good job celebrating on a date of (your?) choosing. Why should George Washington and Queen Elizabeth II have all the fun?

I could have a piece of pottery or a sculpture in my home?!?!?
wtf do people have in their homes now????
"If you’re nervous about including something quirky, Walters suggests starting small, “something like sculpture, pottery, trinkets,” she says."

And one of those stories is guaranteed to be the Berenstain bears, a paperback which absolutely no one will admit to bringing into the house. It materialized on the bookshelf one day & life has been hell ever since.