Lindsey Bampton
@lindseybampton.bsky.social
Safeguarding Adults Board & Safeguarding Children Partnership Manager. CofE National Safeguarding Panel member. Ex Probation Officer.
✅ Hiking, baking, afternoon naps, frozen margaritas, chess
❎ TV involving real life police or hospitals, liquorice
✅ Hiking, baking, afternoon naps, frozen margaritas, chess
❎ TV involving real life police or hospitals, liquorice
We saw a very sad looking bollard today that looked like it hadn't risen in years
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November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We saw a very sad looking bollard today that looked like it hadn't risen in years
Was a very lovely pub. Christmas decorations included an upside down tree hanging from the old wooden beams 🎄
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Was a very lovely pub. Christmas decorations included an upside down tree hanging from the old wooden beams 🎄
Is the guy in the picture the 'expert'?
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Is the guy in the picture the 'expert'?
Went to a pub today - outside of London - and it cost me £5 for a diet coke!
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Went to a pub today - outside of London - and it cost me £5 for a diet coke!
I've always loved this one
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October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I've always loved this one
I think it's happening more because phones don't come with headphone jacks anymore and not everyone has or likes earbuds (I know this has been a thing with Apple for forever but android phones have now caught up) bsky.app/profile/lind...
I'm finally replacing my very old phone and have come to realise nobody provides headphone jacks on new phones. I don't want wireless headphones 😔🎧 #About10YearsBehind
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I think it's happening more because phones don't come with headphone jacks anymore and not everyone has or likes earbuds (I know this has been a thing with Apple for forever but android phones have now caught up) bsky.app/profile/lind...
And you have to wonder why the gov press release chose not to
October 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And you have to wonder why the gov press release chose not to
Good! Always thought it was particularly rude when receiving letters from law firms during my time as a probation officer.
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Good! Always thought it was particularly rude when receiving letters from law firms during my time as a probation officer.
Think it's the % of the 5,000 16-40 year olds who were asked
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Think it's the % of the 5,000 16-40 year olds who were asked
This is *such* a bad take I think I'm going to have to unfollow.
October 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is *such* a bad take I think I'm going to have to unfollow.
Ah OK. I'm still getting used to how it all works over here 👍🏻
September 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ah OK. I'm still getting used to how it all works over here 👍🏻
If it says 'blocked' like this, does it mean I've blocked them, or they've blocked me?
September 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If it says 'blocked' like this, does it mean I've blocked them, or they've blocked me?
The alcopops of today. Surely not yours?
September 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The alcopops of today. Surely not yours?
There was a book of them. When I was 15 on work experience I was given said book and had to choose and run one. I organised for all delegates to walk around with post-it notes on their head guessing which famous person they were 🤦🏻♀️
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September 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
There was a book of them. When I was 15 on work experience I was given said book and had to choose and run one. I organised for all delegates to walk around with post-it notes on their head guessing which famous person they were 🤦🏻♀️
Do you even have a job vacancy available?! So weird.
September 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Do you even have a job vacancy available?! So weird.
Wouldn't the teabags remain in the teapot back then? One teabag per mug is where it's got really extravagant.
September 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wouldn't the teabags remain in the teapot back then? One teabag per mug is where it's got really extravagant.
Channel 4 is free 🙌
Most of its income comes from advertising revenue.
Most of its income comes from advertising revenue.
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September 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Channel 4 is free 🙌
Most of its income comes from advertising revenue.
Most of its income comes from advertising revenue.