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Sleepy Don is an ineffective leader and can’t be trusted to execute the Office of President.
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Sleepy Don
We can't trust a President who can't even stay awake
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November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sleepy Don is an ineffective leader and can’t be trusted to execute the Office of President.
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Today is a day of celebrations and lessons. We’re celebrating the amazing wins that progressives had all across the nation because those candidates and those propositions learned from the mistakes of 2024. Now, Congressional Dems need to not fuck it up. Easy, right?
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A Real Blue Wave
What is going on all you beautiful fuckers, I hope you’re all having a great post-election day!
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November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Today is a day of celebrations and lessons. We’re celebrating the amazing wins that progressives had all across the nation because those candidates and those propositions learned from the mistakes of 2024. Now, Congressional Dems need to not fuck it up. Easy, right?
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This post is quite long, so please buckle up get ready for a lengthy discussion (ramble) on the morality of billionaires and the exploitation of the working class.
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The Morality of a Trillion Dollars
Quick detour from the main news today as I hop into my favorite topic: The billionaire exploitation of the proletariat
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November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This post is quite long, so please buckle up get ready for a lengthy discussion (ramble) on the morality of billionaires and the exploitation of the working class.
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In this week’s quick wrap-up, I go over the government shutdown, Trump’s extravagant wastes of taxpayer dollars, and the hopes for rain in Brazil this weekend. Go visit this Substack post and let me know what you think!
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End-of-week thoughts
Hello!
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November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In this week’s quick wrap-up, I go over the government shutdown, Trump’s extravagant wastes of taxpayer dollars, and the hopes for rain in Brazil this weekend. Go visit this Substack post and let me know what you think!
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Every day that this government shutdown persists, the more people get harmed. First it’s the federal workers missing out on their well-deserved pay, next it’ll be people going hungry because MAGA Mike won’t feed them.
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When will this government re-open?
Hint: Not anytime soon...
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October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Every day that this government shutdown persists, the more people get harmed. First it’s the federal workers missing out on their well-deserved pay, next it’ll be people going hungry because MAGA Mike won’t feed them.
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Wow. This one really got away from me. I just had too good of a time ranting against MAGA Mike Johnson. Take a look at my newest Substack, but be warned: It’s a hot one!
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Corruption, corruption, and corruption
Plus another edition of "Where did Donnie learn to dance?"
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October 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wow. This one really got away from me. I just had too good of a time ranting against MAGA Mike Johnson. Take a look at my newest Substack, but be warned: It’s a hot one!
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Lando put his big-boy boots back on and kicked the rest of the field squarely in the jaw. Go check out my Substack where I wax poetic about Lando and give my hot takes about the rest of the field. Also… “I have a car in my ass!”
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Lando steps the F*ck up
Lando made the rest of the field look like Toyota Camrys
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October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lando put his big-boy boots back on and kicked the rest of the field squarely in the jaw. Go check out my Substack where I wax poetic about Lando and give my hot takes about the rest of the field. Also… “I have a car in my ass!”
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I have an interim message this week in lieu of keeping up with the unending headlines. Today, I wrote about the topic of crime and what 2029 will have to look like for our fight right now to mean anything.
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Future thoughts: Cracking down on crime
It's time to be tough on crime again... and actually have something to show for it
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October 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have an interim message this week in lieu of keeping up with the unending headlines. Today, I wrote about the topic of crime and what 2029 will have to look like for our fight right now to mean anything.
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Hey that’s our freaking White House you’re bulldozing! Shoot, I guess it’s another angry Substack for me today…
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Today's bad and good news
It's a pretty big news day, so let's just throw it all down here in one post.
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October 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hey that’s our freaking White House you’re bulldozing! Shoot, I guess it’s another angry Substack for me today…
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Max Verstappens in the rear-view mirror are closer than they appear. Please use all caution when considering switchbacks in major traffic. Obey all posted Papaya laws; offenders will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the British Bias.
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The Piastri Bottle
Piastri is incredibly vulnerable, and it's not looking like it'll get better anytime soon.
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October 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Max Verstappens in the rear-view mirror are closer than they appear. Please use all caution when considering switchbacks in major traffic. Obey all posted Papaya laws; offenders will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the British Bias.
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No Kings 2 the Fuck Donald Trump Boogaloo is here, and with that I’ve got some reality checks and waxing poetic about 21st Century French protests.
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No Kings 2 and realities about protesting
No Kings 2 is great and all... but it's not a silver bullet.
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October 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
No Kings 2 the Fuck Donald Trump Boogaloo is here, and with that I’ve got some reality checks and waxing poetic about 21st Century French protests.
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I suck at keeping up with the news, but that won’t stop me from giving slightly unqualified opinions on the absolute shitstorm of news in America. Enjoy today’s ramblings, courtesy of my caffeine-addicted brain.
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Wednesday what the hell is going on
2 big things today in the American news I'll be talking about, plus other quick notes.
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October 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I suck at keeping up with the news, but that won’t stop me from giving slightly unqualified opinions on the absolute shitstorm of news in America. Enjoy today’s ramblings, courtesy of my caffeine-addicted brain.
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It's a shame that the MAGA Republicans could end this shutdown at literally any moment, but they refuse to work! They are sitting on their asses and gaslighting us while taking actual vacations and letting American federal workers suffer.
October 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's a shame that the MAGA Republicans could end this shutdown at literally any moment, but they refuse to work! They are sitting on their asses and gaslighting us while taking actual vacations and letting American federal workers suffer.
We’re winding down this week with a quick overview of the most recent bullshit to come out of our American news outlets. Enjoy!
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Saturday Shit-Stirring
I will not apologize for the alliterations.
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October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We’re winding down this week with a quick overview of the most recent bullshit to come out of our American news outlets. Enjoy!
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Yet another brain-dump for you all on this fine Wednesday. Hop over to my Substack and take a look!
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Waxing idiotic on a Wednesday
See what I did there?
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October 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yet another brain-dump for you all on this fine Wednesday. Hop over to my Substack and take a look!
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There are a lot of things to write about this week, so I just went ahead and did a big Tuesday Brain Dump. Enjoy!
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Tuesday Brain Dump
There's just so much shittery already this week...
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October 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
There are a lot of things to write about this week, so I just went ahead and did a big Tuesday Brain Dump. Enjoy!
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The 2025 McLaren F1 team is one of the worst-managed teams of all time. I mean, this garbage is probably worse than how Jerry Jones runs the Dallas Cowboys.
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The one where Zak and Andrea ruin a racing team
Where do I even begin?
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October 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The 2025 McLaren F1 team is one of the worst-managed teams of all time. I mean, this garbage is probably worse than how Jerry Jones runs the Dallas Cowboys.
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MAGA owns this moment and every moment from now until 2029. In today’s Substack post, I go freaking hard on ripping the MAGA party for destroying this nation. They own this.
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MAGA owns the shutdown...
And everything else that's wrong with this current government.
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October 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
MAGA owns this moment and every moment from now until 2029. In today’s Substack post, I go freaking hard on ripping the MAGA party for destroying this nation. They own this.
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Like I said in an earlier Substack post, we are already at the point of fascism. Today, I dive into the the people that report to Trump and how they have their own role in this situation.
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Fascisty-Stuff from the Regime
Trump isn't the only fascist running loose around here.
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September 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Like I said in an earlier Substack post, we are already at the point of fascism. Today, I dive into the the people that report to Trump and how they have their own role in this situation.
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Man. I wish I had myself a world leader that didn’t throw my country’s reputation in the trash with every word. Go on and read my Substack post about today’s U.N. proceedings in New York:
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Worst U.N. Speech Ever.
And it's not even close.
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September 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Man. I wish I had myself a world leader that didn’t throw my country’s reputation in the trash with every word. Go on and read my Substack post about today’s U.N. proceedings in New York:
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We crossed the line so long ago that I can’t even see the line anymore. We are at the fascism folks, and it’s time to start acting like it. Go check out today’s Substack where I share some brutally honest truths about the state of our nation:
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We are at the fascism
We are not "close," we are not "nearing" fascism... we arrived at the destination long ago.
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September 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
We crossed the line so long ago that I can’t even see the line anymore. We are at the fascism folks, and it’s time to start acting like it. Go check out today’s Substack where I share some brutally honest truths about the state of our nation:
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Yeah, so this is actually not how honorable democracy is supposed to work.
BREAKING: Senate confirms 48 of Trump's nominees at once after changing the chamber's rules to avoid Democratic delays.
Senate confirms 48 of Trump's nominees at once after changing the chamber's rules
The Senate has confirmed 48 of President Donald Trump’s nominees. Republicans acted for the first time under new rules to clear a backlog of executive branch positions that had been delayed by Democrats.
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September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Yeah, so this is actually not how honorable democracy is supposed to work.
There’s really no argument here… Kimmel did free speech and the government retaliated. Today’s post gets a bit heated, but please give this a read if you care about where this country is going right now.
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In Defense of Jimmy Kimmel
It's pretty straightforward: He used free speech.
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September 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There’s really no argument here… Kimmel did free speech and the government retaliated. Today’s post gets a bit heated, but please give this a read if you care about where this country is going right now.
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It’s so fun to do this on Substack, but at the same time I lose all grips on my sanity and sense of reality. Buckle up, buttercups, cause it’s a wild one today
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Worst of the Worst Trump Tweets
It's been far too long, folks.
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September 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s so fun to do this on Substack, but at the same time I lose all grips on my sanity and sense of reality. Buckle up, buttercups, cause it’s a wild one today
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Our reactions are often so much stronger than the things we react to. This is the subject of my Substack post today; please hop over and give this one a read!
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The U.S. is a nation of Reaction
In some cases, I think the reaction tells a bigger story than the actual crime.
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September 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Our reactions are often so much stronger than the things we react to. This is the subject of my Substack post today; please hop over and give this one a read!
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