lil scammer
@lilscammer.bsky.social
shitting my pants either side of the mississippi
i don’t need an earring, i have a friend
October 5, 2023 at 9:08 PM
i don’t need an earring, i have a friend
thinking about 8th continent
September 30, 2023 at 9:14 PM
thinking about 8th continent
i guess i’m still confused whether there are or are not orthodontists in the UK
September 29, 2023 at 6:21 PM
i guess i’m still confused whether there are or are not orthodontists in the UK
thinking about uncrustables again
September 29, 2023 at 5:31 PM
thinking about uncrustables again
ordered a fire extinguisher on amazon, how do i test that it works
September 29, 2023 at 5:30 PM
ordered a fire extinguisher on amazon, how do i test that it works
eating ice cream to try to poo
September 29, 2023 at 5:21 PM
eating ice cream to try to poo
can i wear my robe to the corner store
September 29, 2023 at 4:49 PM
can i wear my robe to the corner store
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Cyber bullying some rando chick I boinked at the most hallowed ground in modern US history
September 29, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Cyber bullying some rando chick I boinked at the most hallowed ground in modern US history
my dog eats cat poop but for some reason declines to eat cat vomit which i would much prefer she eats bc it’s annoying to clean up
September 29, 2023 at 4:31 PM
my dog eats cat poop but for some reason declines to eat cat vomit which i would much prefer she eats bc it’s annoying to clean up
purgatory is wanting to eat chicken wings but not being allowed to eat chicken wings
September 29, 2023 at 4:30 PM
purgatory is wanting to eat chicken wings but not being allowed to eat chicken wings
i just want to eat chicken wings
September 29, 2023 at 4:30 PM
i just want to eat chicken wings
getting cyber bullied
September 29, 2023 at 4:28 PM
getting cyber bullied
does anyone want to start an adult girl scout troop
September 29, 2023 at 4:25 PM
does anyone want to start an adult girl scout troop
how often are folks thinking about a snake being in ur toilet then jumping up and biting you
September 29, 2023 at 4:24 PM
how often are folks thinking about a snake being in ur toilet then jumping up and biting you
if i were not constipated you’d never see me again bc i’d be pooping right now
September 29, 2023 at 4:24 PM
if i were not constipated you’d never see me again bc i’d be pooping right now
can i get in trouble for bomb threats
September 29, 2023 at 4:08 PM
can i get in trouble for bomb threats
how to i become a fleshlight model
September 29, 2023 at 4:07 PM
how to i become a fleshlight model
if i were a small rodent you’d never see me bc i’d be fighting for survival by hiding in brush allllll day
September 29, 2023 at 4:06 PM
if i were a small rodent you’d never see me bc i’d be fighting for survival by hiding in brush allllll day
if i had more teeth you’d never see me again bc i’d be making dental molds alllll day
September 29, 2023 at 4:03 PM
if i had more teeth you’d never see me again bc i’d be making dental molds alllll day
if i were not jewish you’d never see me again bc i’d be eating dairy allll day
September 29, 2023 at 4:02 PM
if i were not jewish you’d never see me again bc i’d be eating dairy allll day
lost my virginity at ground zero
September 29, 2023 at 3:58 PM
lost my virginity at ground zero
satisfaction? why would i sit in a faction. that’s not how factions work
September 29, 2023 at 3:44 PM
satisfaction? why would i sit in a faction. that’s not how factions work
the only difference between the sky and the ground is that you can only die in one
September 29, 2023 at 3:43 PM
the only difference between the sky and the ground is that you can only die in one