auntie christ
@terrythescary.bsky.social
if there is a god, me and my girlies are mad at it
Seth Meyers is a girl’s girl
February 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Seth Meyers is a girl’s girl
I will never understand politics
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I will never understand politics
Fact don’t care about your feelings….but I do <3
February 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fact don’t care about your feelings….but I do <3
A haiku about sleeping with a man who is prematurely balding:
Ahem
I moan and reach for
Go to grab on to your hair
There is nothing there
Ahem
I moan and reach for
Go to grab on to your hair
There is nothing there
January 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A haiku about sleeping with a man who is prematurely balding:
Ahem
I moan and reach for
Go to grab on to your hair
There is nothing there
Ahem
I moan and reach for
Go to grab on to your hair
There is nothing there
Doing dry January (eating dinner before drinking)
January 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Doing dry January (eating dinner before drinking)
Not to be xenophobic but men in berets frighten me
January 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Not to be xenophobic but men in berets frighten me
tik tok shutting down….time to go back to basics (reading the back of a shampoo bottle while I poop)
January 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
tik tok shutting down….time to go back to basics (reading the back of a shampoo bottle while I poop)
Overall, I’m not excited for Trump’s inauguration, but I am excited to watch Hulk Hogan sing a cover of Imagine
January 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Overall, I’m not excited for Trump’s inauguration, but I am excited to watch Hulk Hogan sing a cover of Imagine
Me & my crew after I win a buffalo wing eating contest
December 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Me & my crew after I win a buffalo wing eating contest
They should make microplastics for girls
December 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
They should make microplastics for girls
Has this been done yet
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Has this been done yet
I wanna fuck my house
November 9, 2023 at 4:49 PM
I wanna fuck my house
There are multiple megabuses at the station and it’s so clear which one is going to NYC and which is going to Philly (gay men versus gay women)
October 12, 2023 at 1:42 PM
There are multiple megabuses at the station and it’s so clear which one is going to NYC and which is going to Philly (gay men versus gay women)
I just really need one more chance to be in a parade. I won’t screw it up this time.
October 7, 2023 at 6:20 AM
I just really need one more chance to be in a parade. I won’t screw it up this time.
I don’t follow the news but which pervert billionaire owns this app ??
October 7, 2023 at 6:16 AM
I don’t follow the news but which pervert billionaire owns this app ??
If my friend group is Sex and the City, I’m Matthew Broderick
October 7, 2023 at 5:37 AM
If my friend group is Sex and the City, I’m Matthew Broderick
What’s that Shakespeare play about the internal battle between one’s integrity and their desire for attention from boys??
October 7, 2023 at 5:34 AM
What’s that Shakespeare play about the internal battle between one’s integrity and their desire for attention from boys??
I’m teaching my friend that quantity is better than quality when it comes to posting
October 7, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I’m teaching my friend that quantity is better than quality when it comes to posting
Some of my new hobbies are running and also falling while I’m running
October 4, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Some of my new hobbies are running and also falling while I’m running
How do I set up the moderation settings so I only see posts from people also rewatching CBS’s The Mentalist???
October 4, 2023 at 4:55 AM
How do I set up the moderation settings so I only see posts from people also rewatching CBS’s The Mentalist???
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RIP Dianne Feinstein. You died doing what you loved. Answering hot questions and eating even hotter wings.
September 29, 2023 at 1:22 PM
RIP Dianne Feinstein. You died doing what you loved. Answering hot questions and eating even hotter wings.
The worst women you know seem to always be going on bachelorette trips to Guantanamo bay
September 29, 2023 at 4:42 PM
The worst women you know seem to always be going on bachelorette trips to Guantanamo bay
Cyber bullying some rando chick I boinked at the most hallowed ground in modern US history
September 29, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Cyber bullying some rando chick I boinked at the most hallowed ground in modern US history
Imagine you dropped a baby on its head and then it said “uh yeah let’s go camping” that’s my friend right now for real
September 29, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Imagine you dropped a baby on its head and then it said “uh yeah let’s go camping” that’s my friend right now for real
My dumbest friend wants to go camping
September 29, 2023 at 4:27 PM
My dumbest friend wants to go camping