🌸🌷🌼LilSausageFactory🌼🌷🌸
@lilsausagefactory.bsky.social
Socialist, Atheist, Parent, Neuro Divergent, Gin Monster, Knitter, Crocheter, Vegetarian, Plant Lover, Cat Person, Captive of the Nope Fairies™
📍 Northampton UK.
📍 Northampton UK.
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Might as well remind people - if all you do is repost other people's stuff I won't follow back. Be original, share your own ramblings. 😊
I need a favour.
When I die, I need someone to tell everyone that I did snog Clint Eastwood and he was the Earl of St James even if it was on an adopted road. Clearly I did not dream it at all.
When I die, I need someone to tell everyone that I did snog Clint Eastwood and he was the Earl of St James even if it was on an adopted road. Clearly I did not dream it at all.
Need a favor.
When I die, I need someone ready to go on LinkedIn and make my final post the ending of Sisko’s monologue from “In the Pale Moonlight”
When I die, I need someone ready to go on LinkedIn and make my final post the ending of Sisko’s monologue from “In the Pale Moonlight”
January 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I need a favour.
When I die, I need someone to tell everyone that I did snog Clint Eastwood and he was the Earl of St James even if it was on an adopted road. Clearly I did not dream it at all.
When I die, I need someone to tell everyone that I did snog Clint Eastwood and he was the Earl of St James even if it was on an adopted road. Clearly I did not dream it at all.
Arsebiscuits. I was heading to bed after the terribly disappointing Seven Dials hoohah on Netflix, when I realised the catfood hasn't been delivered yet & it's Yodel. They're probably stuck in a puddle somewhere.
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Arsebiscuits. I was heading to bed after the terribly disappointing Seven Dials hoohah on Netflix, when I realised the catfood hasn't been delivered yet & it's Yodel. They're probably stuck in a puddle somewhere.
Looks like I'm going to replace my pressure cooker. Are Ninja thingies any good, or are Instant Pots better? Mine is a pressure king pro btw.
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Looks like I'm going to replace my pressure cooker. Are Ninja thingies any good, or are Instant Pots better? Mine is a pressure king pro btw.
Look at my chubby breadsticks. They're perfect for dunking in noodle soup. I am definitely making these again. But cheesier. 😁
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Look at my chubby breadsticks. They're perfect for dunking in noodle soup. I am definitely making these again. But cheesier. 😁
Oh joy. Soggy offspring. Much hyperbole about puddles!
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Oh joy. Soggy offspring. Much hyperbole about puddles!
Some æons ago my son's then girlfriend gave me an electric churro maker. I just fuzzed some focaccia dough in it and made chilli cheese squishy bread sticks. Nicely chewy. Would be excellent dunked in soup. I might have actually peaked.
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Some æons ago my son's then girlfriend gave me an electric churro maker. I just fuzzed some focaccia dough in it and made chilli cheese squishy bread sticks. Nicely chewy. Would be excellent dunked in soup. I might have actually peaked.
Was going to get domestic today. Sogatha has decided otherwise. Wet cats like laps. 😂
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Was going to get domestic today. Sogatha has decided otherwise. Wet cats like laps. 😂
New ink!
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
New ink!
People who don't like potatoes are weird, and people who don't like roast potatoes are unfathomable. ☠️🏔️🥔
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
People who don't like potatoes are weird, and people who don't like roast potatoes are unfathomable. ☠️🏔️🥔
I must not fall asleep..... So fucken tired tho. 😭
January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I must not fall asleep..... So fucken tired tho. 😭
The doodle I started last night.
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The doodle I started last night.
Bollocks. Dizzy AF today. Could be meds reaction, could be labyrinthitis again. Either way - not fun.
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Bollocks. Dizzy AF today. Could be meds reaction, could be labyrinthitis again. Either way - not fun.
I'm really glad I had the monster nap yesterday because my dickhead offspring thought it was a great idea to yell at the internet at 3am. I guess I'm not making him nice sausage rolls today. Heh.
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I'm really glad I had the monster nap yesterday because my dickhead offspring thought it was a great idea to yell at the internet at 3am. I guess I'm not making him nice sausage rolls today. Heh.
Oops. Started doodling and totally lost track of time. Must go to bed!
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Oops. Started doodling and totally lost track of time. Must go to bed!
That was a massive nap! Complete with utterly crazy dreams. Ooft.
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
That was a massive nap! Complete with utterly crazy dreams. Ooft.
Fuck it. Put myself to bed with a cosy mystery on audiobook.
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Fuck it. Put myself to bed with a cosy mystery on audiobook.
Full of snot - again. Foggy head and stupid tired. Fucking winter can fuck right off up its own bastard fucking arsehole.
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Full of snot - again. Foggy head and stupid tired. Fucking winter can fuck right off up its own bastard fucking arsehole.
I'm getting a new tattoo on Wednesday. No idea exactly what I'm getting either. #SurpriseInk
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I'm getting a new tattoo on Wednesday. No idea exactly what I'm getting either. #SurpriseInk
Running a bath for kiddo. I feel like the richest person in the world because I now have hot water.
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Running a bath for kiddo. I feel like the richest person in the world because I now have hot water.
I don't know what to do with myself today. My brain feels like it's full of ball bearings.
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I don't know what to do with myself today. My brain feels like it's full of ball bearings.
I have hot water & heating! Whoop.
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I have hot water & heating! Whoop.
I've had a busy & productive day so far but I am tempted to go and sleep my lunch off. 😴
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I've had a busy & productive day so far but I am tempted to go and sleep my lunch off. 😴
I seem to be having another nope day, but that's ok. I'll be back up and doing stuff tomorrow. I have downloaded a fun knitting pattern so this is the excuse to go through my stash that I've needed. 🧶
January 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I seem to be having another nope day, but that's ok. I'll be back up and doing stuff tomorrow. I have downloaded a fun knitting pattern so this is the excuse to go through my stash that I've needed. 🧶
More doodling! This was a squiggle done with my eyes closed, then filled in at leisure. I moved the sad lamp downstairs and doodled with it on.
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
More doodling! This was a squiggle done with my eyes closed, then filled in at leisure. I moved the sad lamp downstairs and doodled with it on.
My pretty tree. See why I don't want to take it down? However, as kiddo has vacate the dining table I can now commandeer it so the space will be handy. 🍄❄️🎄🪵🪓
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
My pretty tree. See why I don't want to take it down? However, as kiddo has vacate the dining table I can now commandeer it so the space will be handy. 🍄❄️🎄🪵🪓