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@liketexas.bsky.social
historian (holocaust/axis war crimes/modern romania), author, auburn and central michigan alumnus, cat dad, weather weenie, birder, mediocre golfer. a doctor, but not the useful kind.

"like playing golf with an encyclopedia"
The frustrating thing is that if we had fired Freeze after the Mizzou game we would have at least made a bowl.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got Coal catted to a lesser degree
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Trump take sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That’s still twice what it should cost.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’ll be there tomorrow and Friday at least!
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This is just a regular clean spoon that I just took out of the drawer. I have no idea why they’re acting like this about it. Weird little animals.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Spoon is our sworn enemy 😾😾
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve never understood the appeal of Chipotle unless you live somewhere that doesn’t have Moe’s. Hell even Qdoba is better than Chipotle.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The last time I went to one they were out of bread bowls.

Like, y’all have “bread” in your name and you can’t even do that right?
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
All of them
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Udvar-Hazy slaps
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'll play QB and either hand the ball off to the RB or a WR on a jet sweep. Get it out of my hands in milliseconds and then run away and hide.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I would literally die after being tackled the first time
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM