Kerfuffle
@lieutmilo.bsky.social
Eminent physicist, polyglot classicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist, good dentist, too. …Lousy poet.
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Kerfuffle
@lieutmilo.bsky.social
· Feb 28
Always an eventful day at the museum when I have to break out the Rat Sorb
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January 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Complimented an elementary school kid on her MCR hoodie at the career fair I did for work today, on my way out the door she handed this to me. I feel like I can quit my job now. That’s it. I’ve fulfilled my purpose.
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Complimented an elementary school kid on her MCR hoodie at the career fair I did for work today, on my way out the door she handed this to me. I feel like I can quit my job now. That’s it. I’ve fulfilled my purpose.
I know hope is on the same coin as denial but. I gotta. I gotta, right?
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I know hope is on the same coin as denial but. I gotta. I gotta, right?
speedrunning the ebb and flow of the human existence by doing my telehealth doctors appointment in the parking lot of a liquor store
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
speedrunning the ebb and flow of the human existence by doing my telehealth doctors appointment in the parking lot of a liquor store
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I’ve been thinking about an observation made here that you’ve written about flowers on multiple continents + your response about how good it feels to do things that a younger self would be excited about. And I thought my flaming boat was missing something. So. Flowers.
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I’ve been thinking about an observation made here that you’ve written about flowers on multiple continents + your response about how good it feels to do things that a younger self would be excited about. And I thought my flaming boat was missing something. So. Flowers.
Im at the laundromat and there’s a show on the tv about car customization, and the title of one of the guys on the screen was “lead painter” and I was like, he probably shouldn’t do that
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Im at the laundromat and there’s a show on the tv about car customization, and the title of one of the guys on the screen was “lead painter” and I was like, he probably shouldn’t do that
BENEDICTION TIME, my favorite time of the new years time
I wish you, and me, and all of us, strength & solidarity & joy in the new year as we find our way together: which we have done this year already, and will arise tomorrow to do again. /thread
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
BENEDICTION TIME, my favorite time of the new years time
I often gauge my mental health by how often I reach for the YouTube video titled “John Lennon moments that boil my noodles,” and folks, today John Lennon thrice boiled my noodles
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I often gauge my mental health by how often I reach for the YouTube video titled “John Lennon moments that boil my noodles,” and folks, today John Lennon thrice boiled my noodles
Had just enough whiskey such that when I was watching Paul and George fight during the Get Back documentary I felt like crying the same way I used to cry when I saw my parents fight merry christmas everybody
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Had just enough whiskey such that when I was watching Paul and George fight during the Get Back documentary I felt like crying the same way I used to cry when I saw my parents fight merry christmas everybody
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
I have so many unfinished tasks. Piles of them around my house, bags full of works in progress. It’s really getting detrimental to my quality of life.
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I have so many unfinished tasks. Piles of them around my house, bags full of works in progress. It’s really getting detrimental to my quality of life.
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
Anyway I’m about to play Powerwash Simulator 2
On Wednesday morning
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
On Wednesday morning
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
Wen clothes I lack
I go do laundry
eat big cheese snack
Today marks two years since my ex-husband tried real hard to take me out of the world of the living. But I’m still here. And I’m on my own now. But I’m carrying myself through with the support of so many people’s kindness and care. I’m happy I’m still here. I’m happy I get to keep waking up. 1/2
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Today marks two years since my ex-husband tried real hard to take me out of the world of the living. But I’m still here. And I’m on my own now. But I’m carrying myself through with the support of so many people’s kindness and care. I’m happy I’m still here. I’m happy I get to keep waking up. 1/2
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They have discovered a planet. It is next door. There's a beast there resembling a snake, except for its clueless eyes. Join me?
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They have discovered a planet. It is next door. There's a beast there resembling a snake, except for its clueless eyes. Join me?
Tattoo after a year aboard the good ship Mountain Goats. I’ve wanted to follow this band since I was a teenager, life had other plans, til now. The crew that sails these seas are dear friends now, a huge joy. May we have many years of telling big stories in small rooms @themountaingoats.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Tattoo after a year aboard the good ship Mountain Goats. I’ve wanted to follow this band since I was a teenager, life had other plans, til now. The crew that sails these seas are dear friends now, a huge joy. May we have many years of telling big stories in small rooms @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
I’d Rather Be at the Historic Downtown LA Ross Dress For Less
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’d Rather Be at the Historic Downtown LA Ross Dress For Less
Ready to be the coolest and goodest smelling person at the concert I’m going to tonight no further questions please
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ready to be the coolest and goodest smelling person at the concert I’m going to tonight no further questions please
I meant to apply the perfume “Bubble Bath” after my post-concert luxurious shower but I grabbed the similar “Sailing Day” bottle so now I have to go find and board a goddamn boat at 2am
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I meant to apply the perfume “Bubble Bath” after my post-concert luxurious shower but I grabbed the similar “Sailing Day” bottle so now I have to go find and board a goddamn boat at 2am
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"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you."
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Don't worry, the 1970s Eggplant Penguin can't hurt you."
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
The 1970s Eggplant Penguin:
I was at a coffee shop the other day wearing this sweater and after I placed my order the barista said “hey, uh, your house is on fire”
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I was at a coffee shop the other day wearing this sweater and after I placed my order the barista said “hey, uh, your house is on fire”
I’m ready for my set on Saturday
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m ready for my set on Saturday
Is anyone else listening to Evenflow playing over the laundromat speakers at 8:12am or is it just me
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is anyone else listening to Evenflow playing over the laundromat speakers at 8:12am or is it just me
“Me and Peter Balkan and you, friend,”
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Me and Peter Balkan and you, friend,”
And if I had more common sense
Then I would grab my ride and dip~
Then I would grab my ride and dip~
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And if I had more common sense
Then I would grab my ride and dip~
Then I would grab my ride and dip~