I think @weratedogs.com should see this miracle of athleticism

See, I am not a big fan of pecan pie—it's too sugary for me—but I would never say it's undebatably bad.

I had my doubts for a second there

If so he was well disguised!

well, it was also the name of my elementary school. But I’m not really crying about it

or maybe unripe elderberries?

Looks kinda like the berries from False Solomon's Seal. Maybe from a squirrel cache?

I know someone who takes Zepbound and she doesn't vomit (AFAIK) but she just "forgets to eat" all day. It sounds like medically induced anorexia and I worry about her. But she is working with a doctor and says she feels good, so...

Adobe offered to summarize a Hunter S. Thompson piece in 5 bullet points for me yesterday. I suspect he would have had some choice words about that

I enjoy the ones by writers and other slobs like myself who took up running in middle age. But they always feel the need to rehash the Pheidippides story and I am over it

Oh no, I'd be sad to see Nokomis Hardware go. I was just in there last week and everyone was so nice and helpful.

Less about anonymity and more about hiding his total lack of a chin

Isn't there a line in there about how any real revolution would have to come from the proles? somethin like that?

You know, I thought I did, too, but I just kept eating tacos and eventually something clicked

Okay, I'll grant you that, but these particular pizza chains were not good 20 years ago either. I'd say overall the culinary landscape has become better and more varied in the US since food media got huge, and preferences have changed.