Tell the NSA that if I'm still wearing socks it doesn't count as naked Kung Fu.

It's beautiful, really.

Maybe I'm reading on a bus because I'm bored.

If I want to impress people, I'll break out my old 3DS.

Oh my God, it's this cartoon. (Courtesy @smoothdunk2.bsky.social )

Millions and millions of people getting very excruciatingly clear proof that Schumer and all the other dem leaders are completely worthless pieces of shit *they don't fucking need*, all at once.

Forgot to send out my cards again.

For me, I feel it's more of a dark and damp basement filled with spiders than something as clean and clear as a bubble, but I see your point.

Art.

I love that billions of dollars and the hastened destruction of the environment has been in service of a technology designed to make us doubt our senses.

Did someone enter "surprised masturbater face but camo" into mid journey?

Actually, yeah, I kinda do.