LepsLair
@lepslair.com
I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
Just spent 10 minutes searching for my phone under my bed, using my phone as a
flashlight.
flashlight.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just spent 10 minutes searching for my phone under my bed, using my phone as a
flashlight.
flashlight.
Why else would he be there, to lay some pipe?
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why else would he be there, to lay some pipe?
Making a cake look like a pizza is a pizza cake!
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Making a cake look like a pizza is a pizza cake!
That little guy is really trying to save this man money on his motorcycle insurance
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That little guy is really trying to save this man money on his motorcycle insurance
NYC is like nothing else
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
NYC is like nothing else
You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen, but do you recall... that male reindeer shed their antlers in November, so all of Santa's reindeer are actually female?
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen, but do you recall... that male reindeer shed their antlers in November, so all of Santa's reindeer are actually female?
What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
Bee
Bee
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
Bee
Bee
Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself
To see itself
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself
To see itself
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches, but it just shits on the floor.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches, but it just shits on the floor.
I made a huge to do list for today, but I can't figure out who's going to do it
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I made a huge to do list for today, but I can't figure out who's going to do it
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance
In an antbulance
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance
In an antbulance
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
He had loved in vein
He had loved in vein
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
He had loved in vein
He had loved in vein
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest
A change is as good as a rest
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest
A change is as good as a rest
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
We should have had Balky movies and adventures with Balky for years to come
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We should have had Balky movies and adventures with Balky for years to come
If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
Cranes
Cranes
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
Cranes
Cranes
This is absolutely something Padme would have done
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is absolutely something Padme would have done
Artists cannot be trusted. They're sketchy, shady, and trying to frame you. You get the picture.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Artists cannot be trusted. They're sketchy, shady, and trying to frame you. You get the picture.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee
He's the Easter Bungee
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee
He's the Easter Bungee
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone
On a touch-down phone
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone
On a touch-down phone
