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LepsLair

@lepslair.com

1.9K followers 2.9K following 3.3K posts

I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 10h

Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
In their launch boxes.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 11h

Where does a fish keep his money?
In the River Bank

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 13h

Not in NJ anymore?

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 14h

A boiled egg for breakfast is hard to beat

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 15h

I need to get in shape. If I was murdered, my chalk outline would be a circle

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 17h

I miss this clown!

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 17h

We know where the big apple is, but where does anyone know where the mini apple is?

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 19h

Einstein developed a theory about space. It was about time too!

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 21h

Laughter is the best medicine... unless you have diarrhea

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 22h

How many of you know who this is or have seen him before?

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 23h

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Who else is from my universe?

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar.
They didn't planet that way.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

I'm checking our Trick 'r Treat!

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Larva was a great band before the Beatles emerged

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

I'm a smooth ass lol

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Where did you come from, where did you go? Who the fuck played Cotton Eyed Joe?

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

The first one was horror, the second one not so much, but still a cool concept

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A first aid kitty

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

Absolutely!

LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d

My dog is walked and dried off from this nor'easter so now it's time for Happy Death Day 2 U

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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d

Wow