LepsLair
@lepslair.com
I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
Brown Spots on the Wall By Whoflung Dung
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Brown Spots on the Wall By Whoflung Dung
What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?
Jelly bones!
Jelly bones!
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?
Jelly bones!
Jelly bones!
Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
Now watching Wake Up Dead Man
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Now watching Wake Up Dead Man
Even playing it as an adult in Rare Replay, I had to rewind multiple times on this level.
What is the hardest level or game you've ever played?
What is the hardest level or game you've ever played?
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Even playing it as an adult in Rare Replay, I had to rewind multiple times on this level.
What is the hardest level or game you've ever played?
What is the hardest level or game you've ever played?
What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal
Looking for the Root Canal
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal
Looking for the Root Canal
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Put a little boogie in it
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Put a little boogie in it
If you can call the number, you're hired!
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you can call the number, you're hired!
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than meets the sty."
"There's more there than meets the sty."
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than meets the sty."
"There's more there than meets the sty."
There’s a new tavern opening in town called, “The Portabello.”
It’s a spores bar!
It’s a spores bar!
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There’s a new tavern opening in town called, “The Portabello.”
It’s a spores bar!
It’s a spores bar!
I hate it when people act all intelligent and talk about Mozart, while they've never seen one of his paintings.
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I hate it when people act all intelligent and talk about Mozart, while they've never seen one of his paintings.
Tropical Storm can be deadly if you piss her off
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Tropical Storm can be deadly if you piss her off
Feeny all day everyday, he wasn't afraid to show his face
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Feeny all day everyday, he wasn't afraid to show his face
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
Depth perception
Depth perception
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
Depth perception
Depth perception
What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up!
Bacon would go up!
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up!
Bacon would go up!
They don't need to know what the dog does!
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They don't need to know what the dog does!
A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead"
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead"
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead"
The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."
"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead"
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they're both cracked
Because they're both cracked
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they're both cracked
Because they're both cracked