LepsLair
@lepslair.com
I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
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LepsLair
@lepslair.com
· Jan 7
Games beaten in 2026 a thread
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
This should be the new casting couch
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This should be the new casting couch
How else do you get into it?
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
How else do you get into it?
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life
It's knight life
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life
It's knight life
I just had to fire myself from cleaning my house. I have a bad attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I just had to fire myself from cleaning my house. I have a bad attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
Large bread dogs are both delicious and loving!
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Large bread dogs are both delicious and loving!
You either have the lid or the container, rarely both
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You either have the lid or the container, rarely both
Needs some chocolate frosting!
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Needs some chocolate frosting!
But how will you know if it fits?
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
But how will you know if it fits?
I’m looking for a turntable repair service. I can’t seem to get the thing level, and I just want to set the record straight.
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I’m looking for a turntable repair service. I can’t seem to get the thing level, and I just want to set the record straight.
Cats use catnip, they get it
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Cats use catnip, they get it
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
I think my wife is showing the first signs of Alzheimers...
she said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.
she said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I think my wife is showing the first signs of Alzheimers...
she said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.
she said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.
One Monk said to the other I'm leaving this place because I can't take the chants anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
One Monk said to the other I'm leaving this place because I can't take the chants anymore.
Could Wolverine's nuts withstand Bobby Hill?
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Could Wolverine's nuts withstand Bobby Hill?
Ray Bolger who played scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz won an academy award for being outstanding in his field
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Ray Bolger who played scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz won an academy award for being outstanding in his field
Man: Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator.
Doctor: Tell her to come in.
Man: I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
Doctor: Tell her to come in.
Man: I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Man: Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator.
Doctor: Tell her to come in.
Man: I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
Doctor: Tell her to come in.
Man: I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
Nobody was fun, checking out Nobody 2 now
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Nobody was fun, checking out Nobody 2 now
This looks familiar, IYKYK
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This looks familiar, IYKYK
I loved the original as a kid, so I am checking out the remake right now
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I loved the original as a kid, so I am checking out the remake right now
This flatness is amazing!
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
This flatness is amazing!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go