I hated the way my family did Thanksgiving as a kid—they made fun of me for not just being able to subsist on pie at dinner, but I need protein? You’d think with a younger sibling with T1D people would get that! But no

I watched the so-called final* movie a few days ago—this does not change! Every time you think he cannot get more absurd, there’s no *room* left to be more absurd, and…there goes Moseley!

*I will only believe it’s final if no new movies for a decade. Don’t believe it at all!

Those are such sad orange-cat eyes! This is mine yesterday upon learning he could not have a second dinner

Seconding herroom! I gotta say, as a kid I despised slips, and as an old millennial I never really knew anyone my age who wore them as I got older outside of fancy occasions. But at 40 I agree—slips can be useful and necessary, and shouldn’t be extinct! (I do not feel this way about pantyhose lol)

Which feels about right for his namesake?

That our government (through 2 administrations) let COVID rip for the economy was the worst political scandal of my lifetime.

This makes me want to do face-punches so hard! The nerve of people to act this way in the face of mental health crises is just stunningly vile (The number of times ppl have told me my father was monstrous for trying to survive and not being able to…) I made a comment on IG which holds here too btw ❤️

but it was really obvious it was menacing, not cute, and the fact that he loved every workman, friend, family member prior was a bit light-bulb moment for me!)

As a young guy Ben used to just hold my hand in his mouth—no puncturing, just a bit of teeth pressure. I am not sure why he enjoyed it, but he really did! (The singular time he considered biting someone was when my abusive mother came over right before I went NC, and he aggressively groomed her head

He’s a hungry tyger for sure!

The problem with the chotining is that most people seem to think they can meet those criteria…

Right but you don’t KNOW you’re a normal interview until it’s posted and we online are slavering over the most recent chotining.

If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.