Rikki and Kiki
@leetrikki90.bsky.social
Human (Rikki) & her telepathic tuxedo cat (Kiki). Human’s a retired writer/editor/instructional designer. Kiki’s the boss! Read our stories aloud (CAPS = emphasis). Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom & Kiki’s Journal are researched. We love cats, pix & art! 🚫DMs!
“Will you ever let me HOLD you, Kiki?”
“You want hands, arms AND face intact, human?…Why ask NOW?”
“I remember when I ADOPTED you. They put you in my ARMS; you jumped out! I haven’t held you SINCE!”
“It ain’t PLEASANT! But—I promise—one day you CAN hold me, human!”
“I’ll HOLD you to that, Kiki!”
“You want hands, arms AND face intact, human?…Why ask NOW?”
“I remember when I ADOPTED you. They put you in my ARMS; you jumped out! I haven’t held you SINCE!”
“It ain’t PLEASANT! But—I promise—one day you CAN hold me, human!”
“I’ll HOLD you to that, Kiki!”
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Will you ever let me HOLD you, Kiki?”
“You want hands, arms AND face intact, human?…Why ask NOW?”
“I remember when I ADOPTED you. They put you in my ARMS; you jumped out! I haven’t held you SINCE!”
“It ain’t PLEASANT! But—I promise—one day you CAN hold me, human!”
“I’ll HOLD you to that, Kiki!”
“You want hands, arms AND face intact, human?…Why ask NOW?”
“I remember when I ADOPTED you. They put you in my ARMS; you jumped out! I haven’t held you SINCE!”
“It ain’t PLEASANT! But—I promise—one day you CAN hold me, human!”
“I’ll HOLD you to that, Kiki!”
“Kiki’s Journal #17: My human loves CUDDLING me, whether I want it or not. She SCRITCHES my head and neck and PETS my back. I’ll take it for a bit, since she MASSAGES areas I can’t reach. It gets to be TOO MUCH of a good thing, and she backs off before I attack! But it was SO NICE while it lasted!”
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Kiki’s Journal #17: My human loves CUDDLING me, whether I want it or not. She SCRITCHES my head and neck and PETS my back. I’ll take it for a bit, since she MASSAGES areas I can’t reach. It gets to be TOO MUCH of a good thing, and she backs off before I attack! But it was SO NICE while it lasted!”
“Kiki, bad time to be in the BATHROOM! I’m gonna SIT DOWN a while!”
“Can I sit on your lap, human? You can CUDDLE me!”
“Not NOW!”
“I’ll watch!”
“Would YOU like it if I sat and watched YOU in the litterbox?”
“No, human—that would invade my PRIVACY!”
“Bingo! Now go, Kiki! I’ll close the DOOR!”
“Can I sit on your lap, human? You can CUDDLE me!”
“Not NOW!”
“I’ll watch!”
“Would YOU like it if I sat and watched YOU in the litterbox?”
“No, human—that would invade my PRIVACY!”
“Bingo! Now go, Kiki! I’ll close the DOOR!”
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Kiki, bad time to be in the BATHROOM! I’m gonna SIT DOWN a while!”
“Can I sit on your lap, human? You can CUDDLE me!”
“Not NOW!”
“I’ll watch!”
“Would YOU like it if I sat and watched YOU in the litterbox?”
“No, human—that would invade my PRIVACY!”
“Bingo! Now go, Kiki! I’ll close the DOOR!”
“Can I sit on your lap, human? You can CUDDLE me!”
“Not NOW!”
“I’ll watch!”
“Would YOU like it if I sat and watched YOU in the litterbox?”
“No, human—that would invade my PRIVACY!”
“Bingo! Now go, Kiki! I’ll close the DOOR!”
“Kiki, you’re HYPER!…Did you have CATNIP?”
“I don’t ‘NIP before noon, human! I’m just a kitty of 1,000 PERSONALITIES!”
“Lemme FEED you, and I can get out of your way!”
(eating) “Yummy! I‘m feeling as good as NEW!”
“So you’re the ORIGINAL Kiki?”
“Yes, human…The one with the WINNING personality!”
“I don’t ‘NIP before noon, human! I’m just a kitty of 1,000 PERSONALITIES!”
“Lemme FEED you, and I can get out of your way!”
(eating) “Yummy! I‘m feeling as good as NEW!”
“So you’re the ORIGINAL Kiki?”
“Yes, human…The one with the WINNING personality!”
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Kiki, you’re HYPER!…Did you have CATNIP?”
“I don’t ‘NIP before noon, human! I’m just a kitty of 1,000 PERSONALITIES!”
“Lemme FEED you, and I can get out of your way!”
(eating) “Yummy! I‘m feeling as good as NEW!”
“So you’re the ORIGINAL Kiki?”
“Yes, human…The one with the WINNING personality!”
“I don’t ‘NIP before noon, human! I’m just a kitty of 1,000 PERSONALITIES!”
“Lemme FEED you, and I can get out of your way!”
(eating) “Yummy! I‘m feeling as good as NEW!”
“So you’re the ORIGINAL Kiki?”
“Yes, human…The one with the WINNING personality!”
“Kiki, ONE of us lives off the kindliness of the OTHER!”
”Here we GO!…OK, human! What are my BENEFITS again?”
“Health, love, happiness, companionship…Need I go on?”
“You made your POINT! I take ADVANTAGE of you!”
“No, Kiki, you give ME all that! I thank you!”
“Thank me with some TREATS, human!”
”Here we GO!…OK, human! What are my BENEFITS again?”
“Health, love, happiness, companionship…Need I go on?”
“You made your POINT! I take ADVANTAGE of you!”
“No, Kiki, you give ME all that! I thank you!”
“Thank me with some TREATS, human!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Kiki, ONE of us lives off the kindliness of the OTHER!”
”Here we GO!…OK, human! What are my BENEFITS again?”
“Health, love, happiness, companionship…Need I go on?”
“You made your POINT! I take ADVANTAGE of you!”
“No, Kiki, you give ME all that! I thank you!”
“Thank me with some TREATS, human!”
”Here we GO!…OK, human! What are my BENEFITS again?”
“Health, love, happiness, companionship…Need I go on?”
“You made your POINT! I take ADVANTAGE of you!”
“No, Kiki, you give ME all that! I thank you!”
“Thank me with some TREATS, human!”
“Kiki’s Journal #16: My human often wants to know what I’m THINKING of. Most of the time, I don’t think at all! When I DO, it’s about eating, grooming, napping, being cuddled, watching birds, etc. This leads to WANTING and DOING! I don’t think about the past, unless I need to remember what to FEAR!”
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Kiki’s Journal #16: My human often wants to know what I’m THINKING of. Most of the time, I don’t think at all! When I DO, it’s about eating, grooming, napping, being cuddled, watching birds, etc. This leads to WANTING and DOING! I don’t think about the past, unless I need to remember what to FEAR!”
“Kiki, here’s your wet food!“
“I didn’t ASK for that, human! Didn’t even send you a telepathic TEXT!”
“You don’t WANT it?”
“I didn’t SAY that.”
“Maybe…I SENSED that you wanted it before YOU did, Kiki!”
“Human, the only thing YOU sense is me getting cranky that you wanna CHAT and I wanna EAT!”
“I didn’t ASK for that, human! Didn’t even send you a telepathic TEXT!”
“You don’t WANT it?”
“I didn’t SAY that.”
“Maybe…I SENSED that you wanted it before YOU did, Kiki!”
“Human, the only thing YOU sense is me getting cranky that you wanna CHAT and I wanna EAT!”
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Kiki, here’s your wet food!“
“I didn’t ASK for that, human! Didn’t even send you a telepathic TEXT!”
“You don’t WANT it?”
“I didn’t SAY that.”
“Maybe…I SENSED that you wanted it before YOU did, Kiki!”
“Human, the only thing YOU sense is me getting cranky that you wanna CHAT and I wanna EAT!”
“I didn’t ASK for that, human! Didn’t even send you a telepathic TEXT!”
“You don’t WANT it?”
“I didn’t SAY that.”
“Maybe…I SENSED that you wanted it before YOU did, Kiki!”
“Human, the only thing YOU sense is me getting cranky that you wanna CHAT and I wanna EAT!”
“Human, don’t touch my TAIL!”
“Sorry, Kiki!”
“And don’t touch my BELLY!”
“I won’t!”
“And don’t touch my PAWS!”
“OK!”
“And don’t touch my NECK!”
“Really?”
“Right now, I declare a ZERO-TOUCH policy. No touching me ANYWHERE!”
“I’ll do what you WANT, Kiki!”
“You WILL, human? Aw, I’m TOUCHED!”
“Sorry, Kiki!”
“And don’t touch my BELLY!”
“I won’t!”
“And don’t touch my PAWS!”
“OK!”
“And don’t touch my NECK!”
“Really?”
“Right now, I declare a ZERO-TOUCH policy. No touching me ANYWHERE!”
“I’ll do what you WANT, Kiki!”
“You WILL, human? Aw, I’m TOUCHED!”
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Human, don’t touch my TAIL!”
“Sorry, Kiki!”
“And don’t touch my BELLY!”
“I won’t!”
“And don’t touch my PAWS!”
“OK!”
“And don’t touch my NECK!”
“Really?”
“Right now, I declare a ZERO-TOUCH policy. No touching me ANYWHERE!”
“I’ll do what you WANT, Kiki!”
“You WILL, human? Aw, I’m TOUCHED!”
“Sorry, Kiki!”
“And don’t touch my BELLY!”
“I won’t!”
“And don’t touch my PAWS!”
“OK!”
“And don’t touch my NECK!”
“Really?”
“Right now, I declare a ZERO-TOUCH policy. No touching me ANYWHERE!”
“I’ll do what you WANT, Kiki!”
“You WILL, human? Aw, I’m TOUCHED!”
“You think I‘m a PRETTY kitty, human?”
”You’re more than just a pretty FACE, Kiki!”
“How ELSE am I pretty?”
“OK…Pretty VAIN, pretty MISCHIEVOUS, pretty LAZY, pretty SILLY, pretty STUBBORN—“
”GOT it! Well, I think YOU’RE pretty, too!”
“Pretty COOL?”
“Pretty LAME, human!”
“Pretty FUNNY, Kiki!”
”You’re more than just a pretty FACE, Kiki!”
“How ELSE am I pretty?”
“OK…Pretty VAIN, pretty MISCHIEVOUS, pretty LAZY, pretty SILLY, pretty STUBBORN—“
”GOT it! Well, I think YOU’RE pretty, too!”
“Pretty COOL?”
“Pretty LAME, human!”
“Pretty FUNNY, Kiki!”
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“You think I‘m a PRETTY kitty, human?”
”You’re more than just a pretty FACE, Kiki!”
“How ELSE am I pretty?”
“OK…Pretty VAIN, pretty MISCHIEVOUS, pretty LAZY, pretty SILLY, pretty STUBBORN—“
”GOT it! Well, I think YOU’RE pretty, too!”
“Pretty COOL?”
“Pretty LAME, human!”
“Pretty FUNNY, Kiki!”
”You’re more than just a pretty FACE, Kiki!”
“How ELSE am I pretty?”
“OK…Pretty VAIN, pretty MISCHIEVOUS, pretty LAZY, pretty SILLY, pretty STUBBORN—“
”GOT it! Well, I think YOU’RE pretty, too!”
“Pretty COOL?”
“Pretty LAME, human!”
“Pretty FUNNY, Kiki!”
“Kiki’s Journal #15: I like playing with TOYS—moving red dot, self-rolling ball, dancing shoestring, etc. But I like my human’s things even MORE. She uses them, so I wanna PLAY with them—figurines on the shelf, pens on the desk, tabs on her shoes, etc. So maybe I can SHOW her that I like them, too!”
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Kiki’s Journal #15: I like playing with TOYS—moving red dot, self-rolling ball, dancing shoestring, etc. But I like my human’s things even MORE. She uses them, so I wanna PLAY with them—figurines on the shelf, pens on the desk, tabs on her shoes, etc. So maybe I can SHOW her that I like them, too!”
“Kiki, a friend’s coming for Thanksgiving—although we don’t share the same VIEWS. Wanna MEET her?”
“She got a KITTY, human?”
“A dachshund!”
“NO! She’ll smell like a PUPPY!”
“She’s NICE, Kiki! She even said she won’t talk POLITICS!”
“Ask her to ALSO not talk puppies, human…and I’ll RECONSIDER!”
“She got a KITTY, human?”
“A dachshund!”
“NO! She’ll smell like a PUPPY!”
“She’s NICE, Kiki! She even said she won’t talk POLITICS!”
“Ask her to ALSO not talk puppies, human…and I’ll RECONSIDER!”
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Kiki, a friend’s coming for Thanksgiving—although we don’t share the same VIEWS. Wanna MEET her?”
“She got a KITTY, human?”
“A dachshund!”
“NO! She’ll smell like a PUPPY!”
“She’s NICE, Kiki! She even said she won’t talk POLITICS!”
“Ask her to ALSO not talk puppies, human…and I’ll RECONSIDER!”
“She got a KITTY, human?”
“A dachshund!”
“NO! She’ll smell like a PUPPY!”
“She’s NICE, Kiki! She even said she won’t talk POLITICS!”
“Ask her to ALSO not talk puppies, human…and I’ll RECONSIDER!”
(Kiki to herself) “How to Murder Your Human! Chapter 1: MOTIVE. Choose a reason: They rub your fur the wrong way, stare at you and don’t blink, take you to the vet, use a flea comb, etc. Chapter 2: METHOD…”
“Kiki, you NEVER purr on my lap! Why are you DOING it?”
“To kill you, human—with KINDNESS!”
“Kiki, you NEVER purr on my lap! Why are you DOING it?”
“To kill you, human—with KINDNESS!”
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
(Kiki to herself) “How to Murder Your Human! Chapter 1: MOTIVE. Choose a reason: They rub your fur the wrong way, stare at you and don’t blink, take you to the vet, use a flea comb, etc. Chapter 2: METHOD…”
“Kiki, you NEVER purr on my lap! Why are you DOING it?”
“To kill you, human—with KINDNESS!”
“Kiki, you NEVER purr on my lap! Why are you DOING it?”
“To kill you, human—with KINDNESS!”
”Had a premonition you won’t SEE me after today, human!”
“HOW, Kiki?”
“My wet food may have ARSENIC!”
“No! It’s totally SAFE!”
“Or I’ll sink in the litter like QUICKSAND!”
“No! It’s not DEEP!”
“Or I’ll scratch your EYES out, human!”
“No, Kiki! I wear safety goggles…so I’ll SEE you all day!”
“HOW, Kiki?”
“My wet food may have ARSENIC!”
“No! It’s totally SAFE!”
“Or I’ll sink in the litter like QUICKSAND!”
“No! It’s not DEEP!”
“Or I’ll scratch your EYES out, human!”
“No, Kiki! I wear safety goggles…so I’ll SEE you all day!”
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
”Had a premonition you won’t SEE me after today, human!”
“HOW, Kiki?”
“My wet food may have ARSENIC!”
“No! It’s totally SAFE!”
“Or I’ll sink in the litter like QUICKSAND!”
“No! It’s not DEEP!”
“Or I’ll scratch your EYES out, human!”
“No, Kiki! I wear safety goggles…so I’ll SEE you all day!”
“HOW, Kiki?”
“My wet food may have ARSENIC!”
“No! It’s totally SAFE!”
“Or I’ll sink in the litter like QUICKSAND!”
“No! It’s not DEEP!”
“Or I’ll scratch your EYES out, human!”
“No, Kiki! I wear safety goggles…so I’ll SEE you all day!”
“Kiki’s Journal #14: I love to sleep, since I might DREAM! I dream of things I SAW or DID today—but they didn’t make sense when I was awake: staring at food, being petted or seeing birds fly. As I dream, my paws and whiskers TWITCH; my mouth CHATTERS! Because my life’s a DREAM, my dreams are SWEET!”
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Kiki’s Journal #14: I love to sleep, since I might DREAM! I dream of things I SAW or DID today—but they didn’t make sense when I was awake: staring at food, being petted or seeing birds fly. As I dream, my paws and whiskers TWITCH; my mouth CHATTERS! Because my life’s a DREAM, my dreams are SWEET!”
“Kiki, come out of HIDING! Work crew‘s GONE!”
“I still SMELL them, human!”
“I’ll turn on the FAN to diffuse the scent!”
“I’m never leaving here AGAIN! Bring my kibble, treats, wet food and sandbox to the CLOSET!”
“Kiki, I’ll bring you TREATS—but you gotta face me and the rest of the house soon!”
“I still SMELL them, human!”
“I’ll turn on the FAN to diffuse the scent!”
“I’m never leaving here AGAIN! Bring my kibble, treats, wet food and sandbox to the CLOSET!”
“Kiki, I’ll bring you TREATS—but you gotta face me and the rest of the house soon!”
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“Kiki, come out of HIDING! Work crew‘s GONE!”
“I still SMELL them, human!”
“I’ll turn on the FAN to diffuse the scent!”
“I’m never leaving here AGAIN! Bring my kibble, treats, wet food and sandbox to the CLOSET!”
“Kiki, I’ll bring you TREATS—but you gotta face me and the rest of the house soon!”
“I still SMELL them, human!”
“I’ll turn on the FAN to diffuse the scent!”
“I’m never leaving here AGAIN! Bring my kibble, treats, wet food and sandbox to the CLOSET!”
“Kiki, I’ll bring you TREATS—but you gotta face me and the rest of the house soon!”
“Kiki, I’m closing the DOOR while I nap! NO interruptions, OK?” (closes door)
“Won’t hear a meow out of ME, human!”
(minutes later) “Human, got no FOOD! I’m HUNGRY! Where…is…my…FOOD?”
(opens door) “Why didn’t you SAY so?…Wait—you HAVE food, Kiki!”
(runs in) “And now I ALSO have the bed, human!”
“Won’t hear a meow out of ME, human!”
(minutes later) “Human, got no FOOD! I’m HUNGRY! Where…is…my…FOOD?”
(opens door) “Why didn’t you SAY so?…Wait—you HAVE food, Kiki!”
(runs in) “And now I ALSO have the bed, human!”
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Kiki, I’m closing the DOOR while I nap! NO interruptions, OK?” (closes door)
“Won’t hear a meow out of ME, human!”
(minutes later) “Human, got no FOOD! I’m HUNGRY! Where…is…my…FOOD?”
(opens door) “Why didn’t you SAY so?…Wait—you HAVE food, Kiki!”
(runs in) “And now I ALSO have the bed, human!”
“Won’t hear a meow out of ME, human!”
(minutes later) “Human, got no FOOD! I’m HUNGRY! Where…is…my…FOOD?”
(opens door) “Why didn’t you SAY so?…Wait—you HAVE food, Kiki!”
(runs in) “And now I ALSO have the bed, human!”
“Kiki, can’t you call me by my GIVEN name, not ‘Human’?”
“It’s my name for YOU, human—like you got a name for ME!…You COULD call me what my kitty mom called me!”
“Which was…?”
“‘Greedy-Eater-Doesn’t-Play Fair-Uses-Sharp-Teeth-and-Claws.’”
“I’LL stick with ‘Kiki.’”
“And I’LL stick with ‘Human.’”
“It’s my name for YOU, human—like you got a name for ME!…You COULD call me what my kitty mom called me!”
“Which was…?”
“‘Greedy-Eater-Doesn’t-Play Fair-Uses-Sharp-Teeth-and-Claws.’”
“I’LL stick with ‘Kiki.’”
“And I’LL stick with ‘Human.’”
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“Kiki, can’t you call me by my GIVEN name, not ‘Human’?”
“It’s my name for YOU, human—like you got a name for ME!…You COULD call me what my kitty mom called me!”
“Which was…?”
“‘Greedy-Eater-Doesn’t-Play Fair-Uses-Sharp-Teeth-and-Claws.’”
“I’LL stick with ‘Kiki.’”
“And I’LL stick with ‘Human.’”
“It’s my name for YOU, human—like you got a name for ME!…You COULD call me what my kitty mom called me!”
“Which was…?”
“‘Greedy-Eater-Doesn’t-Play Fair-Uses-Sharp-Teeth-and-Claws.’”
“I’LL stick with ‘Kiki.’”
“And I’LL stick with ‘Human.’”
“MEETING of Kiki’s Fan Club will come to order! Call ROLL, human!”
“ME, Kiki!”
“OLD business? NEW business? ANY business?”
“The usual FUNNY business! UNROLLING toilet paper, RIPPING my Labubu doll, SPILLING—“
“ADJOURNED, human!”
“I’m your biggest FAN, Kiki—but not a fan of the MESS you make!”
“ME, Kiki!”
“OLD business? NEW business? ANY business?”
“The usual FUNNY business! UNROLLING toilet paper, RIPPING my Labubu doll, SPILLING—“
“ADJOURNED, human!”
“I’m your biggest FAN, Kiki—but not a fan of the MESS you make!”
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“MEETING of Kiki’s Fan Club will come to order! Call ROLL, human!”
“ME, Kiki!”
“OLD business? NEW business? ANY business?”
“The usual FUNNY business! UNROLLING toilet paper, RIPPING my Labubu doll, SPILLING—“
“ADJOURNED, human!”
“I’m your biggest FAN, Kiki—but not a fan of the MESS you make!”
“ME, Kiki!”
“OLD business? NEW business? ANY business?”
“The usual FUNNY business! UNROLLING toilet paper, RIPPING my Labubu doll, SPILLING—“
“ADJOURNED, human!”
“I’m your biggest FAN, Kiki—but not a fan of the MESS you make!”
“Kiki’s Journal #13: My hobby is STARING—sometimes at things, sometimes at NOTHING! I stare at walls, the floor, space around me, things that move, things that don’t. Staring helps me focus on what I WANT: food, safety, warmth, attention. When I stare at my human, I expect I’ll RECEIVE what I want!”
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“Kiki’s Journal #13: My hobby is STARING—sometimes at things, sometimes at NOTHING! I stare at walls, the floor, space around me, things that move, things that don’t. Staring helps me focus on what I WANT: food, safety, warmth, attention. When I stare at my human, I expect I’ll RECEIVE what I want!”
“Kiki, are you OK?”
“Human, I ate LOTS of that new ‘nip! The room‘s SPINNING all around!”
“Lemme call the VET!”
“Wait!” (pukes) “I feel better NOW!”
“Gotta clean your MESS!…Hope you LEARNED from this, Kiki!”
“Yeah, human! While I was DIZZY, I thought, ‘The world really DOES revolve around me!’”
“Human, I ate LOTS of that new ‘nip! The room‘s SPINNING all around!”
“Lemme call the VET!”
“Wait!” (pukes) “I feel better NOW!”
“Gotta clean your MESS!…Hope you LEARNED from this, Kiki!”
“Yeah, human! While I was DIZZY, I thought, ‘The world really DOES revolve around me!’”
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Kiki, are you OK?”
“Human, I ate LOTS of that new ‘nip! The room‘s SPINNING all around!”
“Lemme call the VET!”
“Wait!” (pukes) “I feel better NOW!”
“Gotta clean your MESS!…Hope you LEARNED from this, Kiki!”
“Yeah, human! While I was DIZZY, I thought, ‘The world really DOES revolve around me!’”
“Human, I ate LOTS of that new ‘nip! The room‘s SPINNING all around!”
“Lemme call the VET!”
“Wait!” (pukes) “I feel better NOW!”
“Gotta clean your MESS!…Hope you LEARNED from this, Kiki!”
“Yeah, human! While I was DIZZY, I thought, ‘The world really DOES revolve around me!’”
”Where’s Bunny, human? We fought; I wanna APOLOGIZE.”
“Right here, Kiki. Bunny was under the TABLE…You apologize to a TOY but not for hurting ME?”
“I LOVE Bunny! Me and you…it’s COMPLICATED.”
“‘Cause you don’t want to show AFFECTION, Kiki?”
“No, human. ’Cause I can’t drag YOU under the table!”
“Right here, Kiki. Bunny was under the TABLE…You apologize to a TOY but not for hurting ME?”
“I LOVE Bunny! Me and you…it’s COMPLICATED.”
“‘Cause you don’t want to show AFFECTION, Kiki?”
“No, human. ’Cause I can’t drag YOU under the table!”
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
”Where’s Bunny, human? We fought; I wanna APOLOGIZE.”
“Right here, Kiki. Bunny was under the TABLE…You apologize to a TOY but not for hurting ME?”
“I LOVE Bunny! Me and you…it’s COMPLICATED.”
“‘Cause you don’t want to show AFFECTION, Kiki?”
“No, human. ’Cause I can’t drag YOU under the table!”
“Right here, Kiki. Bunny was under the TABLE…You apologize to a TOY but not for hurting ME?”
“I LOVE Bunny! Me and you…it’s COMPLICATED.”
“‘Cause you don’t want to show AFFECTION, Kiki?”
“No, human. ’Cause I can’t drag YOU under the table!”
“Human, a little PRIVACY! Taking a BATH.”
“You‘d rather I not LOOK at you, Kiki?”
“No, that you not be in the same ROOM as me—or in the HOUSE!”
“Kiki, you wash all HOURS of the day! HOW can I leave the house?”
“Just OPEN the front door and walk THROUGH it! Now, shoo…I’m licking a delicate spot!”
“You‘d rather I not LOOK at you, Kiki?”
“No, that you not be in the same ROOM as me—or in the HOUSE!”
“Kiki, you wash all HOURS of the day! HOW can I leave the house?”
“Just OPEN the front door and walk THROUGH it! Now, shoo…I’m licking a delicate spot!”
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“Human, a little PRIVACY! Taking a BATH.”
“You‘d rather I not LOOK at you, Kiki?”
“No, that you not be in the same ROOM as me—or in the HOUSE!”
“Kiki, you wash all HOURS of the day! HOW can I leave the house?”
“Just OPEN the front door and walk THROUGH it! Now, shoo…I’m licking a delicate spot!”
“You‘d rather I not LOOK at you, Kiki?”
“No, that you not be in the same ROOM as me—or in the HOUSE!”
“Kiki, you wash all HOURS of the day! HOW can I leave the house?”
“Just OPEN the front door and walk THROUGH it! Now, shoo…I’m licking a delicate spot!”
“Be back SOON, Kiki!”
“Boo-hoo! Human’s LEAVING! How will I ever SURVIVE?”
“You’re being overly DRAMATIC…I’ve left MANY times!”
“Waah! Why you have to go NOW?”
“Places to GO, people to SEE, things to DO!”
“Poor poor ME! Sob!”
“I COULD go later, Kiki…”
“Like I care! Just GO, human…you SOFTIE!”
“Boo-hoo! Human’s LEAVING! How will I ever SURVIVE?”
“You’re being overly DRAMATIC…I’ve left MANY times!”
“Waah! Why you have to go NOW?”
“Places to GO, people to SEE, things to DO!”
“Poor poor ME! Sob!”
“I COULD go later, Kiki…”
“Like I care! Just GO, human…you SOFTIE!”
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Be back SOON, Kiki!”
“Boo-hoo! Human’s LEAVING! How will I ever SURVIVE?”
“You’re being overly DRAMATIC…I’ve left MANY times!”
“Waah! Why you have to go NOW?”
“Places to GO, people to SEE, things to DO!”
“Poor poor ME! Sob!”
“I COULD go later, Kiki…”
“Like I care! Just GO, human…you SOFTIE!”
“Boo-hoo! Human’s LEAVING! How will I ever SURVIVE?”
“You’re being overly DRAMATIC…I’ve left MANY times!”
“Waah! Why you have to go NOW?”
“Places to GO, people to SEE, things to DO!”
“Poor poor ME! Sob!”
“I COULD go later, Kiki…”
“Like I care! Just GO, human…you SOFTIE!”
“Kiki’s Journal #12: A box is a HOME I don’t have to share with my human, as long as I can HIDE or NAP inside. But that ain’t ALL: No matter the box’s size, its SURFACE sharpens claws, its sharp EDGE grinds teeth, its ROOF is a soapbox to air grievances on, and its SHAPE is a fun toy to bat around!”
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Kiki’s Journal #12: A box is a HOME I don’t have to share with my human, as long as I can HIDE or NAP inside. But that ain’t ALL: No matter the box’s size, its SURFACE sharpens claws, its sharp EDGE grinds teeth, its ROOF is a soapbox to air grievances on, and its SHAPE is a fun toy to bat around!”
“Stop PICKING my tail, human!”
“Don’t FLICK it over your dish, Kiki. You got shreds STUCK to it!…And I keep finding lots of shreds in the BED! It’s hard to clean.”
“You’ll deprive me of my after-dinner SNACK!”
“Almost BIT me, Kiki! I picked them all OFF!”
”But you picked a fight with ME, human!”
“Don’t FLICK it over your dish, Kiki. You got shreds STUCK to it!…And I keep finding lots of shreds in the BED! It’s hard to clean.”
“You’ll deprive me of my after-dinner SNACK!”
“Almost BIT me, Kiki! I picked them all OFF!”
”But you picked a fight with ME, human!”
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Stop PICKING my tail, human!”
“Don’t FLICK it over your dish, Kiki. You got shreds STUCK to it!…And I keep finding lots of shreds in the BED! It’s hard to clean.”
“You’ll deprive me of my after-dinner SNACK!”
“Almost BIT me, Kiki! I picked them all OFF!”
”But you picked a fight with ME, human!”
“Don’t FLICK it over your dish, Kiki. You got shreds STUCK to it!…And I keep finding lots of shreds in the BED! It’s hard to clean.”
“You’ll deprive me of my after-dinner SNACK!”
“Almost BIT me, Kiki! I picked them all OFF!”
”But you picked a fight with ME, human!”