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Rikki and Kiki

@leetrikki90.bsky.social

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Human & her telepathic tuxedo cat Kiki. Human’s a retired writer/editor & instructional designer. Kiki’s the boss! We write stories to read aloud (the CAPS are for emphasis). “Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom” is researched. We love cats, pix & art! No DMs!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 27m

(reporter) “Kiki‘s limo is HERE! Let’s talk to her…Kiki, any words for the adoring FANS?”

“Just keep ADORING me! What ELSE can you do?”

“Kiki, time to eat…It’s the PREMIERE of a new can of wet food!”

“You one of my adoring FANS, human!”

“No one adores you MORE, Kiki! You’re the star of MY show!”

Tuxedo cat lying asleep on the couch with a gray textured cover

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 3h

Detective Kiki here. Who committed this feliny against Jake? I accuse…the human! Kitties (especially Joe) are always and forever innocent.

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 13h

Kiki here. Thanks. I do my best!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14h

Kiki here. Very good! And this is me laughing at the funny!

Tuxedo cat sitting on dark blue sheet on bed with her mouth open in a yawn or a laugh

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14h

Kiki here. And mine is on its way back to lovely Marvin!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14h

“Human, you been at the ‘puter a LONG time!”

“Can’t write, Kiki…Need an IDEA!”

“Here’s one: A kitty tells her human a STORY!”

“What’s the story ABOUT?”

“About a kitty telling a STORY!”

“That makes no SENSE, Kiki!”

“But looking at a blank screen and not playing with me…makes MORE sense, human?”

Tuxedo cat sitting on carpeted floor looking up at you with storied eyes

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 15h

Kiki here. It’s a pretty hard subject for a kitty to talk about, but it’s pretty important one, too!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 17h

“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #258: Flatulence…You do it a little, based on WHAT you eat or how FAST you eat it. Gas in your tummy is USUALLY harmless—but it can cause PAINS and runny, smelly dumps. Your humans will rush you to the VET if it’s too frequent or stinky. They want you to be WELL, kitty!”

Tuxedo cat eating from a white saucer that’s been placed on the carpeted floor

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h

Kiki here. My human always catches me at my slyest behavior, and I don’t disappoint!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h

Kiki here. I’m at my high point of the day!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 18h

“Kiki, you’re the best cat EVER!”

“TRUE, human…But I bet you said it to ALL your kitties!”

“Can’t RECALL!”

“You’ll say it to the NEXT kitty, the NEXT…and so on.”

“You’re my only cat NOW, Kiki. And that makes YOU the best ever!”

“Human, you set such a LOW BAR for me—and it’s BENEATH my dignity!”

Tuxedo cat sitting atop beige-carpeted cat tree, looking down on her human with undignified eyes

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 19h

Kiki here. That’s OK. I’m unbelievable!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 20h

Kiki here. And a little more devilish every day!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 20h

Kiki here. It’s fine. They’re part of my fan club!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. Thanks! My human can’t forget it, and I can’t remember it! So we cancel each other out!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. Doesn’t matter. I know where she keeps the treats!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. It’ll bite my human, like me!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki and human here. Happy Tuesday, Peggy!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. We can’t help it!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. Danke!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. Happy Tuesday, Waffles! Great day for napping!

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. Frankly, Frankie, you look gorgeous!

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

Kiki here. Take as much time as you need, Mackrel. Tuesday will wait for you.

Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 21h

“Gonna PET you, Kiki!”

“CONTRACT first, human. 1. Purpose of said petting: A. soothe ME, B. soothe YOU.”

“C. Both.”

“2. Duration of action in Item 1.”

“Long as you WANT!”

”Sign HERE, stipulating no penalty if I bite!”

“Why the LEGALESE, Kiki?”

“Can’t risk you getting mad at me AGAIN, human!”

Tuxedo cat lying asleep on her right side atop dark blue sheet on bed

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Rikki and Kiki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 1d

Kiki here. Good luck with your practicing, pretty Wyatt! One of my human’s previous kitties once used my human’s back as a scratching post. After that, she didn’t let the kitty come anywhere near.