Leonore (Lee) Carpenter
@leecarpenter.bsky.social
Rutgers Law prof. Into democracy, dogs, and cheese. Knows about LGBTQ+ rights, public interest lawyering, legal ethics, state constitutions, LRW. Too insubordinate for autocracy. 🏳️🌈
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Oh god. Not B.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh god. Not B.
All I know is that Pete Hegseth has a VERY specific set of male appearance preferences, a bad drinking problem suggestive of unresolved inner turmoil, and an affinity for pocket squares.
a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
ALT: a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
All I know is that Pete Hegseth has a VERY specific set of male appearance preferences, a bad drinking problem suggestive of unresolved inner turmoil, and an affinity for pocket squares.
What is whiteness if not a resource-depleting plagiarism robot?
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What is whiteness if not a resource-depleting plagiarism robot?
Nothing but Saks and violence down there.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Nothing but Saks and violence down there.
Weird how Dorian Gray’s portrait was able to win that election.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Weird how Dorian Gray’s portrait was able to win that election.
Me wondering how I never noticed that my kid's end-of-year team banquet was at the White House.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me wondering how I never noticed that my kid's end-of-year team banquet was at the White House.
Confused about these rules. If I’m not on SNAP but then lose my job, do I have to eat the pet before I qualify?
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Confused about these rules. If I’m not on SNAP but then lose my job, do I have to eat the pet before I qualify?
Surprised they didn't ask Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Surprised they didn't ask Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.
Came here to post photo of same shirt
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Came here to post photo of same shirt
If it had been a breakfast sandwich from a truck he would have been convicted - of assault, pepper, ketchup.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If it had been a breakfast sandwich from a truck he would have been convicted - of assault, pepper, ketchup.
An additional question we all need to be asking ourselves is how we know that street hot dogs are not currently MADE of goat.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
An additional question we all need to be asking ourselves is how we know that street hot dogs are not currently MADE of goat.
Latecoming competitor in Hell’s Kitchen called Goat2Hell
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Latecoming competitor in Hell’s Kitchen called Goat2Hell
Yes, and there would be several of them called “GOT YOUR GOAT,” “GOT YOUR GOAT 2,” “ORIGINAL GOT YOUR GOAT,” and “NEW ORIGINAL GOT YOUR GOAT.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yes, and there would be several of them called “GOT YOUR GOAT,” “GOT YOUR GOAT 2,” “ORIGINAL GOT YOUR GOAT,” and “NEW ORIGINAL GOT YOUR GOAT.”
A thousand percent yes!
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A thousand percent yes!