Heath
@leasthesfunny.bsky.social
I’ll say this about anti climaxes,
Not one kid at this birthday party believed that Rumi from K Pop Demon Hunters hair was my natural hair, and it was very hurtful. One little girl even told me that I “have no hair”… you can see me laugh at that statement, but inside, I was dying 😢
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Not one kid at this birthday party believed that Rumi from K Pop Demon Hunters hair was my natural hair, and it was very hurtful. One little girl even told me that I “have no hair”… you can see me laugh at that statement, but inside, I was dying 😢
Show me how your 2025 went.
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Show me how your 2025 went.
I submit this fairly recent photo with my sister in Adelaide as proof that I sometimes do in fact look directly at the camera when smiling
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I submit this fairly recent photo with my sister in Adelaide as proof that I sometimes do in fact look directly at the camera when smiling
A little known fact is that James L Brooks was being literal in 1997 when he told us this would be AS GOOD AS IT GETS
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A little known fact is that James L Brooks was being literal in 1997 when he told us this would be AS GOOD AS IT GETS
How did I handle it when I contracted Covid while in Adelaide a couple weeks back you ask? Like a real man’s man dammit…
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
How did I handle it when I contracted Covid while in Adelaide a couple weeks back you ask? Like a real man’s man dammit…
Everybodies a comedian 😢
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Everybodies a comedian 😢
The social media ban for Under 16s comes into effect in Australia today, and you know what that means… in person bullying is finally back in Australian schools, baby!!! 🥹🥳🎉🍾 #auspol
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The social media ban for Under 16s comes into effect in Australia today, and you know what that means… in person bullying is finally back in Australian schools, baby!!! 🥹🥳🎉🍾 #auspol
I literally just retweeted my old tweet on this very subject then came here to see this
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I literally just retweeted my old tweet on this very subject then came here to see this
Tried to let last nights date down easily, so I adopted the same delicate approach as Quentin Tarantino when assessing Paul Dano’s performance in THERE WILL BE BLOOD
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Tried to let last nights date down easily, so I adopted the same delicate approach as Quentin Tarantino when assessing Paul Dano’s performance in THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Hey girl, what if we kissed at the HAMNET truck 🛻
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey girl, what if we kissed at the HAMNET truck 🛻
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
Look at me, actually bothering to log films. This is huge for me
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Look at me, actually bothering to log films. This is huge for me
WTF, just paid $8 at Woolies for a 190g block of Dairy Milk Chocolate and suddenly Amex has delivered me the Black Card
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
WTF, just paid $8 at Woolies for a 190g block of Dairy Milk Chocolate and suddenly Amex has delivered me the Black Card
My sister was recording a pretty unremarkable live video of us at a concert on her insta feed, and in my enthusiasm singing Under Pressure, I accidentally punched a little person in the nose who happened to be walking past just out of frame. Sorry my short king friend
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My sister was recording a pretty unremarkable live video of us at a concert on her insta feed, and in my enthusiasm singing Under Pressure, I accidentally punched a little person in the nose who happened to be walking past just out of frame. Sorry my short king friend
Not a yucker of yums or contrarian by trade, but I… I think I really hated this film
August 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not a yucker of yums or contrarian by trade, but I… I think I really hated this film
David Stratton. Vale.
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
David Stratton. Vale.
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
It’s 1999, I am 16, I am at the cinema watching THE SIXTH SENSE, Bruce Willis watches his wife drop his wedding ring as she sleeps & I realise he’s been dead all along, I lean forward in my seat, I am transfixed, I am witnessing my first big twist ending, I am infinite… an usher takes my picture
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s 1999, I am 16, I am at the cinema watching THE SIXTH SENSE, Bruce Willis watches his wife drop his wedding ring as she sleeps & I realise he’s been dead all along, I lean forward in my seat, I am transfixed, I am witnessing my first big twist ending, I am infinite… an usher takes my picture
I gotta buy shares in whatever filter my sister applies to her insta photos because it wiped my wrinkles clean off
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I gotta buy shares in whatever filter my sister applies to her insta photos because it wiped my wrinkles clean off
Timothy Olyphant’s return to the Conan O’Brien Podcast this week is an utter delight
August 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Timothy Olyphant’s return to the Conan O’Brien Podcast this week is an utter delight
I scrolled through to the last 3 pics in the Calvin Harris baby announcement Instagram Post
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I scrolled through to the last 3 pics in the Calvin Harris baby announcement Instagram Post
Forgive me this indulgence. About a 90kg difference between these two guys, and not a surgery or weight loss drug to get there (though I don’t begrudge anybody those paths, it was my own silly hang up that they felt like “cheating”). Miss the left guys awesome head of hair
July 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Forgive me this indulgence. About a 90kg difference between these two guys, and not a surgery or weight loss drug to get there (though I don’t begrudge anybody those paths, it was my own silly hang up that they felt like “cheating”). Miss the left guys awesome head of hair
Tiger Woods: (Trying to Tee Off)
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tiger Woods: (Trying to Tee Off)
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢