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Heath
@leasthesfunny.bsky.social
I’ll say this about anti climaxes,
Show me how your 2025 went.
December 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I submit this fairly recent photo with my sister in Adelaide as proof that I sometimes do in fact look directly at the camera when smiling
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Due to a mixture of travel & respectful restraint, I have been quiet on yesterdays proceedings. I am just so desperately sad for ALL children & innocents murdered by ghouls who cower behind ideological, racial, religious, & political extremism. Bless those souls & bless beautiful little Matilda
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
A little known fact is that James L Brooks was being literal in 1997 when he told us this would be AS GOOD AS IT GETS
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
How did I handle it when I contracted Covid while in Adelaide a couple weeks back you ask? Like a real man’s man dammit…
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Everybodies a comedian 😢
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m fine with the Under 16’s Social Media Ban in Australia as a safeguard for kids, but my 14 year old alt isn’t
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Best Xmas Movies Are:
Batman Returns
Long Kiss Goodnight
Planes Trains Automobiles
Die Hard
Home Alone 1/2
Gremlins
Bridget Jones
The Holdovers
Scrooged
Trading Places
Nightmare Before Christmas
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Edward ✂️🙌🏻
Christmas Vacation
Love Actually
Bad Santa
Happiest Season
Eyes Wide Shut 😂
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The social media ban for Under 16s comes into effect in Australia today, and you know what that means… in person bullying is finally back in Australian schools, baby!!! 🥹🥳🎉🍾 #auspol
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tried to let last nights date down easily, so I adopted the same delicate approach as Quentin Tarantino when assessing Paul Dano’s performance in THERE WILL BE BLOOD
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hey girl, what if we kissed at the HAMNET truck 🛻
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
AFL Draft, The First Ashes Test, & WICKED: FOR GOOD… huge week for this ultra alpha, beer swilling, musical adoring, jock sport tragic theatre nerd who cries far too easily at movies
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Strap in, Nicholas
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Years ago, I was in this really sad place where I thought that having a drink or two before going out made me better company in social scenarios… now I’m in a place where I know it’s 8-12 drinks
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Just changed my autistic twins names to Tyler & Noel 🥰
September 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Latin is such a difficult language to learn, I can’t read it aloud without accidentally summoning up some demon from hell. This guy Pazuzu won’t leave 🙄
September 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Well sweetie, you see what happened was, when you were a wee little baby, your mum’s yoga instructor and a girl I once snorted cocaine off of a nightclub toilet with both posted Instagram reels telling us that vaccines caused autism. Anywho, i’m sorry again that those legs of yours don't work 😬🤷🏻‍♂️
September 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
BREAKING: Heath is finally putting some effort into his Letterboxd account. So please follow if you swim in those waters boxd.it/5sxnz
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Heath uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 44 films watched.
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September 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
WTF, just paid $8 at Woolies for a 190g block of Dairy Milk Chocolate and suddenly Amex has delivered me the Black Card
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tinder Date: Netflix & Chill
Couple Date: Netflix & Will you please stop f**king touching me!!!!
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My sister was recording a pretty unremarkable live video of us at a concert on her insta feed, and in my enthusiasm singing Under Pressure, I accidentally punched a little person in the nose who happened to be walking past just out of frame. Sorry my short king friend
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Not a yucker of yums or contrarian by trade, but I… I think I really hated this film
August 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
David Stratton. Vale.

Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually

The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised

Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It’s 1999, I am 16, I am at the cinema watching THE SIXTH SENSE, Bruce Willis watches his wife drop his wedding ring as she sleeps & I realise he’s been dead all along, I lean forward in my seat, I am transfixed, I am witnessing my first big twist ending, I am infinite… an usher takes my picture
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM