Armand | Parody
@le-maitre.bsky.social
Complicated.
#InterviewWithTheVampire | 21+ RP | MV/Selectively MS | Books and TV Series | #Fake
#InterviewWithTheVampire | 21+ RP | MV/Selectively MS | Books and TV Series | #Fake
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
// I have so many random threads here to reply to 🤣
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
// I have so many random threads here to reply to 🤣
His scribe has kidnapped him for theater.
Stalking @brightreporter.bsky.social and tending to @lobbingbombs.bsky.social will have to wait.
Sigh. The scribe ruins all his fun.
Stalking @brightreporter.bsky.social and tending to @lobbingbombs.bsky.social will have to wait.
Sigh. The scribe ruins all his fun.
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
His scribe has kidnapped him for theater.
Stalking @brightreporter.bsky.social and tending to @lobbingbombs.bsky.social will have to wait.
Sigh. The scribe ruins all his fun.
Stalking @brightreporter.bsky.social and tending to @lobbingbombs.bsky.social will have to wait.
Sigh. The scribe ruins all his fun.
// And Armand is absolutely correct about all of that.
😌
😌
//Armand really said: YOUR fledglings are a disruption to the natural order and need to be culled. MY fledgling is a precious boy who needs to be protected. They are not the same 🙂↔️
// Armand: Rules for thee but not for me!
January 28, 2026 at 6:14 PM
// And Armand is absolutely correct about all of that.
😌
😌
// Armand: Rules for thee but not for me!
//Armand: it is my solemn duty to kill any fledgling that is afflicted with madness. 😞
Daniel:
Armand: Not that one, though.
Daniel:
Armand: Not that one, though.
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 AM
// Armand: Rules for thee but not for me!
So be it.
Do not say he did not warn him.
Do not say he did not warn him.
Why would he want that? A safe life? Fuck that.
Trust that Daniel knows what he wants. And he wants to know.
Trust that Daniel knows what he wants. And he wants to know.
Fine. Do not care about a good, safe life.
It will change things if he knows, though.
It will change things if he knows, though.
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
So be it.
Do not say he did not warn him.
Do not say he did not warn him.
Fine. Do not care about a good, safe life.
It will change things if he knows, though.
It will change things if he knows, though.
Why would he care about that?
Whether his life is better or worse for it, he needs to know.
He can't be left in the dark.
Whether his life is better or worse for it, he needs to know.
He can't be left in the dark.
And he cannot simply trust that his life will be better not going down this path?
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fine. Do not care about a good, safe life.
It will change things if he knows, though.
It will change things if he knows, though.
And he cannot simply trust that his life will be better not going down this path?
... He hasn't thought that far ahead.
To what end?
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 PM
And he cannot simply trust that his life will be better not going down this path?
To what end?
Yes.
Undoubtedly, yes.
Undoubtedly, yes.
But will said stray keep following him when he knows the truth?
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
To what end?
But will said stray keep following him when he knows the truth?
Maybe he should give up on this whole mind erasing thing, then.
Consider him an annoying stray dog. He'll keep coming back and destroying his hard work.
Consider him an annoying stray dog. He'll keep coming back and destroying his hard work.
Yes.
But he can see it’s not working.
But he can see it’s not working.
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
But will said stray keep following him when he knows the truth?
Daniel is sassing me from two eras.
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Daniel is sassing me from two eras.
Yes.
But he can see it’s not working.
But he can see it’s not working.
Is that supposed to deter him?
Keep pulling that thread, and the whole sweater will unravel.
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Yes.
But he can see it’s not working.
But he can see it’s not working.
Keep pulling that thread, and the whole sweater will unravel.
Daniel, yes.
Daniel. No.
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Keep pulling that thread, and the whole sweater will unravel.
He smiles, and he kisses Daniel again briefly to placate him.
Darling man.
“Precisely.”
And oddly, though Daniel might wish to be a vampire, Armand would miss that. Their secret conversations.
Darling man.
“Precisely.”
And oddly, though Daniel might wish to be a vampire, Armand would miss that. Their secret conversations.
That triggered a whine of protest and he chased the vampire's lips...
But then he reluctantly leaned back to catch his breath.
"We're so good at communicating, we don't even have to talk to do it."
But then he reluctantly leaned back to catch his breath.
"We're so good at communicating, we don't even have to talk to do it."
Unfortunately, that is thought he hears, too, so Armand reluctantly pulls back.
“Very astute. I must say, I am very impressed by our communication skills.”
“Very astute. I must say, I am very impressed by our communication skills.”
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 PM
He smiles, and he kisses Daniel again briefly to placate him.
Darling man.
“Precisely.”
And oddly, though Daniel might wish to be a vampire, Armand would miss that. Their secret conversations.
Darling man.
“Precisely.”
And oddly, though Daniel might wish to be a vampire, Armand would miss that. Their secret conversations.
Unfortunately, that is thought he hears, too, so Armand reluctantly pulls back.
“Very astute. I must say, I am very impressed by our communication skills.”
“Very astute. I must say, I am very impressed by our communication skills.”
He smiled into the kiss.
/Well, you can't exactly grant my every wish if I never make demands./
He would have to breathe soon. Stupid human lungs, needing air. He'd rather just kiss Armand all day.
/Well, you can't exactly grant my every wish if I never make demands./
He would have to breathe soon. Stupid human lungs, needing air. He'd rather just kiss Armand all day.
Armand lets the man grab him — stumbles even as if the mortal was the stronger one.
/And you don’t need my permission to do this. I like when you take charge./
He can be “boss” the other times.
/And you don’t need my permission to do this. I like when you take charge./
He can be “boss” the other times.
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Unfortunately, that is thought he hears, too, so Armand reluctantly pulls back.
“Very astute. I must say, I am very impressed by our communication skills.”
“Very astute. I must say, I am very impressed by our communication skills.”
Armand lets the man grab him — stumbles even as if the mortal was the stronger one.
/And you don’t need my permission to do this. I like when you take charge./
He can be “boss” the other times.
/And you don’t need my permission to do this. I like when you take charge./
He can be “boss” the other times.
He grabbed onto Armand's shirt, as if to hold him close. As if the vampire would try to run away. As if he could stop him if he did.
/Yeah. Yeah, we're perfect as is. You don't have to ask my permission to lurk in dark corners./
/Yeah. Yeah, we're perfect as is. You don't have to ask my permission to lurk in dark corners./
They can keep kissing and communicate at the same time. It’s brilliant.
And so, he kisses the man back, feverishly.
/We. Are. Perfect./
And so, he kisses the man back, feverishly.
/We. Are. Perfect./
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Armand lets the man grab him — stumbles even as if the mortal was the stronger one.
/And you don’t need my permission to do this. I like when you take charge./
He can be “boss” the other times.
/And you don’t need my permission to do this. I like when you take charge./
He can be “boss” the other times.
They can keep kissing and communicate at the same time. It’s brilliant.
And so, he kisses the man back, feverishly.
/We. Are. Perfect./
And so, he kisses the man back, feverishly.
/We. Are. Perfect./
With a laugh, he grabbed Armand by his shirt and dragged him into a kiss.
/See? We're great at communicating./
Telepathy might be the best thing ever, actually.
/See? We're great at communicating./
Telepathy might be the best thing ever, actually.
He blinks.
/Consent granted./
See? Telepathy is fantastic.
/Consent granted./
See? Telepathy is fantastic.
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They can keep kissing and communicate at the same time. It’s brilliant.
And so, he kisses the man back, feverishly.
/We. Are. Perfect./
And so, he kisses the man back, feverishly.
/We. Are. Perfect./
Is intensely hot. 😌🔥
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Is intensely hot. 😌🔥
“The young ones always say so.”
But everyone serves something.
But everyone serves something.
"I have served devils and I've served mortals. The only one I serve anymore is myself."
“Yes. But that does not mean they do /not/ exist. They have their purpose, as do devils. As do we as their servants.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“The young ones always say so.”
But everyone serves something.
But everyone serves something.
He blinks.
/Consent granted./
See? Telepathy is fantastic.
/Consent granted./
See? Telepathy is fantastic.
"Thank you! That's what I said!"
And his mind is always screaming 'yes,' no matter what Armand says.
"I could kiss you right now."
And his mind is always screaming 'yes,' no matter what Armand says.
"I could kiss you right now."
“I think so . . .”
This is so awkward.
“I could just read your mind, though.”
Seems faster.
This is so awkward.
“I could just read your mind, though.”
Seems faster.
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
He blinks.
/Consent granted./
See? Telepathy is fantastic.
/Consent granted./
See? Telepathy is fantastic.
“Yes. But that does not mean they do /not/ exist. They have their purpose, as do devils. As do we as their servants.”
"Compared to you, yes. But I've been around long enough. If god exists, they must be an asshole to create a world like this."
“Well. You are young.”
And he is not sure if the young ones believe in anything let alone “plenty” of things.
And he is not sure if the young ones believe in anything let alone “plenty” of things.
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
“Yes. But that does not mean they do /not/ exist. They have their purpose, as do devils. As do we as their servants.”
“Well. You are young.”
And he is not sure if the young ones believe in anything let alone “plenty” of things.
And he is not sure if the young ones believe in anything let alone “plenty” of things.
"Plenty of things I believe in, just not some all knowing god."
“Sometimes it is nice to have something to believe in. I suppose you would not understand, though.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 PM
“Well. You are young.”
And he is not sure if the young ones believe in anything let alone “plenty” of things.
And he is not sure if the young ones believe in anything let alone “plenty” of things.
“Or perhaps, it works for us.”
"Oh my god, you guys are hopeless."
“Ahem. Daniel. May I be permitted to stalk you Mondays, Fridays, and the third Tuesday of every month from approximately 7:30pm to sunrise?”
How was that?
How was that?
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
“Or perhaps, it works for us.”