We've been training for this since elementary school.

This is how I will always roll down the highway

Accurate.

#superman #power #powercorrupts

Welp. Didn't have "I guess I better get a measles booster" on my bingo card for 2025.

I'm absolutely convinced that DOGE and MAGA leadership actively want people on SSI, SSDI and VA disability to unalive themselves as a means to save money by no longer paying benefits.

#doge #elonmusk #maga #fascism

This dude's not even trying to hide the fact that he is actively dismantling our democracy and establishing himself as our dictator monarch.

I told a funny

#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #dnd5e #jokes #funny

The gov't is so worried about foreign actors getting our data that they've hired a Pakistani staffing agency to recruit for the U.S. Army.

Also, I'm a disabled combat vet, former combat engineer, too old to reenlist, and not eligible anyway. Great use of tax dollars.

#tiktokban #usarmy #recruiting

A still from the secret russian tapes

Bluesky has really weird fucking spam