Jason
laziestavenger.bsky.social
Jason
@laziestavenger.bsky.social
Husband, dog dad, D&D podcaster, reader, writer of mostly unpublished stories, unabashed spoonie
You know, it would really be a shame if ICE agents starting waking up somewhere in Canada or Mexico with no idea where they are or how they got there.
May 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
In case anyone needs more evidence that we are firmly entrenched in late-stage capitalism, I now get weekly "mystery offer" emails from Equifax.

#America #capitalism #yuck
April 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
23andMe just declared bankruptcy which means your DNA information is about to be up for sale. Might wanna go save what you want to keep and figure out how to delete it from their platform if you have used that service.
March 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'll stop calling it Twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his daughter.
March 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
In the past couple of weeks I've written about 6,000 words down of a new book idea. It may not seem like much, but I have barely written any fiction since I got my MFA. Feels nice to write something I want to be writing.
March 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ep 2 spoiler-free commentary: DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG FORT TRYON PARK IS MATT

#daredevilbornagain #daredevil #disney #nyc
The most unrealistic part of the whole first episode of #DaredevilBornAgain is the thousands of New Yorkers taking to the streets to celebrate the results of a mayoral election.

#daredevil #disney
March 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The most unrealistic part of the whole first episode of #DaredevilBornAgain is the thousands of New Yorkers taking to the streets to celebrate the results of a mayoral election.

#daredevil #disney
March 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nothing makes a Republican madder than when we behave like they do.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Republicans Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) & Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) were allowed to get away with yelling at the President during the SOTU and JOE WILSON ( R-SC ) yelled "YOU LIE!" at Barack Obama.

VOTE OUT the spineless Democrats who voted to CENSURE AL GREEN!
March 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The VA is my primary healthcare provider and it was an absolute shitshow during Trump's last term. This is gonna be worse.
Turning our backs on those who served our country is disgraceful.

The VA needs more employees, not less. In my district, the Minneapolis VA is already facing a staffing shortage.

Miss me with your calls for “America First” while blatantly attacking our veterans.

apnews.com/article/vete...
Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo
The Department of Veterans Affairs is planning an “aggressive” reorganization that includes cutting 80,000 jobs from the sprawling agency.
apnews.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Imagine roleplaying this.
#ttrpg #dnd #rpg #meme
March 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We've been training for this since elementary school.
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️A small ray of light in an otherwise dismal news day. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
US Senate Democrats block bill to ban trans athletes from women’s sports
Democratic senator says trans athletes ‘deserve an ally’ after Republican-led bill quashed in razor-sharp 51-45 vote
www.theguardian.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is how I will always roll down the highway
March 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My nieces still have Girl Scout cookies for sale if you need your fix! #girlscoutcookies #girlscouts
Has your previous sugar-crack dealer aged out of the gang? Do you need a new source of delicious sugar-crack? If so, my nieces would be glad to take your sugar-crack order and ship deliciously addicting product right to your door.

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/rees53...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
March 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Welp. Didn't have "I guess I better get a measles booster" on my bingo card for 2025.
March 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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NEWS: The USAID official put on leave for disseminating two memos about Rubio's failure to push through life-saving foreign aid was in the process of writing a THIRD memo when fired. We obtained it. It's far more alarming than the first two.

www.thebulwark.com/p/what-a-wee...
March 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I'm absolutely convinced that DOGE and MAGA leadership actively want people on SSI, SSDI and VA disability to unalive themselves as a means to save money by no longer paying benefits.

#doge #elonmusk #maga #fascism
March 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
On a Facebook post about efforts to get rid of social security and SSDI, I saw comments from dozens of disabled and retired people who said their only option without social security keeping them afloat would be to kill themselves.

This is the world MAGA wants.
February 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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🔥 @aoc.bsky.social : “The numbers don’t add up. $880 BILLION is a devastating cut to Medicaid, and an attack on Medicare. Anyone who votes for this budget is voting to cut Medicaid and gut health care for Medicare recipients in 🇺🇸.”

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGg7cr0...
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
With as ham-handed and hurried as they are about all these quasi-legal changes they are making to our government, I feel like there must be a way to trick Republicans into accidentally deleting student loan debt along with the Dept of Education. @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov
February 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Has your previous sugar-crack dealer aged out of the gang? Do you need a new source of delicious sugar-crack? If so, my nieces would be glad to take your sugar-crack order and ship deliciously addicting product right to your door.

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/rees53...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Highly recommend this series. Witty, funny, scathing critique of high-end restaurant culture. What's not to love?
#bookreview 🪐📚 💙📚 📚⚔️
Like:
Urban fantasy
Smartass co-workers
Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential
Try:
@mattfnwallace.bsky.social's
Envy of Angels: A Sin du Jour Affair
www.matt-wallace.com/sin-du-jour-2/
Two new temp chefs have to do some soul searching when they discover what's on the menu.
February 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM