Lavender Hearts (they/he)
@lavenderhearts.bsky.social
35+ || Ethical non-monogamist || Transmasc artist and author || https://lavenderhearts.art
Keep your crypto and AI bs away from me
Anti-censorship | I support Weird and Horny Art
Keep your crypto and AI bs away from me
Anti-censorship | I support Weird and Horny Art
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Forget-Me-Not by Lavender
lavenderhearts.itch.io
My previously-published (and long out-of-contract) novella, Forget Me Not, is being re-released on itch.io! I'm happy to share it as a pay-what-you-want download. On the one hand, it's a little embarrassing to share 15 year old writing... on the other, why not?
lavenderhearts.itch.io/forget-me-not
lavenderhearts.itch.io/forget-me-not
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December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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What we really need is a social media platform that lets you selectively block people from interacting with specific posts. There are any number of folks I've bumped into who are perfectly lovely EXCEPT for one particular topic they cannot resist engaging with that activates their Shithead Mode.
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What we really need is a social media platform that lets you selectively block people from interacting with specific posts. There are any number of folks I've bumped into who are perfectly lovely EXCEPT for one particular topic they cannot resist engaging with that activates their Shithead Mode.
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Hello hi! I’ve had my VGen setup for some months but finally getting to use it, including my services and slowly putting my portfolio!
Please share around and thank you if you’re considering to support me✨
@vgen.co #VGen #VGencommission #digitalart
Please share around and thank you if you’re considering to support me✨
@vgen.co #VGen #VGencommission #digitalart
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hello hi! I’ve had my VGen setup for some months but finally getting to use it, including my services and slowly putting my portfolio!
Please share around and thank you if you’re considering to support me✨
@vgen.co #VGen #VGencommission #digitalart
Please share around and thank you if you’re considering to support me✨
@vgen.co #VGen #VGencommission #digitalart
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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And the sale is on! 20% off everything from now to the new year.
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And the sale is on! 20% off everything from now to the new year.
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
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December 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
posted a teaser from the rough draft of my Mistress Mau mystery over on my website
First part of the post explains some of the backstory behind the project, back half is the actual writing if that's what you want to read.
lavenderhearts.art/2025/12/24/m...
First part of the post explains some of the backstory behind the project, back half is the actual writing if that's what you want to read.
lavenderhearts.art/2025/12/24/m...
Mistress Mau teaser: Lorekeepers - Lavender Hearts
Teaser excerpt from the first draft of my Mistress Mau mystery writing project, following a cat and a student studying to become a librarian in the Lovecraft Mythos
lavenderhearts.art
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
posted a teaser from the rough draft of my Mistress Mau mystery over on my website
First part of the post explains some of the backstory behind the project, back half is the actual writing if that's what you want to read.
lavenderhearts.art/2025/12/24/m...
First part of the post explains some of the backstory behind the project, back half is the actual writing if that's what you want to read.
lavenderhearts.art/2025/12/24/m...
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“Krampus is known to beat those that don’t behave with a birch branch and kidnap them in his sack, taking them to his lair” 🐐
December 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Krampus is known to beat those that don’t behave with a birch branch and kidnap them in his sack, taking them to his lair” 🐐
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solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
solidarity with trans people and death to fascism
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It’s that time of year~~
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s that time of year~~
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
12 month tarot spread. I know it looks really intimidating but it’s actually very very beginner friendly.
#tarot
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“Don’t lose your tits!”
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Don’t lose your tits!”
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Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
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write for insane gay people
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
write for insane gay people
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Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
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The "cat ears or human ears" thing only exists because catgirl ears are too small. A cat's ear canals are in about the same place as a human's; their ears are just comparatively enormous, which lets them stick up in spite of ending at the same spot. The real solution is to give catgirls bigger ears.
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The "cat ears or human ears" thing only exists because catgirl ears are too small. A cat's ear canals are in about the same place as a human's; their ears are just comparatively enormous, which lets them stick up in spite of ending at the same spot. The real solution is to give catgirls bigger ears.
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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Time to repost In Defiance of Death again
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Time to repost In Defiance of Death again
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🔭 Gemini Meteors over Snow Capped Mountains
Image Credit & Copyright: Tomáš Slovinský
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Image Credit & Copyright: Tomáš Slovinský
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25121...
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
🔭 Gemini Meteors over Snow Capped Mountains
Image Credit & Copyright: Tomáš Slovinský
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25121...
Image Credit & Copyright: Tomáš Slovinský
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25121...
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let's all get more perverted in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
let's all get more perverted in 2026