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ibuprofen guy
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"I try to steal something, every time I do something." - mads mikkelsen

🎨 my art account: @galaxygenet.bsky.social
🐱 my cat: @potato-eli.bsky.social
people are getting upset at the twenty one pilots guys for not talking about current political happenings and I just want to know where the hell you've been for the past 6 years if that's in any way surprising
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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It’s time for Little Valentines Guys! Featuring the long awaited return of the slayhounds with a new lovable look.
You can find these guys in my shop this Friday the 6th at 6pm mountain time!
I’ve got a pretty limited qty so set an alarm if you don’t want to miss them!
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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shop is discounted until this Saturday 🩷

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February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.

FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
my breaking bad season 1 dvd doesn't have freaking english subtitles #killing
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
they don't want you to know this but you can literally have a bagel for every meal if you want
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Everything bagel - Wikipedia
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January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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$830 for my parrot's vet visit on Friday. This is just for a wellness exam and routine bloodwork. Sedation for birds is SO expensive but needed for anxious birds like mine. I need to get this done for her boarding for LVFC.

If you want to help with the bill, tips are super appreciated. 💜
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January 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I need to stop watching horror videos right before bed. five nights at freddys will be at the fridge
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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house sparrow in a grocery store
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Just Fuck Of... 😒
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I had two slices of delicious pound cake but now my tummy hurts 😔
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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please let us have this one
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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painting of a barn swallow I saw in a dream
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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pages from my mini zine about local birds I made in june!
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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two chicken potholders... anything could happen 🐓
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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flug (@lilalienz4ever on tumblr) cross stitch 👽
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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everyone I meet develops ROGD (rapid-onset good day 🙂)
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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At $455, halfway to my first goal of $900. I need this by the end of January in order to make Feb bills. This is needed on top of my normal income that I make through shop sales. Please help if you can. 💜
My lease here is up in Apr and it’s almost time to make another move. My current roommate is moving out in Jan and I will need to carry an extra $900/mo for the next two mos. I also need at least $4800 to pay for the new place. Read more on the campaign page. Donos and shares both appreciated 🙏💜
Donate to Support My Move and Medical Needs in Colorado, organized by Neal Deschain
In 2024, my community helped me move from Florida to Colorado. I am so ha… Neal Deschain needs your support for Support My Move and Medical Needs in Colorado
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January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
they don't talk about how scary it is to drink water when your nose is all stuffed up
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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My Nose Crumb, Ok? 🙂
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Neoteny in humans - Wikipedia
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January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM