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lavender-calico.bsky.social
ibuprofen guy
@lavender-calico.bsky.social
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"I try to steal something, every time I do something." - mads mikkelsen

🎨 my art account: @galaxygenet.bsky.social
🐱 my cat: @potato-eli.bsky.social
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lavender-calico.bsky.social
people are getting upset at the twenty one pilots guys for not talking about current political happenings and I just want to know where the hell you've been for the past 6 years if that's in any way surprising
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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littleguys3d.bsky.social
It’s time for Little Valentines Guys! Featuring the long awaited return of the slayhounds with a new lovable look.
You can find these guys in my shop this Friday the 6th at 6pm mountain time!
I’ve got a pretty limited qty so set an alarm if you don’t want to miss them!
A group shot showing a white greyhound in a pink coat, charcoal greyhound in a teal coat, a pink tiger with dark pink heart-stripes, and a white tiger with light pink heart-stripes. Behind them is their packaging, looking like envelopes and matchboxes Two white greyhounds in pink coats with green hearts on the back standing in front of envelope-style boxes Two charcoal greyhounds in teal coats with their backs to the camera showing the pink hearts on the backs of their coats, with envelope style boxes in the background
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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housegoblin.bsky.social
sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
shop is discounted until this Saturday 🩷

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February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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americanfietser.bsky.social
Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.

FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
my breaking bad season 1 dvd doesn't have freaking english subtitles #killing
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
they don't want you to know this but you can literally have a bagel for every meal if you want
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyth...
Everything bagel - Wikipedia
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January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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verdantsculpts.bsky.social
$830 for my parrot's vet visit on Friday. This is just for a wellness exam and routine bloodwork. Sedation for birds is SO expensive but needed for anxious birds like mine. I need to get this done for her boarding for LVFC.

If you want to help with the bill, tips are super appreciated. 💜
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January 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
I need to stop watching horror videos right before bed. five nights at freddys will be at the fridge
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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galaxygenet.bsky.social
house sparrow in a grocery store
A square panel of a comic with a rough greyscale drawing of a house sparrow flying. A text box reads "You find yourself in a strange place where the sun never sets." Another greyscale comic panel depicting a house sparrow perched on the ground by some scattered seed, with one in his mouth. In the background there are some pallets with birdseed and cat litter on them. A text box reads "It is always warm here, and there's some food." Another greyscale comic panel depicting a shelf stocked with cat food and dog food. A house sparrow is perched on top of the shelf, dwarfed by the size of the shelf. A text box reads "But... you are alone."
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
Just Fuck Of... 😒
Screenshot of a weather app with the city name scribbled out. The current temperature is 2 degrees Fahrenheit; the high for the day is 14 and the low is 0.
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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sadvil.bsky.social
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
I had two slices of delicious pound cake but now my tummy hurts 😔
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
please let us have this one
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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galaxygenet.bsky.social
painting of a barn swallow I saw in a dream
An acrylic painting of a barn swallow flying with a ribbon tied around its neck. The ribbon trails off the edge of the canvas.
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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galaxygenet.bsky.social
pages from my mini zine about local birds I made in june!
Two pages of a mini zine, each with a small illustration of three different birds on it. The first page reads: House Sparrow: Introduced from Europe and not closely related to native sparrows. American Goldfinch: Males are neon yellow in the summer. Very squeaky call. House Finch: The male's pigmentation directly reflects its nutrition. The second page reads: American Robin: Familiar thrush, commonly seen pulling up earthworms. Blue Jay: Their feathers contain no blue pigment -- it's a trick of the light. American Crow: Clever and crafty, known to use tools and steal food from other animals. Two more pages of a mini zine, each with three different birds on it. The first page reads: Mourning Dove: Can survive on brackish water without getting dehydrated. Northern Cardinal: Both males & females sing. Black-capped Chickadee: The amount of "dee"s in its namesake alarm call indicate threat level. The second page reads: Red-winged Blackbird: Males may have up to 15 mates. Common Grackle: Named for the Latin "gracula" ("croak"). European Starling: A talented mimic-- an individual can learn 20 different bird calls. Two more pages of a mini zine, each with three different birds on it. The first page reads: Red-Bellied Woodpecker: Poorly named for the faint red spot on its underbelly. Downy Woodpecker: Males and females forage different spots in winter. Northern Flicker: Large woodpecker that feeds on the ground for ants. The second page reads: White-breasted Nuthatch: Commonly seen vertically scaling tree trunks, sometimes upside-down. Killdeer: Shorebird more commonly found in parking lots and empty fields. Named for its call. Brown-headed Cowbird: Michigan's only brood parasite.
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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galaxygenet.bsky.social
two chicken potholders... anything could happen 🐓
Two square quilted potholders. They are both made with teal and black fabrics, and the middle square has chickens on it. The left potholder has a turquoise border, and the right one has a black border. The backs of the two potholders. The left one has a turquoise botanical pattern, and the right one has chickens all over.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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galaxygenet.bsky.social
flug (@lilalienz4ever on tumblr) cross stitch 👽
A cross stitch of flug, a green alien with big head and tiny body with large shiny eyes.
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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smeliot.bsky.social
everyone I meet develops ROGD (rapid-onset good day 🙂)
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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verdantsculpts.bsky.social
At $455, halfway to my first goal of $900. I need this by the end of January in order to make Feb bills. This is needed on top of my normal income that I make through shop sales. Please help if you can. 💜
verdantsculpts.bsky.social Neal 🏳️‍⚧️ @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · Jan 5
My lease here is up in Apr and it’s almost time to make another move. My current roommate is moving out in Jan and I will need to carry an extra $900/mo for the next two mos. I also need at least $4800 to pay for the new place. Read more on the campaign page. Donos and shares both appreciated 🙏💜
Donate to Support My Move and Medical Needs in Colorado, organized by Neal Deschain
In 2024, my community helped me move from Florida to Colorado. I am so ha… Neal Deschain needs your support for Support My Move and Medical Needs in Colorado
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January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
they don't talk about how scary it is to drink water when your nose is all stuffed up
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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potato-eli.bsky.social
My Nose Crumb, Ok? 🙂
Eli the tabby cat sitting upright and looking into the camera with a large crumb stuck to his nose
January 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
lavender-calico.bsky.social
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny...
Neoteny in humans - Wikipedia
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January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM