" Y'know, I thought I wouldn't be able to jet around either but truthfully once you actually /get/ into the thing it isn't so bad.

Lots of it is sim shit. Death Adder's got it inbuilt, but nine times out of ten I prefer actually piloting this thing over a fake computer version. "

//joke ruined, account over

2025-2025

"my greatest dream was takanuva foiling new year's rockin eve 2012"

-her in his metal palm now.

" You're like a LEGO guy at this height, I could get some mech-sized LEGO and build you a go-kart or a spaceship- "

" Damn, afraid i'd squish you over a knock knock joke? "

Snickering, before playfully plucking Cass off the ground by her waist and bringing her up to his gaze.

" ...it occurs to me i've never actually picked someone up like this before. Well, someone who isn't a sentient cookie. "

He's plopped-

by ruined it i mean i followed someone and fucked it up

ruined it

" Why would I kill an innocent woman over the Nintendo Dreamcast? "

Audible gagging comes from the Death Adder's comms, its' eyeless gaze and twisted grin focused on Cass.

How did it see her?

" Besides, to earn my ire you need to make jokes worse than that. "

Annnnnnd she's squished.

By squished, we mean he's poked the side of her head with one of the Death Adder's digits.

" No, squishing is better when it's spontaneous. "

The mech's reaching to squish her-

" Blasphemous. "

The two of these thoughts combined lead to a prison sentence.

-in the first place and risking something I can't repair breaking. "

-to outpace most of the bigger units.

However, if it's alright, would you and your unit happen to have any spare missile pods or any other explosive ordinance?

My GAU-12 can shred through much of anything, but I know that four-legger could have been brought down faster with explosives... "

-work with that section, however. "

His attention then turns to Major Singh, Hop promptly giving the man a salute and standing at attention.

" I'm glad to have rended whatever assistance I could've, sir. The dinosaurs were pretty similar to the aliens i've faced, and it seems like my unit's able-