𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙰𝚈, 𝙰𝙺𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙴𝚁
@laughingspecter.bsky.social
𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙺: 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙶𝙴𝙰𝙽𝚃
𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙴: 𝙻𝙰𝚄𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙸𝙻𝙾𝚃
𝙲𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 - 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃 "𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚁".
(no minors, no taboo. writer is 25 years old)
𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙴: 𝙻𝙰𝚄𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙸𝙻𝙾𝚃
𝙲𝚄𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙴𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 - 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃 "𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚁".
(no minors, no taboo. writer is 25 years old)
Pinned
a robot is standing in a pile of rubble
ALT: a robot is standing in a pile of rubble
media.tenor.com
TEMP PIN
NAME/ALIAS: MATT WARDAY, "HOPPER"
ROLE: PILOT OF LAUGHING SPECTER "DEATH ADDER"
STATUS: DESERTER
===========================
RP ACCOUNT
NON-LEWD/LEWD STRICTLY IN DM'S ONLY!
15 YEARS OF WRITING BAYBEE
WRITTEN BY MASS
INFO BELOW
LIKE AND RT!!!
NAME/ALIAS: MATT WARDAY, "HOPPER"
ROLE: PILOT OF LAUGHING SPECTER "DEATH ADDER"
STATUS: DESERTER
===========================
RP ACCOUNT
NON-LEWD/LEWD STRICTLY IN DM'S ONLY!
15 YEARS OF WRITING BAYBEE
WRITTEN BY MASS
INFO BELOW
LIKE AND RT!!!
Oh he got his wish alright - via Hopper tossing him out of his cockpit with a hearty "YEET", clambering back into his pilot's seat and promptly closing the hatch as the mech once again groaned to life.
" This is literally my house! And car. And everything I own.
...god forbid a man takes a whiz.
" This is literally my house! And car. And everything I own.
...god forbid a man takes a whiz.
Oh, thank God he’s out… For a second, the thought of another imprisonment almost crossed his mind.
With a sharp tsk, he wrenched the other’s hands away, eyes narrowing like blades.
“Bastard. Don't touch me.”
With a sharp tsk, he wrenched the other’s hands away, eyes narrowing like blades.
“Bastard. Don't touch me.”
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT HUMAN. "
Dark, evil clones of heroes of time don't exist where he's from... or talking animals, which is going to be a fun time if he runs into those.
But he's soon pulling the emergency hatch release, the angery man lunging up and grabbing him by the tunic.
"/YOU/"
Dark, evil clones of heroes of time don't exist where he's from... or talking animals, which is going to be a fun time if he runs into those.
But he's soon pulling the emergency hatch release, the angery man lunging up and grabbing him by the tunic.
"/YOU/"
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oh he got his wish alright - via Hopper tossing him out of his cockpit with a hearty "YEET", clambering back into his pilot's seat and promptly closing the hatch as the mech once again groaned to life.
" This is literally my house! And car. And everything I own.
...god forbid a man takes a whiz.
" This is literally my house! And car. And everything I own.
...god forbid a man takes a whiz.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT HUMAN. "
Dark, evil clones of heroes of time don't exist where he's from... or talking animals, which is going to be a fun time if he runs into those.
But he's soon pulling the emergency hatch release, the angery man lunging up and grabbing him by the tunic.
"/YOU/"
Dark, evil clones of heroes of time don't exist where he's from... or talking animals, which is going to be a fun time if he runs into those.
But he's soon pulling the emergency hatch release, the angery man lunging up and grabbing him by the tunic.
"/YOU/"
How did he end up...in here??
"Because I'm not HUMAN, MORON." He's trying to figure out how to pilot this thing—.
"Because I'm not HUMAN, MORON." He's trying to figure out how to pilot this thing—.
" ASSHOLE. "
The very pissed off pilot is clinging to the chest of his mech, pounding on the door as the stolen mech's pilot seat proceeds to zap him repeatedly with electrodes prodding at his back.
" GIVE BACK MY MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT. WHY AREN'T YOU /TAZEABLE/."
The very pissed off pilot is clinging to the chest of his mech, pounding on the door as the stolen mech's pilot seat proceeds to zap him repeatedly with electrodes prodding at his back.
" GIVE BACK MY MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT. WHY AREN'T YOU /TAZEABLE/."
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT HUMAN. "
Dark, evil clones of heroes of time don't exist where he's from... or talking animals, which is going to be a fun time if he runs into those.
But he's soon pulling the emergency hatch release, the angery man lunging up and grabbing him by the tunic.
"/YOU/"
Dark, evil clones of heroes of time don't exist where he's from... or talking animals, which is going to be a fun time if he runs into those.
But he's soon pulling the emergency hatch release, the angery man lunging up and grabbing him by the tunic.
"/YOU/"
" ASSHOLE. "
The very pissed off pilot is clinging to the chest of his mech, pounding on the door as the stolen mech's pilot seat proceeds to zap him repeatedly with electrodes prodding at his back.
" GIVE BACK MY MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT. WHY AREN'T YOU /TAZEABLE/."
The very pissed off pilot is clinging to the chest of his mech, pounding on the door as the stolen mech's pilot seat proceeds to zap him repeatedly with electrodes prodding at his back.
" GIVE BACK MY MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT. WHY AREN'T YOU /TAZEABLE/."
And so as a shadowy puddle; he has stolen something really important from the [reader].
What did he steal?
What did he steal?
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
" ASSHOLE. "
The very pissed off pilot is clinging to the chest of his mech, pounding on the door as the stolen mech's pilot seat proceeds to zap him repeatedly with electrodes prodding at his back.
" GIVE BACK MY MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT. WHY AREN'T YOU /TAZEABLE/."
The very pissed off pilot is clinging to the chest of his mech, pounding on the door as the stolen mech's pilot seat proceeds to zap him repeatedly with electrodes prodding at his back.
" GIVE BACK MY MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT. WHY AREN'T YOU /TAZEABLE/."
//WHY DOESN'T THE DM TEXT FUCKING SCROLL ON MOBILE I'M BLINDED 3 SENTENCES IN
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
//WHY DOESN'T THE DM TEXT FUCKING SCROLL ON MOBILE I'M BLINDED 3 SENTENCES IN
Needs an "I'm an OOPART" t-shirt.
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Needs an "I'm an OOPART" t-shirt.
The mech slides into the bay with ease and quickly cuts its' engines, a soft hiss coming from the leg hydraulics once they're holding the unit's weight properly.
Hopper however doesn't readily exit the cockpit, in fact his hand would stay and hover just above the release controls.
He knows he'll-
Hopper however doesn't readily exit the cockpit, in fact his hand would stay and hover just above the release controls.
He knows he'll-
+ dropship's bay door awaits; it's got just enough room for your mech to fit.
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The mech slides into the bay with ease and quickly cuts its' engines, a soft hiss coming from the leg hydraulics once they're holding the unit's weight properly.
Hopper however doesn't readily exit the cockpit, in fact his hand would stay and hover just above the release controls.
He knows he'll-
Hopper however doesn't readily exit the cockpit, in fact his hand would stay and hover just above the release controls.
He knows he'll-
//Me on Thursday night afterward (the only good thing was AC8)
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
//Me on Thursday night afterward (the only good thing was AC8)
" I was there when the dark scripture was written. "
>>He's waving at the hedgehog.
— Looking for me, [ MY BOY ] ?
— Looking for me, [ MY BOY ] ?
...I've heard of some person named "Weegee."
Maybe we should have a chat, me and him.
Maybe we should have a chat, me and him.
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
" I was there when the dark scripture was written. "
"Guess he didn't want the JOJ more than ever before.
Shame, Wesley could have used the help over at HOH SIS. "
Shame, Wesley could have used the help over at HOH SIS. "
[ He melted into a puddle. It's over. ]
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Guess he didn't want the JOJ more than ever before.
Shame, Wesley could have used the help over at HOH SIS. "
Shame, Wesley could have used the help over at HOH SIS. "
@sadomasochiisms.bsky.social
//Hey! I followed you on the original Hop and was wondering if you'd like to plot something out? I'd think it'd be fun catapulting his new pilot self into Hell lol
//Hey! I followed you on the original Hop and was wondering if you'd like to plot something out? I'd think it'd be fun catapulting his new pilot self into Hell lol
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@sadomasochiisms.bsky.social
//Hey! I followed you on the original Hop and was wondering if you'd like to plot something out? I'd think it'd be fun catapulting his new pilot self into Hell lol
//Hey! I followed you on the original Hop and was wondering if you'd like to plot something out? I'd think it'd be fun catapulting his new pilot self into Hell lol
//me: give my man a cool robot
also me: i should take one of his fucking eyes
also me: i should take one of his fucking eyes
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
//me: give my man a cool robot
also me: i should take one of his fucking eyes
also me: i should take one of his fucking eyes
//Btw hop's appearance is still the same as his previous incarnation (by my buddy @nerdymoth.bsky.social !)
The only differences are he's in a pilot suit this time around and the scarring's much more prevalent, plus he doesn't have the whole "warpy rick and morty arm" gimmick anymore
The only differences are he's in a pilot suit this time around and the scarring's much more prevalent, plus he doesn't have the whole "warpy rick and morty arm" gimmick anymore
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
//Btw hop's appearance is still the same as his previous incarnation (by my buddy @nerdymoth.bsky.social !)
The only differences are he's in a pilot suit this time around and the scarring's much more prevalent, plus he doesn't have the whole "warpy rick and morty arm" gimmick anymore
The only differences are he's in a pilot suit this time around and the scarring's much more prevalent, plus he doesn't have the whole "warpy rick and morty arm" gimmick anymore
"Okay, since /when/ did the sky have a giant Pokémon? "
Hop's confused, but he's got the spirit.
Hop's confused, but he's got the spirit.
— Give it a few seconds, don't worry.
He's looking at him from inside the cockpit.
...annnnnnd Hop's been turned into Weegee. Oh boy.
" Why am I a JPEG. "
...annnnnnd Hop's been turned into Weegee. Oh boy.
" Why am I a JPEG. "
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Okay, since /when/ did the sky have a giant Pokémon? "
Hop's confused, but he's got the spirit.
Hop's confused, but he's got the spirit.
He's looking at him from inside the cockpit.
...annnnnnd Hop's been turned into Weegee. Oh boy.
" Why am I a JPEG. "
...annnnnnd Hop's been turned into Weegee. Oh boy.
" Why am I a JPEG. "
— I can be trusted.
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He's looking at him from inside the cockpit.
...annnnnnd Hop's been turned into Weegee. Oh boy.
" Why am I a JPEG. "
...annnnnnd Hop's been turned into Weegee. Oh boy.
" Why am I a JPEG. "
//actually funny thing imagine that big fucker in the hazbinhelluva verse lol
" FUCK ANGELS I HAVE THIRTY MIL ROUNDS AND MENTAL ILLNESS "
" FUCK ANGELS I HAVE THIRTY MIL ROUNDS AND MENTAL ILLNESS "
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
//actually funny thing imagine that big fucker in the hazbinhelluva verse lol
" FUCK ANGELS I HAVE THIRTY MIL ROUNDS AND MENTAL ILLNESS "
" FUCK ANGELS I HAVE THIRTY MIL ROUNDS AND MENTAL ILLNESS "
//Actually might be fun sticking the death adder in a marvel setting tbh
especially with it sort of being similar in size and shape to Detroit Steel
especially with it sort of being similar in size and shape to Detroit Steel
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
//Actually might be fun sticking the death adder in a marvel setting tbh
especially with it sort of being similar in size and shape to Detroit Steel
especially with it sort of being similar in size and shape to Detroit Steel
//pacman approves of ganon's peeling
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
//pacman approves of ganon's peeling
oh yeah also hop's different here as a whole
here's the patch notes for hop 2.0 lol
-removed horny overflow error
-removed dimensional portal clipping
-Ganon removed (legit just an excuse to show y'all my cat)
-toned down jokey personality, humor more dry and cynical
-all ships gone
here's the patch notes for hop 2.0 lol
-removed horny overflow error
-removed dimensional portal clipping
-Ganon removed (legit just an excuse to show y'all my cat)
-toned down jokey personality, humor more dry and cynical
-all ships gone
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
oh yeah also hop's different here as a whole
here's the patch notes for hop 2.0 lol
-removed horny overflow error
-removed dimensional portal clipping
-Ganon removed (legit just an excuse to show y'all my cat)
-toned down jokey personality, humor more dry and cynical
-all ships gone
here's the patch notes for hop 2.0 lol
-removed horny overflow error
-removed dimensional portal clipping
-Ganon removed (legit just an excuse to show y'all my cat)
-toned down jokey personality, humor more dry and cynical
-all ships gone
" Copy. A crying shame I don't have missile pods... "
He mutters that second part on comms; if he did have the UFOC's missile batteries attached to the Death Adder, this would have been easy pickings.
Energy shields were very much a new concept for him too. All he had was thick, hard-to-puncture-
He mutters that second part on comms; if he did have the UFOC's missile batteries attached to the Death Adder, this would have been easy pickings.
Energy shields were very much a new concept for him too. All he had was thick, hard-to-puncture-
+ flickers to life, just in time to deflect a sizzling plasma blast from a mech bursting through the ruins.
"It's a Lion-class! Go for the joints; that's our only chance to stop it!"
Missile locks blare in your ear, as the titan sweeps the tarmac with its massive batteries.
"It's a Lion-class! Go for the joints; that's our only chance to stop it!"
Missile locks blare in your ear, as the titan sweeps the tarmac with its massive batteries.
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
" Copy. A crying shame I don't have missile pods... "
He mutters that second part on comms; if he did have the UFOC's missile batteries attached to the Death Adder, this would have been easy pickings.
Energy shields were very much a new concept for him too. All he had was thick, hard-to-puncture-
He mutters that second part on comms; if he did have the UFOC's missile batteries attached to the Death Adder, this would have been easy pickings.
Energy shields were very much a new concept for him too. All he had was thick, hard-to-puncture-
//I'll get to replies in a mo (my only reply lol)
Bear in mind that this time around, there's no set timeframe or guarantee replies will be quick because tbh i'm more for doing em' whenever I feel like it.
Also allows me to ruminate on stuff and plan so yeah i'll get to you. Eventually
Bear in mind that this time around, there's no set timeframe or guarantee replies will be quick because tbh i'm more for doing em' whenever I feel like it.
Also allows me to ruminate on stuff and plan so yeah i'll get to you. Eventually
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
//I'll get to replies in a mo (my only reply lol)
Bear in mind that this time around, there's no set timeframe or guarantee replies will be quick because tbh i'm more for doing em' whenever I feel like it.
Also allows me to ruminate on stuff and plan so yeah i'll get to you. Eventually
Bear in mind that this time around, there's no set timeframe or guarantee replies will be quick because tbh i'm more for doing em' whenever I feel like it.
Also allows me to ruminate on stuff and plan so yeah i'll get to you. Eventually
//some of the accounts i followed i can be like "MECH ACTION" like with the wasp and others
while something like the princess from slay the princess i gotta think like "how the hell is a 3-story-mech going to fit in a dungeon"
while something like the princess from slay the princess i gotta think like "how the hell is a 3-story-mech going to fit in a dungeon"
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
//some of the accounts i followed i can be like "MECH ACTION" like with the wasp and others
while something like the princess from slay the princess i gotta think like "how the hell is a 3-story-mech going to fit in a dungeon"
while something like the princess from slay the princess i gotta think like "how the hell is a 3-story-mech going to fit in a dungeon"
" Copy, i'll provide cover. "
(BGM: youtu.be/rpjO3c2XsPU?...)
The Death Adder's jets roar to life as the humanoid mech catapults itself into the air, eventually positioning itself over the horde of robotic dinosaurs.
A few small front-facing engines on the mech's thighs would allow it to angle -
(BGM: youtu.be/rpjO3c2XsPU?...)
The Death Adder's jets roar to life as the humanoid mech catapults itself into the air, eventually positioning itself over the horde of robotic dinosaurs.
A few small front-facing engines on the mech's thighs would allow it to angle -
+ dinosaurs bound through a row of shattered buildings, toward a cargo-laden mobile field base rolling up to the dropship. Soldiers hanging off its side are firing rifles at the Katzen advance, but not enough to thin the enemy's ranks.
"Sergeant, priority escort, Field Base Charlie!"
"Sergeant, priority escort, Field Base Charlie!"
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
" Copy, i'll provide cover. "
(BGM: youtu.be/rpjO3c2XsPU?...)
The Death Adder's jets roar to life as the humanoid mech catapults itself into the air, eventually positioning itself over the horde of robotic dinosaurs.
A few small front-facing engines on the mech's thighs would allow it to angle -
(BGM: youtu.be/rpjO3c2XsPU?...)
The Death Adder's jets roar to life as the humanoid mech catapults itself into the air, eventually positioning itself over the horde of robotic dinosaurs.
A few small front-facing engines on the mech's thighs would allow it to angle -
//THEY HAVE FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAURS?????!!!!
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
//THEY HAVE FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAURS?????!!!!
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS
//Charley's Cheesesteaks? more like Charley's Cheese-Induced Liquid Shits
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
//Charley's Cheesesteaks? more like Charley's Cheese-Induced Liquid Shits