Just once, I want one of the fuckers to bluntly say "I like money more than trans people".

They do eventually "straighten" Bill out, but it's done in such a way that the headcanon can remain intact.

(The gag is that Bill is uninterested in girls, so ironically that draws the girls to Bill. This, too, is a relatably ace experience.)

Yes please.

Has anyone including yourself written an asexual take on Wuthering Heights? Would love to read that.

(I’m also convinced the Brontes were Autistic, and Autistics are of course a bit more likely to be ace.)

I went on a rant when our tennis coach chastised a boy for throwing (tossing) the tennis ball like a girl.

The coach has a daughter my age. He must have told her what I'd said. Anyway, he came back, said I was right, apologised (to me not the kids).

(Is still a sexist transphobe, but now retired.)

(I know they are a goose but STILL)

All DUCKED out was right thereee

I hope I won’t be tested on this.

As someone who asked Bee what those specific steps were, can confirm, there are a LOT of steps.

Maybe piglet in “person” but this photo angle gives possum.

I don't recall where I found this, but I'd say this looks about right.

"Was there an explosion at the Hello Kitty factory?"