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lizard
@lapislazzu.bsky.social
· Nov 13
hiii I’m liz🩷 my fave things are
• dc comics
• reality tv (bb, survivor, challenge)
• video games (rct, sims, bg3, kh, city skylines)
• animation & anime
• horror movies
• musicals
• controversial female characters
if you’re into any of this let’s be moots so I can leave x forever🩷 #promosky
• dc comics
• reality tv (bb, survivor, challenge)
• video games (rct, sims, bg3, kh, city skylines)
• animation & anime
• horror movies
• musicals
• controversial female characters
if you’re into any of this let’s be moots so I can leave x forever🩷 #promosky
ok well REDACTED just stressed me out so bad I cried so never mind there’s no joy allowed at work
1on1 w boss = cancelled
work opp = out of office
I’m feeling the thanksgiving spirit🥰
work opp = out of office
I’m feeling the thanksgiving spirit🥰
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
ok well REDACTED just stressed me out so bad I cried so never mind there’s no joy allowed at work
1on1 w boss = cancelled
work opp = out of office
I’m feeling the thanksgiving spirit🥰
work opp = out of office
I’m feeling the thanksgiving spirit🥰
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
1on1 w boss = cancelled
work opp = out of office
I’m feeling the thanksgiving spirit🥰
work opp = out of office
I’m feeling the thanksgiving spirit🥰
I myself am not butch for butch but know that I am the number 1 supporter of it
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I myself am not butch for butch but know that I am the number 1 supporter of it
I didn’t expect the last obstacle of the mercury retrograde x scorpio new moon to be literal physical pain but ya know here we are!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I didn’t expect the last obstacle of the mercury retrograde x scorpio new moon to be literal physical pain but ya know here we are!!!!
I’m at 99k words in my werewolf story and I’m sorry I have to brag I’ve never stuck with a story this long before and I’m having so much fun even tho it’s just a dumb little romance 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m at 99k words in my werewolf story and I’m sorry I have to brag I’ve never stuck with a story this long before and I’m having so much fun even tho it’s just a dumb little romance 🥹
me n my gf are the only lesbian couple I know that doesn’t have a cat
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
me n my gf are the only lesbian couple I know that doesn’t have a cat
I am so stressed out I may start crying in my cubicle
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I am so stressed out I may start crying in my cubicle
we as a society for decades have walked around asking all women “are you team white supremacist grooming p3dophile or team angsty age appropriate teenage boy who’s sometimes annoying” and you will genuinely get a bad reaction if you don’t choose the p3dophile
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
we as a society for decades have walked around asking all women “are you team white supremacist grooming p3dophile or team angsty age appropriate teenage boy who’s sometimes annoying” and you will genuinely get a bad reaction if you don’t choose the p3dophile
transforming into Julie Chen before every video recording for work so I don’t make a mistake while reading the teleprompter #ButFirst
a woman wearing a blue off the shoulder top and a heart shaped necklace is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a woman wearing a blue off the shoulder top and a heart shaped necklace is standing in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
transforming into Julie Chen before every video recording for work so I don’t make a mistake while reading the teleprompter #ButFirst
preparing for my brothers wedding mood board
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
preparing for my brothers wedding mood board
I’ve said it before but I have to say it again I cannot believe we are living in a world where South Park are objectively the good guys
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’ve said it before but I have to say it again I cannot believe we are living in a world where South Park are objectively the good guys
I am discovering that the only people that go to the hair salon on Friday afternoons are the elderly
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I am discovering that the only people that go to the hair salon on Friday afternoons are the elderly
just saw someone describe Fun. as “peak 2012 twee” and that’s gonna haunt me forever
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
just saw someone describe Fun. as “peak 2012 twee” and that’s gonna haunt me forever
know that toxically I am always upset I’m not in the Tana Mongeau, Trisha Paytas, Holly Madison friend group
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
know that toxically I am always upset I’m not in the Tana Mongeau, Trisha Paytas, Holly Madison friend group
Reposted by lizard
Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
honored to be the new protagonist of adventure time 😌
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
honored to be the new protagonist of adventure time 😌
my (soon to be) sister in law thinks I’m secretly engaged ???
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
my (soon to be) sister in law thinks I’m secretly engaged ???
everything is rage baiting me today and everyone is a fucking idiot
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
everything is rage baiting me today and everyone is a fucking idiot
I really wish we weren’t living in the era of being a shit friend!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I really wish we weren’t living in the era of being a shit friend!!
told my new girl at work that my fave in mystic messenger is Jaehee does that count as coming out??? I feel like she got the point right????
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
told my new girl at work that my fave in mystic messenger is Jaehee does that count as coming out??? I feel like she got the point right????
watching a girl get a boyfriend and all of a sudden she’s watching football, cooking every night, and running marathons like there’s truly nothing more tragic
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
watching a girl get a boyfriend and all of a sudden she’s watching football, cooking every night, and running marathons like there’s truly nothing more tragic
the way my brother and his fiancé navigate life is so stressful to me…
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
the way my brother and his fiancé navigate life is so stressful to me…
playing the last trial in sdr2 ohhhhh I wanna watch the anime sooooo bad now
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
playing the last trial in sdr2 ohhhhh I wanna watch the anime sooooo bad now
when I bleeted this I was playing v3 and after going back to 2 I’m mad I had the audacity to complain before….
THREE Hangman's Gambits in the SAME TRIAL for the love of GODDDD
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
when I bleeted this I was playing v3 and after going back to 2 I’m mad I had the audacity to complain before….
my local lesbian club is throwing a Halloween party and immediately after I reshared my gf and I being Anakin and Padme a few years ago they posted Padme costume inspo 🤔🤔 am I…. the blueprint???
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my local lesbian club is throwing a Halloween party and immediately after I reshared my gf and I being Anakin and Padme a few years ago they posted Padme costume inspo 🤔🤔 am I…. the blueprint???