Laocoon
laocooncitheronia.bsky.social
Laocoon
@laocooncitheronia.bsky.social
About as popular as a port-o-potty full of bees.

Does not meet expectations, unless you're expecting bees.

LAY-oh-kahn

https://laocooncitheronia.substack.com/

https://patreon.com/LaocoonCitheronia
So it's a clearcut case of heterosexual binary gender norms making me give up my career for his and screwing up my entire earning potential, and now him having to account for that but feeling like he "never asked me to" do any of that. As if bc I did it under only moderate coersion, it's my fault.
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yeah, facebook in particular is pretty sure I'm a transman lol. I'm a cishet woman. Never did fit into the old gender categories very well, but still, cishet woman.
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Or do it and sabotage, if you can.
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What did you do?
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
But privacy is theft!
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Smartcars come in around 39-40mpg, so on par with a regular sized Honda Civic. Not that much more efficient. They are only smaller. I was surprised by that, but it's true.
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
He and his friends are making money. That's all that matters to him. He is the economy, as far as he's concerned. The rest of us can eat shit and die.
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I love the Gerard Herball!!
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You all do help, it's true!
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Having a bad job sucks. If I didn't have obligations, I'd have been in the wind years ago. It can ruin everything in your day.
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's freezing!
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Skillz!
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The kind of snow that sticks to the shovel so you have to fuck with it twice, dude. Sucks so fucking bad.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Nine inches and counting. I shoveled for 2.5 hours total today. Ibuprofen is my new bff.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The fact that we wont emerges from the American imperative of "more choices" being morally superior to less. We think this way bc we let GDP rule every aspect of our lives and marketing depts are like gods to us.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM