lanark
@lanark.bsky.social
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
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.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
July 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
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guy who can only speak in mixed idioms: well… when life gives you romans..
January 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
guy who can only speak in mixed idioms: well… when life gives you romans..
your CPAP machine is lowkey annoying af. i'm turning that shit off
March 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
your CPAP machine is lowkey annoying af. i'm turning that shit off
sorry for sort of thirst trapping but i'm four weeks into a cut after rehabbing my shoulder for three months & i'm already getting close to the level of muscle definition i had here
looking forward to seeing where i'm at when like april rolls around
looking forward to seeing where i'm at when like april rolls around
February 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
sorry for sort of thirst trapping but i'm four weeks into a cut after rehabbing my shoulder for three months & i'm already getting close to the level of muscle definition i had here
looking forward to seeing where i'm at when like april rolls around
looking forward to seeing where i'm at when like april rolls around
what the hell did spotify mean by this
February 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
what the hell did spotify mean by this
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
man goes to doctor. says he is depressed. says life seems harsh and cruel. says he feels all alone in a threatening world. doctor says, "treatment is simple. download tubi app. pull up jeff dunham "all over the map" special." man says thanks. goes home. it works
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 PM
man goes to doctor. says he is depressed. says life seems harsh and cruel. says he feels all alone in a threatening world. doctor says, "treatment is simple. download tubi app. pull up jeff dunham "all over the map" special." man says thanks. goes home. it works
i decided that it's about time for me to start working on my mental health
October 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
i decided that it's about time for me to start working on my mental health
As the author of several acclaimed stories such as "Busty Topless Woman Jacks Off My Self-Insert," "Busty Topless Woman Fellates My Self-Insert," and "Sex," I think you should be more considerate of authorial intent.
As an author myself, this sentiment does give me quite the chuckle, all things aside.
If anything, there's no point arguing with people who see what they want to. But regardless, it still does not excuse shitty & hostile behaviors towards others (which is more important to the prior sentiment).
If anything, there's no point arguing with people who see what they want to. But regardless, it still does not excuse shitty & hostile behaviors towards others (which is more important to the prior sentiment).
October 21, 2024 at 2:19 PM
As the author of several acclaimed stories such as "Busty Topless Woman Jacks Off My Self-Insert," "Busty Topless Woman Fellates My Self-Insert," and "Sex," I think you should be more considerate of authorial intent.
nothing worse than not being able to find your headphone case when you need it. except for genocide of course
September 13, 2023 at 5:09 AM
nothing worse than not being able to find your headphone case when you need it. except for genocide of course
people like to crack jokes about september 11th, but i'll say this much: i wouldn't like it one bit if people flew airplanes into where i work and killed me
September 11, 2023 at 1:31 PM
people like to crack jokes about september 11th, but i'll say this much: i wouldn't like it one bit if people flew airplanes into where i work and killed me
[messaging a woman on tinder] picture this.....watership down, ringing bell, plague dogs triple feature. and then we kill ourselves
September 10, 2023 at 7:13 AM
[messaging a woman on tinder] picture this.....watership down, ringing bell, plague dogs triple feature. and then we kill ourselves
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The face he makes when he want cuddles, enchanted boots, or sex
August 25, 2023 at 8:15 PM
The face he makes when he want cuddles, enchanted boots, or sex
sorry i havent been around as much recently. ive been playing baldurs gate 3 and variously spurning and accepting the invitations my party members in that game make to have sex and cum inside them
August 19, 2023 at 1:21 AM
sorry i havent been around as much recently. ive been playing baldurs gate 3 and variously spurning and accepting the invitations my party members in that game make to have sex and cum inside them
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i guess if you executed everyone with a lifted truck, it wouldnt solve the problem of, like, Windows resetting your audio settings after an update, or topsoil erosion. but a lot of times i find that if i tackle one easy thing, the solution for the harder problems becomes more clear. so lets just see
August 9, 2023 at 1:13 PM
i guess if you executed everyone with a lifted truck, it wouldnt solve the problem of, like, Windows resetting your audio settings after an update, or topsoil erosion. but a lot of times i find that if i tackle one easy thing, the solution for the harder problems becomes more clear. so lets just see
the kiseki games are about love, finding your own family, and how the one token bisexual guy who hangs out around you is harboring massive, earth-shattering secrets
July 31, 2023 at 5:22 AM
the kiseki games are about love, finding your own family, and how the one token bisexual guy who hangs out around you is harboring massive, earth-shattering secrets
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Tinder date: i’m really looking for a man with ambition. would you say you’re ambitious?
Oda Nobunaga, great daimyō of the Sengoku period: はい
Oda Nobunaga, great daimyō of the Sengoku period: はい
July 25, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Tinder date: i’m really looking for a man with ambition. would you say you’re ambitious?
Oda Nobunaga, great daimyō of the Sengoku period: はい
Oda Nobunaga, great daimyō of the Sengoku period: はい
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Saluting a random guy in a Teamsters shirt. Getting a little carried away and accidentally calling him dad. (Adam Curtis voice) But then something funny happened: he actually became my dad
July 25, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Saluting a random guy in a Teamsters shirt. Getting a little carried away and accidentally calling him dad. (Adam Curtis voice) But then something funny happened: he actually became my dad
bluesky is cool and everything, but unlike with x, people that see the icon on my phone aren't going to immediately think i downloaded some sort of glory hole locator. can the devs do something about this?
July 24, 2023 at 8:25 PM
bluesky is cool and everything, but unlike with x, people that see the icon on my phone aren't going to immediately think i downloaded some sort of glory hole locator. can the devs do something about this?
trying to pick people up at the bar by telling them that i had a permanent white tiger pet in maplestory
July 17, 2023 at 1:03 PM
trying to pick people up at the bar by telling them that i had a permanent white tiger pet in maplestory
mark david chapman did a respectable job but i think it would have been much more satisfying to kill john lennon with a hammer
July 14, 2023 at 4:52 AM
mark david chapman did a respectable job but i think it would have been much more satisfying to kill john lennon with a hammer