Theorem-Kip is the reason online dating is socially acceptable today.

Tried the Spongebob burger at Burger King, if you can't tell that the bun is yellow, no you're not colorblind

My stripes on my tie got a perfect fold so today is a good day

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Hi Bluesky I'm here to find the cool kids that paint minis and talk about our hamsters