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Jimbo The Himbo
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I have no lawn and I must mow
Theorem-Kip is the reason online dating is socially acceptable today.
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tried the Spongebob burger at Burger King, if you can't tell that the bun is yellow, no you're not colorblind
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Gen X dudes are funny because they'll go into exact detail on bodybuilding and weightlifting, yet they likely haven't exercised since the Cold War.
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My stripes on my tie got a perfect fold so today is a good day
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm calling it now- it's gonna get cancelled around 2027 or 2028
Casey Hudson says ‘Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic’ will release before 2030 🎮

“Game will be out before then. I’m not getting any younger!”
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Jimbo The Himbo
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I know I'd be a terrible HR rep because I would never judge the reasons folks need time off.

Robbing a bank? Understandable, approved.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If you had a hundred hamsters, you would need a hundred air fresheners.
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Hi Bluesky I'm here to find the cool kids that paint minis and talk about our hamsters
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM