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Aaron
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Noble Warrior-Poster
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rt if you would tuck him in
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I don't believe humans should live within sight of mountains. They're not safe and you have no way of knowing what's up there.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I would have dodged this assault with ease and even deflected the bullet back to the assailant if I had my proper stancing.
A real President ……….

Sixty-two years ago today, November 22, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. He was shot while riding in an open-top car and died later at Parkland Hospital. The event, which occurred at 12:30 p.m. CST, was a moment of national tragedy.
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not participating in this. This information is private and I will not be sharing it with the enormous amount of perverts I know on here.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Son just came up with a great lunch idea. Boil some some spaghetti and then roll up the limp noodles into crescent rolls and then cook them together 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
#Folks, the only "Wicked" thing I'm thinking of these days is the #Cheeto in the White House! And he's orange, not green! I'm talking about #tRump, of course!! If you want my #opinion, we should vote him out of office "For #Good"! Go ahead and toss a few likes and shares if you agree!!! #voteblue
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So is now a bad time to talk about my bizarre sexual escapades with powerful people or
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I would like to officially announce that I am resigning being awake and entering a state of bedtime starting at 9:00 CST (now). Please keep me in your prayers at this time.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Not participating in this. I don't know what it means or how to properly engage with it some I'm choosing to ignore it.
Take a screenshot and see what comes…
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Damn only one pisser?!?! Y'xll gotta hydrate better!
Hey y'xll! Let's get something positive going on in this website! Go ahead and like and "RT" this tweet if you've taken a monster fucking piss like I just did! I'm talking waterfall levels! Ska-doooooooosh!!! Haha! Let's goooooo!
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hey y'xll! Let's get something positive going on in this website! Go ahead and like and "RT" this tweet if you've taken a monster fucking piss like I just did! I'm talking waterfall levels! Ska-doooooooosh!!! Haha! Let's goooooo!
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Kamen Rider Black Ending
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I could defeat this entity. I could defeat three of them at once if a beautiful woman was imperiled as well.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
In the past month, I've had a dating app conversation end with me getting left on read or unmatched or blocked or however it works four separate times. In three of these, the other party had very positive things to say before immediately cutting me off. It's funny at this point. How far can we go?!?
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Doing a brave thing where I'm not only leaving the house at night two days in a row but I am also wearing a shirt that is similar (but not the same! This is crucial) to the shirt that I wore yesterday while being out and about. Just one of the fantastic little details about my life that you all love
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh that's why I've been getting so many congratulatory messages from all my lady friends! I'm happy that you thought of me! Well more so than you usually do😉
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oh baby you
You got what I need
And it's 9:00 bedtime
It's 9:00 bedtime
(That's Central Standard Time and that's now! Good night to you all!)
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Daughter told me how boys on the bus were chanting "Ejaculate! Ejaculate! Ejaculate!" and she asked me what that meant😑😑😑😑😑
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Participating in this 🙂
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy to announce that I have been cast as Link in the Zelda movie. It was a bold move to hire a thirty-seven year old with two kids and 20/60 eyesight to do all those flips and sword stunts but I think you'll be very impressed with what I have in store.😉
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
How many of your followers have seen your genitalia? Go through and count them and think about it for a while before moving on with your day.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Went to an Event Saturday evening and played D&D for eight hours Sunday so now I'm very tired! Sorry boss man but I'm going to clock in and take a nap! Good luck with whatever you got going on today
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Workshopping a cover of Brian Wilson by the Barenaked Ladies but having it be about Fetterman as a joke that only I would get.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
TFW!!!
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM