Lainey 🐝
@laineybird.bsky.social
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Lainey 🐝
@laineybird.bsky.social
· Jun 4
This is an Anti-ChatGPT account idc
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I want to eat a lot of fruit. 🫐🍊🍒
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I want to eat a lot of fruit. 🫐🍊🍒
Sometimes poems write themselves
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Sometimes poems write themselves
Im helping my mimi downsize so she can move into independent living and even tho thats a very good and exciting thing every day I am here my childhood home gets emptier and emptier and I am looking around at all the bare shelves and seeing all the pieces of me I was at 8 years old stare back at me
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Im helping my mimi downsize so she can move into independent living and even tho thats a very good and exciting thing every day I am here my childhood home gets emptier and emptier and I am looking around at all the bare shelves and seeing all the pieces of me I was at 8 years old stare back at me
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Actually whimsy is my most important attribute
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Actually whimsy is my most important attribute
Being a housewife is fun
Its really easy to clean the kitchen with a re-watch in the background
Its really easy to clean the kitchen with a re-watch in the background
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Being a housewife is fun
Its really easy to clean the kitchen with a re-watch in the background
Its really easy to clean the kitchen with a re-watch in the background
Should I do a full re-read of the entire shadow hunters universe be honest
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Should I do a full re-read of the entire shadow hunters universe be honest
I have never been more bisexual than I am watching season 2 of bridgerton
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I have never been more bisexual than I am watching season 2 of bridgerton
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Fields of Mistria’s 4th Major Update arrives February 23rd ✨
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Fields of Mistria’s 4th Major Update arrives February 23rd ✨
Bridgerton is an extremely interesting show bc the first season is very good; good enough to get the devoted following it has and to make it as wildly popular as it is, but is also the worst of the seasons
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Bridgerton is an extremely interesting show bc the first season is very good; good enough to get the devoted following it has and to make it as wildly popular as it is, but is also the worst of the seasons
Sometimes your motivation for finishing a book is just in order to get to the next book on your roster and thats just how it goes
February 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Sometimes your motivation for finishing a book is just in order to get to the next book on your roster and thats just how it goes
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There may be some niche examples somewhere, but I cannot think of any system, natural or human-made, that isn't strengthened by more diversity. Ecology, biology, economics, politics, agriculture... am I missing anything?
This lesson is reflected everywhere and in everything.
This lesson is reflected everywhere and in everything.
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 AM
There may be some niche examples somewhere, but I cannot think of any system, natural or human-made, that isn't strengthened by more diversity. Ecology, biology, economics, politics, agriculture... am I missing anything?
This lesson is reflected everywhere and in everything.
This lesson is reflected everywhere and in everything.
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This isn't about "training issues." The murderer who executed Renee Good has been with ICE for 10 years, and according to DHS, the murderer who executed Alex Pretti has been there for 8 years.
These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.
These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This isn't about "training issues." The murderer who executed Renee Good has been with ICE for 10 years, and according to DHS, the murderer who executed Alex Pretti has been there for 8 years.
These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.
These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.
I have been sick and incapacitated (two different events) for nearly an entire month happy 2026
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I have been sick and incapacitated (two different events) for nearly an entire month happy 2026
Terrible news i WILL be watching heated rivalry again but in my defense I have either strep or mono and I ran out of hermitcraft episodes to watch
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Terrible news i WILL be watching heated rivalry again but in my defense I have either strep or mono and I ran out of hermitcraft episodes to watch
Did my nails without trimming them today I cant wait until my bestie starts making fun of all the typos im about to make for the next 2 weeks
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Did my nails without trimming them today I cant wait until my bestie starts making fun of all the typos im about to make for the next 2 weeks
God im so glad im married and not just bc im obsessed with my husband but also because yall scare me
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
God im so glad im married and not just bc im obsessed with my husband but also because yall scare me
How did i end up on the gold panning side of Instagram
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
How did i end up on the gold panning side of Instagram
"Hey babe do you remember when they did the dental surgery on me?"
"Uhhh ... sometime between 9:15 and 11?"
"I actually think it was at two thirty."
"......." *heavy sigh*
"Uhhh ... sometime between 9:15 and 11?"
"I actually think it was at two thirty."
"......." *heavy sigh*
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
"Hey babe do you remember when they did the dental surgery on me?"
"Uhhh ... sometime between 9:15 and 11?"
"I actually think it was at two thirty."
"......." *heavy sigh*
"Uhhh ... sometime between 9:15 and 11?"
"I actually think it was at two thirty."
"......." *heavy sigh*
I have been basically non stop crying for 3 days and I think im reaching my limit
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I have been basically non stop crying for 3 days and I think im reaching my limit
Being sick and hungry is like the ultimate combination from hell
January 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Being sick and hungry is like the ultimate combination from hell
I love being awake after my husband is asleep and sending him reels or whatever and hearing his phone go off with the notification hehehe
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I love being awake after my husband is asleep and sending him reels or whatever and hearing his phone go off with the notification hehehe
Had to stop mid vacuum to throw up bc zinc is a horrific crime against humanity and completely forgot i had blackberries for breakfast which was really fun
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Had to stop mid vacuum to throw up bc zinc is a horrific crime against humanity and completely forgot i had blackberries for breakfast which was really fun
I am a big enough girl to say that anti energy drink propaganda DID get to me and I would like to formally state that monsters are good
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I am a big enough girl to say that anti energy drink propaganda DID get to me and I would like to formally state that monsters are good