John I. Lahti
@lahtiji.bsky.social
If you hated me on TwiX, you'll really hate me here! Basically Muppets, Moomin, MST3k, and, increasingly, Marxist-Leninism. Antacids, agitprop, and antifa. My ill-informed opinions are my own.
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John I. Lahti
@lahtiji.bsky.social
· Jan 13
How dare you breadcrumb me when you know I'm trying to limit my carb intake!
Anyway, how’s the dollar doing?
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Anyway, how’s the dollar doing?
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Workers have the power to make a land of kibble and fish for all. Our sturdy tomcat constructs a bowl. Swirls of abundant milk, fish, kibble, and catnip arise and fill the background. #art
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Workers have the power to make a land of kibble and fish for all. Our sturdy tomcat constructs a bowl. Swirls of abundant milk, fish, kibble, and catnip arise and fill the background. #art
A German fortified wine called Blotto von Bismarck.
September 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A German fortified wine called Blotto von Bismarck.
This is right up there on the caucasity scale. Nat’l Airlines, Inc. v. Edwards, 336 So. 2d 545, 546.
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is right up there on the caucasity scale. Nat’l Airlines, Inc. v. Edwards, 336 So. 2d 545, 546.
1914: Our shades shall tread Vienna's streets, roaming the courtyard, striking fear in noble hearts.
2025: if you read this you are gay lmao.
2025: if you read this you are gay lmao.
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
1914: Our shades shall tread Vienna's streets, roaming the courtyard, striking fear in noble hearts.
2025: if you read this you are gay lmao.
2025: if you read this you are gay lmao.
Excited to read what in another life could have been my work, probably a PhD thesis.
August 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Excited to read what in another life could have been my work, probably a PhD thesis.
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate — theonion.com/left-wing-gr...
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate
NEW YORK—Admitting that they had been working for several years without any discernible success, FBI agents confirmed Wednesday that a local left-wing political group was too disorganized to infiltrat...
theonion.com
August 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate — theonion.com/left-wing-gr...
I know revenge is best served cold, but what’s the correct temp for vindication?
July 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I know revenge is best served cold, but what’s the correct temp for vindication?
Not cheap but the market's free
No God but I'm still on my knees
No God but I'm still on my knees
The Wombats – I Love America And She Hates Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Wombats
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July 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Not cheap but the market's free
No God but I'm still on my knees
No God but I'm still on my knees
I’m deeply ashamed that I once voiced the notion of becoming a U.S. Senator. In my defense, I think I was in the 8th grade.
July 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m deeply ashamed that I once voiced the notion of becoming a U.S. Senator. In my defense, I think I was in the 8th grade.
Reposted by John I. Lahti
David Hogg is cooking lately
June 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
David Hogg is cooking lately
Reposted by John I. Lahti
Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
"Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy." -Umberto Eco, "Ur Fascism."
June 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy." -Umberto Eco, "Ur Fascism."
"It was enough to make you suspect that there is a certain lack of sincerity in the centrist movement." What Is Centrism? www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-is-ce...
What Is Centrism?
The mystery at the heart of DC's centrist extravaganza.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"It was enough to make you suspect that there is a certain lack of sincerity in the centrist movement." What Is Centrism? www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-is-ce...
Reposted by John I. Lahti
Is this good news for the corpse of John McCain?
June 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Is this good news for the corpse of John McCain?
From W.E.B. DuBois, Black Reconstruction (1935): But to most of the four million black folk emancipated by civil war, God was real. They knew Him. They had met Him personally in many a wild orgy of religious frenzy, or in the black stillness of the night.🧵 1/5
June 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
From W.E.B. DuBois, Black Reconstruction (1935): But to most of the four million black folk emancipated by civil war, God was real. They knew Him. They had met Him personally in many a wild orgy of religious frenzy, or in the black stillness of the night.🧵 1/5
I received my 5-year recognition at work last week. Based on the presentation remarks, they know next to nothing about me. ASD success story?!
June 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I received my 5-year recognition at work last week. Based on the presentation remarks, they know next to nothing about me. ASD success story?!
Time for my biweekly spending too much time with earnest leftist youth dissociation shower.
June 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Time for my biweekly spending too much time with earnest leftist youth dissociation shower.
The better half, in a conversation about bento ideas: “…the ham chrysanthemum…”
Me: Is that like the
Funk Phenomenon?
Me: Is that like the
Funk Phenomenon?
May 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The better half, in a conversation about bento ideas: “…the ham chrysanthemum…”
Me: Is that like the
Funk Phenomenon?
Me: Is that like the
Funk Phenomenon?
Planning a weekend trip to NYC, looking at the map on the Googles and scrolled passed the Arthur Ross Pinetum in Central Park, which my horrible mind read as the "Arthur Ross Perineum." Sorry, Arthur.
May 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Planning a weekend trip to NYC, looking at the map on the Googles and scrolled passed the Arthur Ross Pinetum in Central Park, which my horrible mind read as the "Arthur Ross Perineum." Sorry, Arthur.
