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this was a trap specifically set for yours truly, holy shit
In a world frozen by an unearthly winter, embark on a Trans-Siberian odyssey to confront the future Discover ICE, a maximalist masterpiece, and "untranslatable" novel now in English for the first time, translated by Ursula Phillips.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Frankenstein (2025)
Uh Oh! Friend Clearly Not the Victim in Drama Being Described with a screenshot from Frankenstein (2025) of Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein lying in bed with the Danish sea captain played by Lars Mikkelsen
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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This is the face of a man experiencing defeat
I'm - I'm run - I'm running out of fantasy
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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H E L P???????
[Narrator] No one knows how long it's going to take to pull a real steamship over a hill in the jungle... which is why Herzog needs three ships.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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what is HAPPening
[Herzog] Of course, we need another boat going on the river. And for this reason we have bought another boat... And we rebuilt the whole boat, and we repaired the engine... and we'll need a third boat - a look-alike.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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dramatic crying emoji with reddened eyes saying im gunna lose it
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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friend
Blushing angry crying holding a heart with a deep blush
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Transitioning into Part 2 like
Uh Oh! Friend Clearly Not the Victim in Drama Being Described
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I did not forget Flat Duck Friday, please look at her
A fluffy tabby cat lying sideways with her paws touching on a sunlit heated blanket
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I am in fucking danger of adding a FIFTH PROJECT
The newly discovered web is a massive structure spanning 100 square metres and is home to a colony of around 69,000 domestic house spiders, also known as the barn funnel weaver or Tegenaria domestica, and 42,000 Prinerigone vagans, a species of sheet weaver spider.
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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it's hot fat old man Thursday (i just made this up) and I need to share with you the gorgeous sketches @decadentjackal.bsky.social did of Ilya Górniak

he's a major antagonist in THE FEALTY OF MONSTERS as a series, a book that is largely villains crashing out over each other
4 men and a nonbinary on a sketch sheet top left: Ilya in a robe with his tits out middle: Ilya with his tummy out looking real fucking cheeky with a whiskey glass top right: Ilya wearing a warm winter coat a scarf bottom left: Ilya offering his ass because he is the bottomest of bottoms bottom right: white-haired Sasza crashing out on the hottie who fumbled him
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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all right, big news time:
ALL THREE OF MY PROJECTS EARNED OUT

this is probably the first time in my life I've felt anything like success and accomplishment, and I'm blessedly too tired to have my eyes on what's next

I wrote 1.8K about what I learned

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THE CRADLE OF ETERNAL NIGHT EARNED OUT The background is the three notebooks that turned into the final book
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I'm going insane, does anyone want anything?
Panels from the manga, Seraph of the End White haired Ferid Bathory saying "Well, you are my precious son, after all." to redhead Crowley Eusford. Both of them have pointed ears
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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There is absolutely nothing heterosexual going on here
White haired vampire Ferid Bathory with pointy ears delicately rubbing the chin of half demon Yuichiro and saying, "Hmm...perhaps before I heal you I'll take a little sip of your blood."
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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no, it's this thing named for Stalin (ALWAYS AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME)
Joseph Stalin's Palace of Science and Culture in Warsaw It's a feat (derogatory) of brutalism and art deco
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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In case anyone is wondering: it's a triple shot of vodka that's cherry lemonade vodka, orange vodka, and raspberry vodka
A sign that says Pink Pu$$e Shots with a vagina with lips and clit and a cat sketched on it in surprising detail
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Flat Duck Friday is the gift that keeps on giving
A tabby cat melted upon her heated blanket and her beans are in full view
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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My shirt says Hot Pierogi Summer but my tits are too big to read it
Me and my white face taking a selfie in a black mask and my hot periogi summer crop top
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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do we think they have yuri here
Ladz's convention merch tower featuring stickers and stickers of women with man toxic yuri flags
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I can't believe it's already been two years since I flew up to Chicago to collect the princess for her retirement

Her true age is 13.5 but she might actually be a kitten

Happy second gotcha day Lucina 🥺
Lucina with her long leggie on a part of the couch that she has decided is hers A beautiful tabby loaf on soft blankets next to fairy lights
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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...maybe Sasza does have a bit to be upset about

And he handles it poorly!! Find out what a crashed out vampire does with upsetting personal news that bleeds into the political in THE FEALTY OF MONSTERS, illustrated by @sorenhaxan.bsky.social

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A snowy road with a mosquito poking out of a crown "That's a little dramatic, don't you think?" THE FEALTY OF MONSTERS illus. by Soren Häxan The same snow road but the side bar is a sword tangled in vines “I know you are. I have to admit that I am a coward, and while I cannot condone the declaration of civil war, there is truly nothing I can do to stop it. Think of my departure as a kind of self-imposed exile.” Sasza crosses his arms. “That’s a little dramatic, don’t you think?” “Not to me, no. I’ve organized a rally with the members of the Flock who are infuriated that there is a Ball but no Festival. Consider it a feeble attempt at an apology.” “I’ll accept it.” He does not, but he’s beyond arguing and pleading. Ilya reaches down to hold each of Sasza’s hands in his. “Please think of me, from time to time?”
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Look at Polish architecture is hilarious because so much of it gives Fromsoft Asset but not like in a "oooo gothic cathedral way" but in a "we just built shit atop other shit and it's really stylistically obvious

case in point: Wawel Cathedral
The exterior of Wawel Cathedral with clearly three different architecture styles slapped atop one another with more to be seen inside
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I love outlining with ADHD in a project which demands it be written in order and I just have to trust myself that I put in the stuff I want to be in there

But then I also genuinely don't know what's coming up most of the time

Like, thanks?? (there are helpful notes in here just, oooo delightful)
A screenshot of my outline in Scrivener VII. Laura's Lust Scene
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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No one is supposed to know what a technomancer is, so the bigger question is: why is this the second one Hanka has met?

Find out in my dark fantasy frostpunk yuri, THE CRADLE OF ETERNAL, illus. by @pompoison.bsky.social

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A graphic of a dark castle hallway. Overtop is a ripped piece of paper with an annotated quote. The quote reads: Hanka sees the aura (aura is underlined) that glows off her pale skin and knows immediately (immediately is underlined) that she lacks night’s kiss; this woman is not human. (Not human is highlighted) Impossibly, she’s the second technomancer (second technomancer is circled.) Hanka has ever met. A starlit mountain side There is a trope map overlaid on top. Center: Image of the cover of The Cradle Of Eternal Night by LADZ with Illustrations by Pom Poison. The cover is in tones of blue, featuring two women back to back in a dark, icy setting. The woman in the front is shorter, with long dark hair and a hairy armpit visible in a horny way. The woman at her back is blonde, holding a lute. The trope map circling the image reads: fromsoft fantasy, certified 100% beef yuri, unconventional relationship, big fucking sword, that bath scene (eyes looking emoji) hard exterior, soft interior, polish dark fantasy, heretics vs. priests, high octane action, fast paces and atmospheric, frostpunk.
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I am so blessed with the talents my friends share with me, including this photobash by @wolfehorror.itch.io of Basia looking like her Polish Tifa self

Have you ventured into the Kolebka yet?

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Art of the main character of CRADLE made in the style of a photobash with painting over it by HS Wolfe. She looks like a Polish Tifa from final fantasy, and the background is blue. It has a QR code and cover mock ups of the blue cover on an iPad, a phone screen, and a paperback. (illustrated by Pom Poison) The text says Thank you for one year, sale for .99 cents.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM