I get April fools and lololol and all, but this feels particularly rank a mere week after snatching money from the most vulnerable and imposing a new era of austerity on the country when it’s already on its knees. Funnily enough, we don’t have any smiles to give, April 1st or not

This kinda take is not just fatalistic, it’s economically illiterate. I cannot fathom living with so little hope that you find a way to rationalise impoverishing the most vulnerable in society. We’re one of the richest nations on earth, we’ve just allowed a few to hoard it all

I spent 13 hours organising and cleaning my flat today (‘helped’ by Sankara, the agent of chaos whose most notable work was to bring down a shelf with several plants on it 😑) and honestly it feels great.