Simon Salamander
@lackofsense.bsky.social
Lover of all things nerdy. 18+.
Am a he/him writer.
Also, gay.
So, there's that.
Born in the long ago year of 1986
BLM, Trans rights are human rights.
As long as you don't hate people for being different, you're okay by me.
Am a he/him writer.
Also, gay.
So, there's that.
Born in the long ago year of 1986
BLM, Trans rights are human rights.
As long as you don't hate people for being different, you're okay by me.
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Simon Salamander
@lackofsense.bsky.social
· Nov 28
An oc character sheet made for me by the wonderful eneirem.bsky.social. Check out his work. ^^
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Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
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Cedric the dragon fingering @brokenwing.bsky.social First loop in a longer project, Enjoy ^_^
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#nsfw #dragon #anal
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#nsfw #dragon #anal
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cedric the dragon fingering @brokenwing.bsky.social First loop in a longer project, Enjoy ^_^
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#nsfw #dragon #anal
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#nsfw #dragon #anal
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Holidays have slowed work a bit but I'm still going! Gotten about 3/4 of the way through the sketches now.
I really wanted to emphasise that tail tugging and pulling this scene, it's something I really like the idea of imagining how it would feel~
I really wanted to emphasise that tail tugging and pulling this scene, it's something I really like the idea of imagining how it would feel~
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Holidays have slowed work a bit but I'm still going! Gotten about 3/4 of the way through the sketches now.
I really wanted to emphasise that tail tugging and pulling this scene, it's something I really like the idea of imagining how it would feel~
I really wanted to emphasise that tail tugging and pulling this scene, it's something I really like the idea of imagining how it would feel~
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there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold
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About a third of the scene I'm working on is fully sketched!
Been a while since I did anything lewd, feels really good to be back to it~
There's quite a bit of solo Wester in the first half of this scene so I'm emphasising a lot of his squishy fluff for the appeal of his bulge and balls.
Been a while since I did anything lewd, feels really good to be back to it~
There's quite a bit of solo Wester in the first half of this scene so I'm emphasising a lot of his squishy fluff for the appeal of his bulge and balls.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
About a third of the scene I'm working on is fully sketched!
Been a while since I did anything lewd, feels really good to be back to it~
There's quite a bit of solo Wester in the first half of this scene so I'm emphasising a lot of his squishy fluff for the appeal of his bulge and balls.
Been a while since I did anything lewd, feels really good to be back to it~
There's quite a bit of solo Wester in the first half of this scene so I'm emphasising a lot of his squishy fluff for the appeal of his bulge and balls.
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Stitch getting a little sassy in scene 19!
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Thanks everyone, Love you all! 🦌❤️🔥
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#nsfw #rule34 #stitch #gay
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Thanks everyone, Love you all! 🦌❤️🔥
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#nsfw #rule34 #stitch #gay
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stitch getting a little sassy in scene 19!
Supporters get early access to new scenes watermark free in HD! If you can help even $2 means a lot! 🥰 Otherwise likes and reposts help too!
Thanks everyone, Love you all! 🦌❤️🔥
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#nsfw #rule34 #stitch #gay
Supporters get early access to new scenes watermark free in HD! If you can help even $2 means a lot! 🥰 Otherwise likes and reposts help too!
Thanks everyone, Love you all! 🦌❤️🔥
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#nsfw #rule34 #stitch #gay
Someone who only tells you what you want to hear is not your friend.
That includes ChatGPT and any other LLM.
That includes ChatGPT and any other LLM.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Someone who only tells you what you want to hear is not your friend.
That includes ChatGPT and any other LLM.
That includes ChatGPT and any other LLM.
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Finally posting the entirety of this scene after almost a full year of holding it back.
I did everything at the time to make this the best possible animated lewd scene I could.
Really hoping that you enjoy it~
mega.nz/file/MpQAFTi...
I did everything at the time to make this the best possible animated lewd scene I could.
Really hoping that you enjoy it~
mega.nz/file/MpQAFTi...
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Finally posting the entirety of this scene after almost a full year of holding it back.
I did everything at the time to make this the best possible animated lewd scene I could.
Really hoping that you enjoy it~
mega.nz/file/MpQAFTi...
I did everything at the time to make this the best possible animated lewd scene I could.
Really hoping that you enjoy it~
mega.nz/file/MpQAFTi...
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I have officially updated the playlist to include each new scene I create! More will be coming the moment they're completed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnru...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnru...
Blood Bond: Teaser
YouTube video by Eneirem
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I have officially updated the playlist to include each new scene I create! More will be coming the moment they're completed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnru...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnru...
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I have now officially uploaded the entire prologue up onto my YouTube page!
For anyone who wants to see the beginning of their story unfold, please give it a watch. ^^
Thank you so much.
youtu.be/GYbgOxcIhCc
For anyone who wants to see the beginning of their story unfold, please give it a watch. ^^
Thank you so much.
youtu.be/GYbgOxcIhCc
Blood-Bond: Prologue
YouTube video by Eneirem
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I have now officially uploaded the entire prologue up onto my YouTube page!
For anyone who wants to see the beginning of their story unfold, please give it a watch. ^^
Thank you so much.
youtu.be/GYbgOxcIhCc
For anyone who wants to see the beginning of their story unfold, please give it a watch. ^^
Thank you so much.
youtu.be/GYbgOxcIhCc
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Announcement!
I'm planning on finally uploading the prologue and everything it encompasses on the 26th!
That'll include both the SFW Youtube story portion and the NSFW portion onto e621!
This has been years in the making and I never stopped working on it. It's the biggest and best thing I've made.
I'm planning on finally uploading the prologue and everything it encompasses on the 26th!
That'll include both the SFW Youtube story portion and the NSFW portion onto e621!
This has been years in the making and I never stopped working on it. It's the biggest and best thing I've made.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Announcement!
I'm planning on finally uploading the prologue and everything it encompasses on the 26th!
That'll include both the SFW Youtube story portion and the NSFW portion onto e621!
This has been years in the making and I never stopped working on it. It's the biggest and best thing I've made.
I'm planning on finally uploading the prologue and everything it encompasses on the 26th!
That'll include both the SFW Youtube story portion and the NSFW portion onto e621!
This has been years in the making and I never stopped working on it. It's the biggest and best thing I've made.
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Hello!
Making a small update post here to say that I'm planning on posting the prologue of Blood-Bond publicly over the next week!
SFW portion will be on my YouTube
NSFW portion will be available on here and on e621
I plan on posting them back to back in order to tie in together.
Making a small update post here to say that I'm planning on posting the prologue of Blood-Bond publicly over the next week!
SFW portion will be on my YouTube
NSFW portion will be available on here and on e621
I plan on posting them back to back in order to tie in together.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hello!
Making a small update post here to say that I'm planning on posting the prologue of Blood-Bond publicly over the next week!
SFW portion will be on my YouTube
NSFW portion will be available on here and on e621
I plan on posting them back to back in order to tie in together.
Making a small update post here to say that I'm planning on posting the prologue of Blood-Bond publicly over the next week!
SFW portion will be on my YouTube
NSFW portion will be available on here and on e621
I plan on posting them back to back in order to tie in together.
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A little oral loop for my friend Fritz guest starring Buckbottoms under the desk!🐺🍆🦌 🥰
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#nsfw #furry #deer #wolf #animation
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#nsfw #furry #deer #wolf #animation
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A little oral loop for my friend Fritz guest starring Buckbottoms under the desk!🐺🍆🦌 🥰
If you would like to support my smut efforts consider subscribing at;
www.patreon.com/c/Hammytoy
or
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Likes and reposts help too! Thank you!
#nsfw #furry #deer #wolf #animation
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subscribestar.adult/hammytoy
Likes and reposts help too! Thank you!
#nsfw #furry #deer #wolf #animation
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Did some character design for a little animated project coming up.
I've not actually drawn that many horses before, it's interesting to see how a design came out in my style...
I've not actually drawn that many horses before, it's interesting to see how a design came out in my style...
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Did some character design for a little animated project coming up.
I've not actually drawn that many horses before, it's interesting to see how a design came out in my style...
I've not actually drawn that many horses before, it's interesting to see how a design came out in my style...
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Nuh uh, no passing through without a hug tax. ❤️
What can I say, life is getting expensive.
📷 @ledrahk.bsky.social ❤️❤️
#fursuitfriday
What can I say, life is getting expensive.
📷 @ledrahk.bsky.social ❤️❤️
#fursuitfriday
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nuh uh, no passing through without a hug tax. ❤️
What can I say, life is getting expensive.
📷 @ledrahk.bsky.social ❤️❤️
#fursuitfriday
What can I say, life is getting expensive.
📷 @ledrahk.bsky.social ❤️❤️
#fursuitfriday
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New scene on my SubscribeStar/Patreon!
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This scene is rather low energy and contemplative, but the future implications that this particular scene sets up in its subtilty become integral to the rest of the storyline.
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This scene is rather low energy and contemplative, but the future implications that this particular scene sets up in its subtilty become integral to the rest of the storyline.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
New scene on my SubscribeStar/Patreon!
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www.patreon.com/c/Eneirem
This scene is rather low energy and contemplative, but the future implications that this particular scene sets up in its subtilty become integral to the rest of the storyline.
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www.patreon.com/c/Eneirem
This scene is rather low energy and contemplative, but the future implications that this particular scene sets up in its subtilty become integral to the rest of the storyline.
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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5th of 16 parts to my large scale lewd scene.
First loop of the scene, I want to make sure loops like this aren't ever hung on too long and there's always some kind of variation with each repetition like with the saliva here. Audio really helps with that too...had a time acting this shot. >w>
First loop of the scene, I want to make sure loops like this aren't ever hung on too long and there's always some kind of variation with each repetition like with the saliva here. Audio really helps with that too...had a time acting this shot. >w>
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
5th of 16 parts to my large scale lewd scene.
First loop of the scene, I want to make sure loops like this aren't ever hung on too long and there's always some kind of variation with each repetition like with the saliva here. Audio really helps with that too...had a time acting this shot. >w>
First loop of the scene, I want to make sure loops like this aren't ever hung on too long and there's always some kind of variation with each repetition like with the saliva here. Audio really helps with that too...had a time acting this shot. >w>
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...